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…our souls are black, even though our skin is white. Allright ladies…lets get ready to play dodgeball… Amber! Are you listening to me? We have to have a little talk! Are you a checkerboard chick?? Big as a house! Big as a house! And she’s all peroxided up. devine–my little tracy is a clean teen...

1. You want me to give you money? 2. Yeah. 1. Why? 2. Because like she’s preganant and we haven’t eaten in three days. 1. I don’t believe you. Black boys are delicious He just wants to sit here and he just wants to look at her for a little while. Hi Steve! Remember me? homosexual? No,but I wouln’t...

Falcone: So, hows school going Raab? Raab: Laaail! Not so good…I lost by scedule at the begining of the sumester, and aaaa, I couldent find my classes for like a month and a half! Got three Ds and an F. Not that bad considering I passed. Falcone: Why dident you just go to the advising office and...

(1)Are you challenging me? (2)Name your stakes. (1)If I win, you become my slave. (2)Your SLAVE? (1)You wish! You’ll do shitwork, scan, crack copyrights… (2)And if I win? (1)Make it my first-born! (2)Make it our first-date! (1)I dont DO dates. But I dont lose either, so you’re on! There is no right...

All love ends in sadness in my experience. I suspect the less you know about me the longer you’ll stay interested. I’m commiting suicide on the installment plan. Men like to fall in love. They don’t like to stay in love. People expect to much from love. Two tickets for the ride of your life. You’re...

Here she is, boys! Here she is world! Here’s Rose…..Curtains up, light the lights…play it boys!!! I thought you did it for me, Mama! I’m pretty, Mama. If Momma Was Married. Let Me Entertain You. Rose’s Turn. Small World. Some People. well they can sit and ROT BUT NOT ROSE!!!!!!!! Page Topic: Movie...

–So, um, why’d you come back? –Because I’m a scientist. I know what it’s like to need to know. Guyver is A good anime it makes a hole lot of since and the characters Are well done But the first live action movie was not as good but in the second movie it was better then the first one the main...

-Guess who is eating lunch in Mindy’s right now! -Hitler. -Then I never saw untill now how much in love with him you are. -I’ll get over it. -Why would anyone want to get over the one thing you hope for from the minute you’re born and remember untill the day you die. 1)You know what today is?...

> (girlfriend calling a department store) Yes, I have a question regarding your… um… underwear bins? >> (clerk) Underwear bins?? > Oh yes, see my fiance here has informed me that he bought a pair of dirty women’s underwear out of one of your bins, and I just wanted to hear your thoughts on this… >>...

1. Can you get to the Bronx in 15 minutes? 2. I’m a cab-driver, I can get to Bombay in 15 minutes. 1. You know, I’m sick of your fucking materialism. 2. Yeah, well I’m sick of your fucking sented oils. You smell like a Bombay hooker. What is this? I ordered chicken tikka masala. That is chicken...

A man once told me that the only thing you really own is a piece of ground the size of your shoes. Do I look like the kinda guy who reads ‘Thank You’ cards? They’re looking to invest billions in Wall Street. They’re no better than Americans. This is my Melissa. What do you do with a drunken sailor?...

–Captain, I’m concerned about this vessel. It’s taking on water. –Why does that concern you? –I can’t swim. –To tell you the truth, I didn’t we could do it. –To tell you the truth, neither did I. He’s gonna kill me when the war is over. He’s gonna kill when the war is over. Someone stepped on the...

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Great generals are not made of jeweled swords and mustache wax but what is here (pointing to his heart) and what is here (pointing to his head) I hate the blasted army, but friendship, well, that’s something else. If ever a man deserved the name and rank of soldier, it was he. His name will be...

#1: This is Looney Tunes! #2: Looney Tunes? #3: Ah reeb ah reeb, dat’s all folks. A man has been injured! You may be next! Don’t get me wrong. Fifteen thousand cars. G.I. Joe! G.I. Joe! (kid shoots toy rifle at parent) i got it at sears…..where america shops I’m not drowning! I’m freaking out! In...

–Did you ever meet Holliday? –We crossed trails once. He was a dentist then. –I’ll see you in Dodge City and thank you properly. –You can thank me properly by staying out of Dodge City. 1/ Don’t throw away a life time’s work, where’s your logic? 2/ To hell with logic, that’s my brother lying there!...

–He’s strictly muscle. –Demented muscle. The guy’s the Jeffrey Dahmer of hit men. –I’m very good in reading what are in a person’s eyes. –What do they say? –They say…you’re sleepy. –These guys aren’t real Feds? –Just friends from group therapy. –You’re one of my heroes. –Who are your other heroes?...

I want a guy with spirit and guts. I’ve been kicked around all my life, and from now on, I’m gonna start kicking back. Mad about you. The rest is a nightmare. Two people dead, just so we can live without working! You’re signing up for an awful long term. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Gun Crazy’:...

A) Right. I’ll tell you. You don’t want these things to happen, okay ? keep your husband of me back. B) Why? what’s happened? A) Somebody told Tommy that for the continued success of his club I had to go. B Who’d do a thing like that ??? A) Hitler. B) Hitler’s dead. A) No, he’s alive, he’s well,...