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Movie Quotes from Gloria: Quotes from the movie Gloria

All dead people’s together anyway. It doesn’t make any difference. Frank, what are you going to do? Shoot a six-year-old kid on the street? Get away from that door! Had to shoot me with a magnum! Hey, Frank, what are you going to do? Shoot a six-year-old Puerto Rican kid on the street? I never even...

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Movie Quotes from Glitter: Quotes from the movie Glitter

–You know, I don’t usually do this. –I call tell. Dice: They’ll get over it. Billie: They’ll get over it? I’m over it. Dice: we gotta deal Billy: yeah Dice:ur not gonna regret this,how can i reach you? Billy: ur lucky 7 right? Dice: yeah Billy: ull find a way ;-) Didn’t mean to turn you on....

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Movie Quotes from Glimmer Man, The: Quotes from the movie Glimmer Man, The

–Have you seen ‘Casablanca’? –You’re asking me have I seen ‘Casablanca’? –Have you ever seen ‘Casablanca’? –You’re asking me if I have seen ‘Casablanca’? –Well, have you? –No. –He’s supporting Russian liberation fighters. –You mean terrorists. –Semantics. You say tomato… –No, motherfucker. I didn’t...

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Movie Quotes from Glengarry Glen Ross: Quotes from the movie Glengarry Glen Ross

#1 Who are you? What’s your name? #2 Fuck you, that’s my name. You know why? Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight and I drove an eighty thousand dollar BMW. THAT’S my name. You see this watch. This watch cost more than your car. I made $970,000 dollars last year how much did you make? You...

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Movie Quotes from Glen or Glenda: Quotes from the movie Glen or Glenda

1/_ How about joining me for an after-dinner drink? 2/_ The living room? At home, what does modern man have to look forward to, for his body comfort…. the things provided for his home, a wool or flannel robe, his feet incased in the same thick leather that his shoes are made of…. Beware! Beware!...

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Movie Quotes from Gleaming the Cube: Quotes from the movie Gleaming the Cube

bosa video But brian youre something more then that, youre the gleam in the cube Here’s what I think. Adults are predictable. (Vinh says: Don’t count on it) Yeah, they’re living under this illusion that life, as we know it, is going to continue forever. So they expect us to act like what we do...

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Movie Quotes from Glass Menagerie, The: Quotes from the movie Glass Menagerie, The

Did anyone ever tell you that you’re pretty? He has rather a large nose which he compensates for by not having much of a chin. I was out of school a little while with pleurosis. When I came back you asked me what was the matter. I said I had pleurosis and you thought I said Blue Roses. So that’s...

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Movie Quotes from Gladiator: Quotes from the movie Gladiator

I am Proximo. I shall be closer to you for the next few days which will be the last of your miserable lives, than that bitch of a mother that brought you screaming into this world. I did not pay good money for your company, I paid it so that i could profit from your death. As your mother was at...

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Movie Quotes from Girls Just Want to Have Fun: Quotes from the movie Girls Just Want to Have Fun

what I lack in substance I make up for in style #1 He’s a guy and he’s alive. What is there to hate? #2 He’s.. err, just errr. #1 I like those qualities in a man. (Natalie at the party) This means war! 1) By the way, why aren’t you in your pj’s? It’s after midnight 2) Oh…um….I was dreaming that I...

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Movie Quotes from Girlfight: Quotes from the movie Girlfight

1.) No Fooling around k? 2.) I thought every guy jumped at this chance….guess I’m not prize pick hey? 1.) Kisses Diana. #1: If I catch you hanging around this bandeto again then I’ll… #2: Then you’ll what? F*ckin’ kill me?!? #1: If I catch you hanging around this bandeto again, then I’ll.. #2: Then...

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Movie Quotes from Girl, Interrupted: Quotes from the movie Girl, Interrupted

Lisa: Whats that huh?, trying out your new silver? Daisy: Look at your own arm Asshole. L: im sick Daisy we know that, but here you are in so called recovery playing Betty Crocker cut up like a god damn Virgina Ham, help me understand Dais cause uhh i thought you didnt do valuum, tell me how this...

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Movie Quotes from Girl Next Door, The: Quotes from the movie Girl Next Door, The

#1= You’re name is Clits? #2= With a K ‘Cuz we’re a fucking tripod (1) Do you have the fever? (2) No…. why do you? (1) I donno… (3) I just gotta fuck someone (1) I know I lost my virginity at senoir prom, what about you April (2) Umm I lost mine when I was 10… (1) OKAY moving on! -I know that I...

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Movie Quotes from Girl: Quotes from the movie Girl

(say something say something)SAY SOMETHING!! 1)Where you goin Cybil? 2) Some place else. And take a shower.. you stink! 1)So how about you Andrea? What’s your story? 2) I’m going to Brown. 1)Like East Coast Brown? You’re smarter than I thought huh? 2) I probably am. Change was a mysterious thing,...

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Movie Quotes from Ginger Snaps: Quotes from the movie Ginger Snaps

do you think she’s pretty? If I wasen’t here, would you eat her?? 1) An eighth’s fifty. 2) I don’t want any drugs. 1) Then am-scray. 2) I was just wondering what you hit. 1) (sarcastic) Well, officer, looked like a lycanthrope to me, sir. 2) I know what a lycanthrope is. 1) Sure you do. 2) Think...

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Movie Quotes from Gilda: Quotes from the movie Gilda

It means make hay while the sun shines… Amado Mio. I hate you so much Johnny…I hate you so much that I think Im going to die from it, darling! If I’d been a ranch, they would have named me the Bar Nothing. It doesnt matter..because we where both such stinkers werent we? One night she started to...

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Movie Quotes from Gigli: Quotes from the movie Gigli

1. I’m not goin’ anywhere, I fuckin’ live here! 2. Yeah? Well neither am I! 1. Who the fuck are you? 2. Who the fuck are you? A big shout out to ma homies!!! Baby got back. BLOW ME! Brian: I wanna go baywatch! Dyke-o-saurus! Everything’s gonna be alright. Hows your finger nails Brian? I need love....

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Movie Quotes from Gigi: Quotes from the movie Gigi

Gigi. Gossip. I remember it well. I’m glad I’m not young anymore. It’s a bore. Methuselah is my patron saint. Say a prayer for me tonight. She is not thinking of me. Thank heaven for little girls. The night they invested champagne. The Parisians. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Gigi’: Quotes from...

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Movie Quotes from Gift, The: Quotes from the movie Gift, The

Ben: Momma, I want some icing. Annie: You’ve had icing enough to put you in a coma. Buddy: You’re the soul of this town, Ms Wilson, and you have to keep doing what you are doing. COP)WHat happened to your arm? DONNY)A stray cat she didn’t like it when I killed her. David: Someone might come in here...

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Movie Quotes from Gidget: Quotes from the movie Gidget

1. Really, letting eligible men see you in an outfit like that, haven’t you got any pride? 2. Pride? Well I guess I’ll have to look up the definition of the word again 1. Would you, uh, sorta wear this till I come back? 2. Oh, boy would I?! Oh, just wait, wait till the girls get a load of this!...

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