Innocent English

–I haven’t anything to offer you because there’s nothing you really seem to need. You’ve made the most of yourself unassisted and that’s grand. You’re a great star already, so there’s little I can offer you. Nothing i can give you except love. –That’s not enough. I expect part of your ambition,...

Hello, sports fans. I want us to win, and win big. I’d like to propose a toast, to my son. He is eighteen today. mary anne go fucking kill your self this family doesnt want you anymore Suck my nuts you piece of shit That’s it! Put him down! YOU PUT HIM DOWN OR DON’T COME HOME TONIGHT! Page Topic:...

(THE PIE FIGHT) PRINCE HAPNIC: Brandy, throw more brandy….RUM! i never mix my pies –Rise and shine, Professor. –You rise! You shine! 1) So are you a native of Borachio? 2) I aint no native. I was born here 1. I’m a reporter. 2. A reporter? 1. You don’t approve. 2. No, let’s just say I’m a bit...

‘Big, big whooo big!!!’ ‘Alright, I’ll make you a big sandwitch.’ ‘No! no! big bear..’ ‘Big Bear!’ ‘Big bear! big bear! big bear chase… big bear chase… big bear chase me!!!!’ ‘This big!’ (1)YOU BASTARD! YOU BASTARD! (2) WHATS HE SAYING? (3) I THINK HE’S SAYING GO FASTER! (CHET ON SKIES) OH LOOK...

1) I’d like to try this without the balloon! 2) What, plummeting? 1) Yeah! 2) I guess you could try it once. 1) Did you just give directions to a frog? 2) I guess I did. 1) Nicky, that’s my new receptionist out there! 2) Which one? 1) The pig. 1) We need to make a chain out of something that will...

Offhand, I can deduce very little. Only that the words were written by a broad-pointed quill pen, which has been spattered — twice! That the paper is of native Mongolian manufacturer, no watermark, and has been gummed, if I am not very much in error, by a bat who has been drinking Rodent’s Delight....

–They say you killed a man. –Only one? 1) and I said good, I’m glad it’s a girl…and I hope she’ll be a fool, that’s the best thing a girl can be in this world..a beautiful little fool. Beautiful fools can wear whatever color they like. Blessed are the dead that the rain falls on. Both of them can’t...

…Love is blind devotion, unquestioning self-humiliation, utter submission, trust and belief against yourself and against the whole world, giving up your whole heart and soul to the smite… 1) Estella? 2)Finn? Is that you? 1) Is that your little girl? 2) Yes. I had to bring her. I wanted to show her...

‘I sink you vill see Berlin before I vill.’ –Do you expect officers to forget their duty? –No. –How many men to you plan to take out, Roger? –250. –Tea? –I only drank tea once…in a hospital. –They’re celebrating the revolution. –It’s the Fourth of July! –What do we do? –Wait for the train. -Danny,...

(Elvis enters in Military uniform) Take it, just take it all. –Thank you, Jesus! –Well, don’t thank Jesus. Thank Jerry Lee Lewis. All I ever wanted was a little pink house with a blue door… a little baby sittin’ in a high chair. Babydoll, I’mma buy you the biggest weddin’ ring in all ‘a London...

Hey English, I got something, ah, scholastic to discuss with you. What I’m saying here is…your’e Mr History, right…..I got this essay on the fall of Rome. I didn’t even know they were in trouble!! (All singing) Goose: So come on and tell us, Johnny. Louis: What’s the secret of success? Johnny:...

Principal McGee: We have pictures of you so-called mooners. And just because those pictures aren’t of your faces, doesn’t mean we can’t identify you. At this very moment, those pictures are on their way to Washington, where the FBI has experts in this kind of identification. If you turn yourselves...

#1: She’s bleeding. #2: Wow, those 45s really make a mess. Better call an ambulance. a good guy don’t pay attention to what some heel makes him say Heart failure? And with their bellies swelled up like a pig bladder? I’ll be everywhere, wherever you look. I’ll be there! maybe all got one big soul...

–What’s wrong with your life? –I’ve begun to see the absurdity of it…All of us…Proving what? That we can go faster? And perhaps remain alive? -Ah, were you in the war? –Yes. And you? –No, I missed it by a year. 1) I want to tell you something, not about the others, but about myself. I used to go to...

–Are you going to be nice to me? –Yes. –Very nice? –That’s what you expect, isn’t it? A thosand doors leads to one hell. Grand Hotel…always the same. People come, people go. Nothing ever happens. Have caviar if you like, but it tastes like herring to me. I don’t know much about women. I’ve been...

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–So what do you think? –I think it’s not all bad. –This neighborhood is gone to shit. –This country is gone to shit. 1)How are you going to discribe Jane? 2)Same way. 1)A very hansome black guy? 2)Yeah. All of life’s riddles are answered in the movies. I knew I can’t make those movies anymore. I...

–Are you going to graduate school? –No. –Can I help you, sir? –What? Oh, no, I’m just… –Are you here for an affair, sir? –Elaine, it’s too late. –Not for me. –Glad meeting you, Ben. –Great meeting you, Carl. –The room number, Benjamin. I think you should tell me that. –Oh, you’re absolutely right....

–Mr. Gotti, I am with the F.B.I. –You know what F.B.I. stands for, don’t you? –Why don’t you tell me. –Forever bother the Italians. five ten years from now they’re gonna wish it was La Cosa Nostra… five ten years from now… they’re gonna miss John Gotti In ten years, they’re gonna miss John Gotti....

1.Are You scared 2. No 1. You should be! But I have to find Pierre, my rat-loving friend. I know about human stupidity. If she is the image, and i am the mirror,…then who are you? I am god. It’s good to be god. Liars have big noses. You have big ears. So he would stop fucking me! you can’t trust...