Innocent English

1. How come every time we fly over, they shoot at us? 2. Because we drop bombs on them. 1. They have no sense of humor…CAN’T YOU GUYS TAKE A JOKE? 1. I don’t know what I’m doing here. 2. Yes you do. 1. I’d say you missed your bus. 2. I don’t own a bus. 1. I’ll buy ya one. 2. ooh how nice, a rich...

..And as your mother tells you, as mine told me, it is always good to try new things. 1/ Good evening Clarice, just like old times 2/ Shut up! 1/ So what do you think? Does Lecter wanna fuck her or kill her or eat her or what? 2/ Probably all three… although I wouldn’t wanna predict in what order...

#1: Could you have ruined yourself somehow? #2: How could I ruin myself? What do you mean, ‘ruin myself?’ #1: I don’t know. Excessive masturbation? #2: Hey, you gonna start knocking myhobbies? Jesus! #1: Two months ago you thought you had a malignant melanoma. #2: Naturally, I, I–Do you know, I–The...

1. (turns around with an orange peel covering her teeth) Do I have something in my teeth?!?! (the sisters laugh and then get serious) Eve, your not the only person this is happening to. 2. I know 1. You know, since I’m an actress I guess I could use this sort of stuff. I mean that’s the good part...

–Do you want a fence to keep things in or to keep things out? –Well, both I guess. 1: Something the matter claire? 2: I cant move, my legs are broken! Don’t fuck with me retard. My version of the story will be better than yours!! For me, it’s the next best thing to being a mother. I adore children....

–He was good. –He was the best…in his prime. Go home and type, Hammett. Hey, look at that. It’s going to be the longest suspension bridge in the world. And the graft will probably set a world record too. I was worried there for a while. I thought you was getting halfway respectable, like me. I’m a...

‘Tis now the very witching time of night, when church yards yawn and hell itself breathes out. (name) thou art slain. No medicine in the world can cure thee. In thee there is not but a half hour of life. The foul practice hath turned itself on me. Lo, here I lie, never to rise again. 1) Now,...

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All right, listen up. You people are not dying on me in combat. You fucking, new guys will do everything to prove me wrong. You’ll walk on trails, kick cans sleep on guard, smoke dope and diddely-bop through the bush like you were back on the block. On guard at night you’ll write letters, play with...

(Sophie puts towel over head) Whoo Whoo. (Ghost smiles with a slight chuckle) Yeah very funny kid now go back to your mommy. (Sophie puts towel over head) Whoo Whoo. (Ghost smiles) Yeah very funny kid, now go back to your mommy. All You Have To Do Is Want Something And Then Let Yourself Have It!...

A long, long time ago, it was a night of great power. When the days grew short, all across the land, huge bonfires were lit. Oh, there was a marvelous celebration. And they dressed up in costumes, hoping to ward off the evil spirts. Especially the bogey man. Ah.I was getting worried Sam.I was...

busta:happy halloween mother fucker great 7/10 hello micheal i knew you’d come for me sooner or later what took you so long Laurie: See you in hell, Michael! Laurie:Hey micheal I knew youd come.What took you so long? Trick or treat Mother Fucker:Freddie Harris Trick or Treat,Motherfucker! You’re...

(1)You really don’t know much about Halloween. You thought no further than the strange custom of having your children wear masks and go out begging for candy. But there’s a better reason; It was the start of the year in our old Celtic lands that would be waiting…in our houses of wattles and...

(1)What’s this?(2) It’s jibberish. (3)No. It’s a Celtic word. Samhain. It means the Lord of the Dead. The end of summer. The festival of Samhain. October 31st. 1-What’s going on out here? 2-CALL THE POLICE!! Tell the sheriff I’ve shot him..He’s still on the loose!! 1-Is this some kind of joke? I’ve...

1) So how old were you when he attacked you? 2)…(Gasps) Seventeen… 1)’He turned just in time to see her enter the room. With her long, slender legs that climed hight up her skirt, leading to 2 tumoltious, round, melon breasts– 2)’Round, melon’ What? Now why you want to label it like food? And what...

1- Its over now? 2-Yes…Yes it is. Michael Myers is in hell, buried, where he belongs. DIE… YOU… SON… BITCH!!!! -Rachel Hey you1 This is city property, no trespassing. What, are you deaf? Don’t try any of that Halloween shit with me. All right, I’m on the telephone to the police right now, so don’t...

‘I met him, fifteen years ago. I was told there was nothing left.’ -Was that the Boogeyman? 1) *strangling sounds* 2) I’ll kill you if this is a joke, (1). 1)Is that dog?….it’s still warm 2)He got hungry 1)What would you say if I told you you have a date tomorrow night? 2)I’d probably say you have...

Bring it on. Comprende this! im second in command, and queen bitch of the universe It’s Not Alright…It’s AIGHT its a nice night ta die thats what ya get BITCH The jury decided. I presided. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Half Past Dead’: Quotes from the movie ‘Half Past Dead’

1.)Lets get Billy Bong Thorton… 2.) No! We can’t use Billy Bong Thorton if the whole gang is not here! Get out Wesley Pipes. Hey you guys beleive in angels? #1what did u do to my horse buttercup buttercup breath #2 all i did was feed him candy chips and popcorn #1 hes lactose and tolerant!!! #2...

abbie sayer when u are at the top there are always ppl who want to bing u down , so u just put up ur head and say poo! (girl is wearing paperclips from her ears) Girl 1- Take that jewellery off at once! Girl 2- its not jewellery, its office supplies! Abbie (to Conrad):um excuse me but did my date...