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– I called them for advice once – Really – Yeah, I had zits on my balls. They’re gone now – It’s your turn to get the ball – I’m not getting the ball you get the ball -But if some guy had dazled his way into my x girlfriend’s fancies I’d probably be doing the same thing. Only I’d have a better...

–I’m nosy. –That’s not always a healthy way to be. –Think again, Jack. –I will. -You are so freaky! -Oh, well. We’re all a little freaky, Doreen. It’s the straight ones you’ve got to worry about. -You drink coffee? -Yeah. I smoke too. -You sure that’s something to brag about? -You smoke. -I quit....

A way of life that endured thousands of years is gone. Must be a Texan. Lowest form of white man there is. Once I moved like the wind now I surrendor Perhaps I could learn to hate with the proper vigor from you, Al. That was a good shot. Not really, I was aiming for his head. Why does the White-Eye...

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1) Does he look dangerous? 2) Where’s my little puppy? 3) Apparantly not 1) Thor! Were you arguing with the narrator? 2) Well he started it. 3) Did not. 1) Why didn’t you come sooner? 2) Why Ape have little stars around head 1) Remember everything I taught you about Queensberry Rules and fighting...

1) Have you got the nerve to tell me you don’t want to marry my son for his money? 2) It’s true. 1) Then what do you want to marry him for? 2) I want to marry him for YOUR money. 1)You’ll find I mean business! 2) Oh, really? Then why are you wearing that hat? Anyone Here For Love. Bye Bye Baby....

1) Hey! Those are our choppers, Charlie! 2) And this is my gun, Clyde! Hey You, You with the fucking hair. Nag, nag, nag. Why? Because I have this badge, and I have this gun, and I have the love of Jesus in my pretty green eyes. You chose sides colonel..you got a little nookie..you chose sides!!...

#1: A year is a long time. #2: Not so long. Just once around the sun. 1) Besides, the color doesn’t match. 2) He’s right. My eyes are prettier. 1) Do you really wanna be in there? 2) I don’t wanna be in there, I wanna be up there. 1) What’s up there? 2) what’s what I wanna find out Jerome. 1) Call...

Do you know anything about anything you do? Happiness is better than art. I haven’t been afraid since I’ve known you. I hope I find you better in the morning. In the morning, when the sun rises, sometimes it’s hard to believe there ever was a night. Jewels are wonderful things. They have a life of...

Garfield (after Odie plows a pillow at him): That was a cheap shot! Garfield (while dancing with Odie): I’m walking the dog! Garfield : Have you tasted yourself lately? Garfield : Love me, feed me, never leave me. GARFIELD- LETS FUCK DOGGY STYLE OHHH YEAH OH OH OH OH OH OH HARDCORE YEEEEEEEEAH OH...

–Well, here’s to us and those like us. –Damn few left. Decent people make mistakes sometimes. How do worms Copulate BOY?!? Uh…They don’t Sergent Major…they use assexual reproduction. AHH…hmm…Asexual reproduction…reproducing without sex. Any idea who first came up with that idea? Your wife Seargent...

(1) You really gotta get some furniture in here. (2) I got a chair but I didn’t like it. (1) What happened to it? (2) It’s keeping us warm. -good luck exploring the infinite abyss. -you too. -I’m going to kill that motherfucker -Pun intended? 1-kick him in the balls….2-i’m not gonna kick him in the...

Go out there & keep Freddy Mayes & his goon company. I’m not asking you to suck him off or anything. I don’t care what you do afterwards, fuck off & marry the cunt! Have a clock (smashes clock into Lenny Taylor’s face) I didn’t want to kill Lenny Taylor… but somebody had to do it. I’m a prince...

-Get a priest, say a mass, cover them up. -Some aren’t Catholic. That one certainly isn’t. -Then they’d better have made peace with God on their own. -Ya angry with me? -Nah, i’m through with ya. -You killed an elected official. -Elected by who? 1. I’ve already voted twice today already! 2. Only...

1) Bapuji, the whole country is moving. 2) Yes. But in what direction? 1) I’m going to Hell! I killed a child! I smashed his head against a wall. 2) Why? 1) Because they killed my son! The Muslims killed my son! 2) I know a way out of Hell. Find a small boy, about this high, whose parents have been...

#1 There goes a thousand dollars. #2 Your shoes cost a thousand dollars?! #1 That one did. (In raspy dramatic voice): There is no Bear Grant publishing, no Bear Grant Publishing without… Anson Bear. I knew your father… he was a friend. 1: Call that number. 2: Why? 1: Make your life… fun. 2: Fun. 1:...

(1)Alright, Gwen. Put me back on with him. (2)Well, I’m trying to tell you, you are back with him. (3)Perhaps I’m not as stupid as I am ugly, Commander. (1)I gave you the KILL gesture. (2)No, you gave me the WE’RE DEAD signal. I was agreeing with you. Like I know where the hold button is....

–Sorry, uh, I ain’t much of a dancer. –Honey, you ain’t much of anything. –Vic, you sure you need all this smoke? –Don’t worry about it. It looks fine. Keep rollin’. Careers, business, money…Is that all you guys think about? For Christ’s sake, you gotta have some principles. He steals my virtue,...

(1) They told me that submarines didn’t have toilet facilities for women. (2)Did that piss you off? (1)Yes M’am, it did. (2)Good. I like pissed off. (1)But most of all, what I resent is your perfume, how ever subtle it may be, competing with the aroma of my fine $3.59 cigar, which I will put out...

Black Dragon Society. Gentleman Jim Corbett Get away from her you bitch little ceasar wars you think i want to die Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘G-Men vs. the Black Dragon’: Quotes from the movie ‘G-Men vs. the Black Dragon’