Innocent English

(ROB) Oh my God! Oh my God! Run! AAAHHH!!! Run! Run! He’s got me! He’s killing me! Run Trish! Run! AAAHHH!!! Trish run! AAAHHH!!! (TRICIA) What? AAAHHH!!! What? AAAHHH!!! (TOMMY) Die! Die! Die! Die! 1) C’mon get in the water! 2) Uh nah! We don’t have our suits! 1) Jason’s body has disappeared from...

And the forecast is; cloudy in the mountians, sunny in the valleys, and snowflurries, up your nose. HIGHYA!!! I’m gonna chop you up into itty bitty pieces my friend just like they did to that pig over there on that fucking crazy farm Holy shit! Who the fuck are you, and what the fuck do you want!?...

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(gravetaker martin is not happy, when hesee jason,s opened grave) martin:shit!shit,damn!i know i gonnaget blamed for this.(he drink little wine) they say that old martin is not good garvetaker. ihave get through the highschool, i deservethis job, i earn it.(he star to cover the grave) nobody,s...

(1)Is that all you guys are gonna do all weekend? Get high? (2) Yeah why no is there a law against it? 1.)Dammit Shelly! Why do you always have to be such an asshole! 2.)I beg your pardon, I’m not an asshole. I’m an actor. Heavy Shit! Is this yo rubba? If you want something you have to ask…nice...

It’s more fun using that physchology on you. You’re such a suck-up for it. Jason!!Its all done Jason, mommy has an award for you, come,now kneel down,Thats a good boy Jason’s a legend, Jenny……a legend. PAUL:These kids smoke better dope than I do. Searching for the one who decapitated his vengeful...

‘The boy… is he dead, too?’ ‘What boy?’ ‘The boy in the lake.’ (1) Going to Camp Blood, ain’t ya? (2)Goddamn it, Ralph! Get outa here, go on, get! Leave people alone! (1) You’ll never come back again! (2) Oh shut up, Ralph! (1) It’s got a death curse! 1)You see, Jason was my son. And today is his...

Should we believe the hype? What hype? The hype about Boobie Miles. Now hype is something that’s not for real. I’m all real. (after they are all talking about what shoes help them) Ivory: I’ll knock your ass out in flip flops (Chavez saying bye to Winchell and Billingsley) Stay low boys, keep those...

– Nigga im santa clause, now wheres the fuckin’ milk and cookies! -As you can see, I got my black ass back in the ghetto; the only place you can get robbed by santa clause on Christmas Eve. 911, Pimp down, Pimp down. HEAVEN AND A NATURE AIN’T WORTH A FUCKIN’ SHIT! YA’LL HOES GOTTA MOVE THIS SHIT...

craig: u need a whig dana: u need a job #1: You want some of this too, old man!? #2: NO! (Craig) What I’m trippin on is, how u gunna sell bud if you smoke it? (Smokey) I don’t know, thats my only problem (Eazal) You could have you knife back, cuz i steal, i don’t kill ! (Graig is high) You a funny...

Burn it blue. David Siqueiros: I’d rather have an intelligent enemy than a stupid friend. Diego Rivera: I’m physiologically incapable of fidelity. Diego Rivera: It was just a fuck. I’ve given more affection in a handshake! Diego Rivera: Sex is like pissing. People take it much too seriously. Diego...

#1-(singing)Mein Herz schwimmt im Blut. It means my heart swims in blood. 1. My father thinks Clark is an A student. 2. Why yes, he’s very good. 1. A student, my father said A student. 2. yes, yes, A+ ! 1.I’m Carmine Sabatini’s only daughter, Tina. 2. I didn’t know he had a daughter, only. 1. He...

1)We gotta be talking off the mother sunspot of all time. 2)Yeah, I’d say so. 1)What’s a matter Johnny, what is it? 2)Mom, something’s happened to her. 1)Your mom… what? 2)She’s not here. 1)What do you mean she’s not there? 2)She died, but it’s like it just happened, though. 1)She died, your Mom...

Don’t forget, Bob’s your uncle I don’t know if you know it, Babs, but you’re my type of woman. I expect she’ll turn up sooner or later. These days, ladies abandon their honor far more readily than their clothes. I say, that’s not my club tie, is it? It’s been too long since the Christie murders. A...

Kate: Do you believe in love? The kind that lasts forever? Luc: I loved my mother. Luc: Meanwhile, his lover – Kate: Don’t ever use that word again. Luc: All right, this bastard woman… Kate: You lost your birthright in one hand of poker? Luc: I’m an asshole. What can I say? Kate: A healthy person...

–Brooklyn is loaded with guys that own candy stores, two cars, and like to go to nightclubs. –Yeah, but you put this little candy store hustler together with Joel Weinstock, and maybe we got a big score. –Score, my ass! –Can’t seem to find the damn ticket…Where’s the guy? –Getting my car. In the...

–Another one of your April Fool’s jokes? –No. –Jack Daniel’s. –Jacques qui? –Jackie, yeah, Jackie Daniels’s…Scotch, right there, El Scotcho. –Mayonnaise. Mayo. Mayo. Mayo…Mayo! –Mayo. –Whisky? –Here we go. –Avec glace? –Yeah, in a glass. 1: Do you ski? 2: Do I ski? Do I look like I fucking ski? I...

(Door Opens) Vanessa: Holy Shit! Look who got beat wit the ugly stick! Is that you Bob? I can’t beleive such a Teenie Weenie Gun can make such a big mess outta somebody. U r so ugly Bob! U know its gonna cramp ur style wit the babes, big time, u know that huh, escpecially wit litle miss priss ova...

1-Infact that’s how I met Dwight. 2-Dwights a jerk. 1:)They lookin for me? 2.)Nah 1.)cool Animals, can misbehave sometimes, just like people. But you can’t give up on them! DWIGHT: Breaking and entering!, Vandalism, Resisting arrest, Got anything else? Was Perry with you on this number? JESSE:...

All I ever wanted was an audience of one… He said that Han Solo was cooler than Captain Kirk. I’ve got the japanese imported box set of planet of the apes on laserdisc… Is that mac lipstick? Is that mack lipstick your wearing? one of us…one of us… SHIZOR….who knew? So… it’s called Ladykiller? No....