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Movie Quotes from Gone in 60 Seconds: Quotes from the movie Gone in 60 Seconds
#1..Donny, where are you?..#2…Im at the Casino pickin up the Big Boss’s lady!..#1..The ladies are dirty, I repeat, the ladies are dirty….walk away. (1) Ladies and Gentlemen, I am proud to present… (2) Wow…its Eleanor (1): Why are they shooting at us!! (2) Cause I blew up there cars!...
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And now may the Constitution of the United States go with you, the Declaration of Independence stand by you, the Bill of Rights protect you, the State Commission against Discrimination keep their eyes and ears upon you, now and forever. Amen. Be brave. Keep freedom in the family. Be loyal to...
Read more →Movie Quotes from Goldfinger: Quotes from the movie Goldfinger
-If you’ll excuse me, Mr. Bond, I have to tend to separating my gold from the late Mr. Solo. -As you said, a pressing engagement. -Special plane. Lunch at the White House…How come? -The President wants to thank you personally. -Oh, it was nothing. Really. -I know that. But he doesn’t -I suppose...
Read more →Movie Quotes from GoldenEye: Quotes from the movie GoldenEye
(1): Do you destroy every vehicle you get into? (2): Standard operating procedure. (1): The trick is to quit while you’re still ahead. (2): Now, that’s one trick I never learned. (1):For England, James? (2): No, for me. (1):What would I ever do without you? (2): As far as I can remember, James,...
Read more →Movie Quotes from Golden Child, The: Quotes from the movie Golden Child, The
#1 She’s over 3,000 years old. #2 How’d she manage that? #1 Her ancestors were raped by dragons! (1)His destiny is to save the world. (2)Mmm, that’s a good destiny. (1)It’s your destiny to find the Golden Child. (2)And, it’s your destiny to seek some serious psychiatric help. (1)You killed him?...
Read more →Movie Quotes from Gold Diggers of 1937: Quotes from the movie Gold Diggers of 1937
All’s fair in love and war. It’s so hard to be good under the capitalistic system. Let’s put our heads together. Speaking of the weather. With plenty of money and you. You get pie in the sky. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Gold Diggers of 1937’: Quotes from the movie ‘Gold Diggers of 1937’
Read more →Movie Quotes from Gold Diggers of 1933: Quotes from the movie Gold Diggers of 1933
–Start walking and keep walking, and if you ever come near him again I’ll break both your legs. –I could easily resent that. Don’t forget to stand in the light when you’re talking to a producer. Excuse me while I fix up the old sex appeal. The way I feel this morning I’ll need a steam shovel. I’ve...
Read more →Movie Quotes from Gold: Quotes from the movie Gold
–Do you know what caused it? –The same as always. Digging for gold. –We found this down there. –It’s King’s. It’s gold. –Who do I need to see? –Go and see Mr. Eade. Can you stop this madness? Don’t look at me, I’m just a plumber. Wherever love takes me. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Gold’: Quotes...
Read more →Movie Quotes from Godzilla: Quotes from the movie Godzilla
(After blow up the building,where GAodzilla childrens was,godzilla looking people,s)Nick:It,s looks angry… (After Godzilla emerges from the wreck of the MSG): Camera Guy: What do we do now? French guy: Running would be a good idea! (talking in Russian) uh…uh…permit. Damn! How do you say permit? I...
Read more →Movie Quotes from Godspell: Quotes from the movie Godspell
‘My boy,’ said the father, ‘you were always with me and everything I have is yours.’ (a la Penny Marshall) Remember, my child, that all the good things came to you while you were on Earth! 1) Look at what this shoe says, it says ‘Rejoice!’ 2) It says ‘Keds’ 1. Remember, my child, that all the good...
Read more →Movie Quotes from Gods Must Be Crazy, The: Quotes from the movie Gods Must Be Crazy, The
They did not have a name for it. They called it the Evil Thing. Xabo said perhaps the gods were absent-minded when they brought the Evil Thing on the island. XI said the thing does not belong on the Earth. Tomorrow I will take it to the end of the earth and throw it off. Aye yai yai….yai yai!! Does...
Read more →Movie Quotes from Gods and Generals: Quotes from the movie Gods and Generals
An army is power Dear Lord, This is your day, and you ahve admonished us to keep it holy. If it is your will let me fight this day, then your will be done. I ask your protection over Ann, your faithful servant, my loving wife. I ask you to shine your face down upon her, Lord, on her 30th birthday,...
Read more →Movie Quotes from Godfather: Part III, The: Quotes from the movie Godfather: Part III, The
–I’ll always love you… –Love someone else. -Do you still fear me, Kay? -I don’t fear you, Michael. I just dread you. -Don Lucchesi, you are a man of finance and politics. These things I don’t understand. -You understand guns? -Yes. -Finance is a gun. Politics is knowing when to pull the trigger....
Read more →Movie Quotes from Godfather: Part II, The: Quotes from the movie Godfather: Part II, The
(Dialogue in Italian)1>What is your name? 2>Vito Corleone. 1>You took the name of this town. What was your father’s name? 2>Antonio Andolini. 1>Come closer I can’t hear so good. 2>My father’s name was Antonio Andolini, and this is for you. (old Sicilian proverb)Revenge is sometimes taken from the...
Read more →Movie Quotes from Godfather, The: Quotes from the movie Godfather, The
I want someone good, I mean very good, to plant that gun. I don’t want my brother coming out of the bathroom with just his dick in his hands. #1-My father is no different than any powerful man, any man with power, like a President or senator. #2-Do you know how naive you sound, Michael? Presidents...
Read more →Movie Quotes from Go West: Quotes from the movie Go West
–Any of you boys got change for…ten cents? –No. –Well, keep the baggage. –I don’t like your faces. –I suppose you think we like ’em. –Madam, why is that baby constantly crying? –He can’t stand the jerks in the coach. –You love your brother, don’t you? –No, but I’m used to him. Any resemblance...
Read more →Movie Quotes from Go Naked in the World: Quotes from the movie Go Naked in the World
–How many? Did you ever count? –Why count waves in the ocean? –I don’t like leaving you alone. –I haven’t be alone ten minutes since I was 12. –If you’re free later this evening… –I’m never free, sweetie. Girls like me don’t fall in love. I seell myself…It was free. I want to be like the others. I...
Read more →Movie Quotes from Go: Quotes from the movie Go
#1 I need a favor. #2 I didn’t know we’d become such good friends. Because if we had, you’d know that I’d give head before I’d give favors and I don’t even give my best friends head, so your chance of getting a favor are pretty slim. #1:What are you doing? #2:We can put her in the trunk! We can-...
Read more →Movie Quotes from Glory: Quotes from the movie Glory
1) Can you picture me in charge of a regiment? Picture me in charge of anything. 2) I would be honored to have you. 1) Well, then your an idiot. 1) Congratulations. 2) I’m not sure I’m wantin this Colonel. I know exactly how you feel. 1) Good morning, Major. 2) Sir! Formed and ready sir! 1) How...
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