Innocent English

–Calm yourself down! I’ll tell you when it’s time to panic! –I smell mischief here! –It’s time. –Can you get one from Gusto the Body Snatcher? –He owes me a favor. But he died yesterday. –Uh…what about his body? –Somebody snatched it. Uh, let’s see…who do we know that’s dead? –For us there will...

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Don’t rain on my parade. How lucky can you get. It’s going to be a great day. It’s only a paper moon. You fucking Jew birth!!! You fucking Jew bitch!!! Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Funny Lady’: Quotes from the movie ‘Funny Lady’

…A girl ought to have a sense of humor, that’s one thing you really need for sure, when you’re a funny girl. …And even if I’m all wrong for the guy, I’m good for a laugh. 1) I have a half interest in a little farm. I breed horses. 2) What’s the matter, they can’t do it alone? Can I skate?! Cuz I’m...

(Does the Sheriff always ride in a taxi?) Yep, ever since he failed his drivers test. –Hey, Mac, which way to Redbud? –How’d you know my name is Mac? –I just guessed. –The why don’t you guess your way to Redbud? >I just can’t get enough of these lamb fries! >>I think you might actually break the...

–And for you it is a propaganda victory. My name is worth a headline. –We get plenty of Russians. It’s a pity you’re not Chinese. –Do you mean that Her Majesty’s government employs ex-Nazis, sir? –And thieves, Palmer. –Do you play chess? –Yes, but I prefer a game with a better chance of cheating....

Ahead of the game. Brain freeze. But seriously, doesn’t this remind you of that movie ‘Heat’ with Val Kilmer? Dick, you’re fired. Globodyne is a consolidator of media properties and data retrival, with a focus in fiber-optic content provision. Hooked up with a new company…Great benefits…They trade...

(Talking about ways to commit suicide) 1)Drowning. Now, that’s the way to go. 2)I can’t swim. …flashy tits! 1) Hey up theres someone coming. 2) Alright? 1) Aye, not so bad. 3) Not so bad? NOT SO BAD! Thats not much of a chuffin s.o.s is it?! 1) I try dieting. I do try! Seems I’ve spent most of me...

(1) What can we get for ten dollars? (2) Anyting you want. Anyting, everyting. (Just before he blows his own brains all over the wall in front of the sentry.) M-14, gas-operated, magazine-fed, air–cooled, shoulder weapon; seven point six two…. Full…. Metal…. Jacket…. BANG!! –Gomer Pyle! –Jesus H....

#1- Newman? #2- Yes. #1- What are you doing? #2- I’m thinking. #1- Well think me up a cup of coffee and a donut with some of those chocolate sprinkles on top as long as you’re thinking. #1-I didn’t kill my wife! #2- I don’t care! #1-I didn’t kill my wife! #2- Idon’t care! (fellow U.S....

I object to this groveling drivle. First he objects to the word ‘ass’ and now, honor, he’s kissing yours. I’m about to compromise my values, I think. Is this your idea of a pep talk? It looks like the Chicago Fire. Now, in this proletarien stew which we laughingly call society, these attributes are...

–Horrible, horrible woman. –Yes, she had her kicks. –Is any of the opposition around? –Not in any condition to be worried about. –Pardon me. Do you have a match? –I use a lighter. –Better still. –Until they go wrong. –Exactly. –Red wine with fish. Well that should have told me something. –You may...

1) Because nobody’s going to stop me from my plan. Nobody, nothing. Because I want to be proper! 2) Proper? 3) Yes, proper! In another year I’ll have enough money saved. Then I’m going to go back to my home town in Oregon, and I’m going to build a house for my mother and myself, and join the...

ABERLINE: I don’t know which floor his office is, because i’ve never been to his fucking office, but im quite happy to stand here like a knob because you didn’t obey his orders. Buttons are hard to come by freemasonics From Hell? Well they got the address right. He’s not killing for profit . . ....

(1) do you think this is what i am?? i am a profesional fucking theif i do not kill anybody i dont have to and i most certainly do not rape women. (1) gad damn it what the hell do you want?? (2) what do you think i want you mean old bastard? i wanna fuckin room –What did the TV say? –They’re going...

#1: Where’s San Francisco? #2: By New York #1: You’re crazy, Jew Boy! You’re gonna get rost (lost)! #2: Believe me, I won’t get rost! –I’m from Poland. –Is that near Pittsburgh? –No, that’s near Czechoslovakia. 1- I don’t ride on Saturday 2- today isn’t a normal Saturdays don’t tell me you’re not...

#1You are SUCH an asshole. #2Yes, I am an asshole . . . with an Uzi! 1) Dammers, you are such an asshole! 2) thats right, I am an asshole….with an uzi. Ahh the old express way to hell. No lines, no wait. Boy that Dammers he sure looks pissed Death is not a way to make a living! Did it feel good...

1. But Mr. Vincent you said you BELIEVED in vampires! 2. I, LIED!! A big hickey Ah! Mr. Vincent! I’ve seen all of your films…and I found them…very amusing! AMY: Cut it out Evil, it’s not FUNNY. and who are these two…attractive, young people? Charley Brewster:That bastard! Why didn’t he tell us...

(ross in the tan-place) Guy: So, how dark do you wanna be? We have 1, 2, and 3. Ross: Well I like how you look. What are you? Guy: Porto ruican Chandler: hwo can you be so confident? Joey: Well I know exactly what to do. Chandler: Really like you have a routine? Joey: No no no no no see, each women...

‘Scuse me, sir, but I don’t think you should be going anywhere with Miss Ruth’s baby. 1) I can’t even look at my own vagina! 2) Well I can’t help you with that, honey. 1) I think a little prayer of Thanksgivin would be in order. 2) Goddamn it to hell, son-of-a-bitch, she did it! Here’s to Ruth! 1)...