Innocent English

And I know it’s closing time, if you want to stay here and talk shop, than shop! BEST MOVIE IN THE WORLD ANKYONE THAT DONTL IKE THIS MOVIE CAN SUCK A NUT!! THIS MOVIE IS MY FAVORITE MOVIE AND I DONT GIVE A FUCK WHO SAIS DIFF. YOU ALL SUCK FOR THINKING THIS MOVIE IS BAD ERNIE: Holy shit! Sorry, Dad....

1) Someone told me that the only reason you guys hang out with me is for my mother’s cake. 2) Well it is very good cake… 6th grade. All the usual suspects are back in action. First there’s Rachael Henesy. Marions’ second command. The only thing more pathetic than being Marion Hawthorn, is wanting...

–I have no intention of gathering material for divorce proceedings. I only want to outlive him and see him in his grave. It’s a terrible thing to say. –People in love will say anything. –I’ll tell you something…As long as there’s a Siberia, you’ll find Lew Harper on the job. –Are you putting me on?...

–What were you fighting for? –Oh, big issues. Liberty. Rights. Justice. Kings died and kingdoms fell. You know, I don’t regret the kingdoms. I see no sense in borders and nations and patriotism. But I do miss the kings. …Possesion of a stolen shovel. A lot of people enjoy being dead. But they are...

#1 Here’s $50 bucks for the burgers and $200 for the car. #2 What happened to my car? #1 I made some love stains in the back seat… you’ll see. #1 I forgot my cell phone. #2 You wanna run back and get it? #1 No, we’ve gone too far. (Harolds friend) You know the holocaust (Harold)Yea (Harolds friend)...

A bedroom with only one person in it is the loneliest place in the world. Honey, you’re not Sarah Bernhardt. Make the most of what nature gave you. I’m not a person to them. I’m a thing…Hair and legs. No face. No feelings. I’m not an actress. I’m a punching bag. I’m a studio prop. Lonely girl. Oh,...

–I kicked his ass before. –That was in third grade and Jack had a broken arm. –Yeah, but I’m the one that broke it. –Robert, you’ve got to tell me where you are. –Nope, can’t do that. I’ve already dug enough graves and none of them my own. 1) What did he say? 2)Via Con Dios 1)Oh. What does that...

(1) He was going to stab us, so I shot him. (2) Bennie, Slim, Moses, would you help get this dead motherfucker out, please? The game’s over for tonight. I’m taking this boy home to his mother. (1) My mama’s dead. (2) Well, your daddy. (1) My father’s dead, too. (2) Did you kill them? (1) No,...

Cuz where I come from dont nobodies father come back. damn miles you suck just like my girlfriend Hey Hey..can we cool it with the bitches? I great ablity in life is showing up… and I am amazed at your ablity to show up. M.V.P most valuable pizza eata! One of the most important things in life is...

–Ever killed anybody? –Counting today? –C’mon, John. Look, my character kills this guy. It’s probably an innocent bystander. I just want to know what that’s like. –You can’t. Not by asking someone. –Hey, look at this. They got my bilboard across the street. –Good, you’ll be sleeping close to the...

–You can take that to the bank! –I’m gonna take you to the bank, Senator Trent. To the blood bank! …And you can take that to the bank. Segal: Who are you? Get out of the shadows… Storekeeper: I’ve got half a mind, to come out there and… (bad guy blows him away with shotgun) Badguy: Hah hah! Now you...

–I suppose you’ve been down the long, hard road? –Who hasn’t? -What does it feel like to knock somebody down? -It makes me feel a hell of a lot better than it does him. He really cleaned your clock, didn’t he? I don’t look past the next bend in the road. I got a husband in jail, no job and no...

1)How does it feel to be hunted? 2)You tell me. Natasha: what kind of name is…CHance?, Chance: my mother took one Careless and stupid, and now you’re sorry too? Do not spill, you kill the grass. Hunting season is over I don’t get angry, I’m a professional. I don’t get angry…I’m a professional. If...

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1)do you teach your students how to make things like those? 2)Have you been to a high school lately? My students teach me how to make things like these. 1)What were you doing at the church? 2)I was looking for a place to hide. 3)From what, Swamp Thing? Alright, now listen. I’m gonna ask you one...

–He thinks you don’t like him. –I don’t. –If I gave you fifty dollars, what would you do with it? –I’d eat. –How long can you eat? How long can you live on fifty dollars? Hard Eight baby, just like mine! Hey, Big Time, this one’s for you. Hard Eight, baby! Hey, sorry, Big Time, I’ll buy you a...

1) Screw you! 2)Wouldn’t it be cheating on the sherif? 1)Why did the armadillo cross the road? 2)Why? 1)It didn’t. See? Be careful of boys, they have a way about them. They’ll make ya feel like fine crystal one minute, an old penny the next. Darla dropped her flaming batton…she almost went up like...

Could I trouble you for a nice warm glass of milk it helps me sleep. you could trouble me by enjoying a nice glass of shut the hell up, you will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep, read the name tag you’re in my world now Grandma. It struck my foot!!! Its all in the hips. #1 Can I trouble you...

I’m speaking clear penguin! Just a moment. I hear people wanting something… ME! Kiss my frozen tushy! Kiss it, kiss it! Leopard Seal: Remember dumplings, I know where you live. Ramón: Yeah, it’s called LAND, lardface! Man, how’re we gonna tell his mama he brought us all the way out here just to...

(announcing to the table full of relatives) …I came. DadNo, we made love…I f*cked them. sonWhat was it like? DadIt was…great. sonWould you do it again? DadYes sonWould you ever f*ck me? DadNo…I’d jerk off instead. >Is it someone else? >No, it’s just you. ….>You think I’m shit. Well you’re shit. And...