Innocent English

–We got a bit of a riot building up, Captain. –Where? –In the Bronx. I wouldn’t bother you if it was Philadelphia. Isabella. Let the Brothers Go! Let the Brothers Go. She been smokin that ANGELDUST You dig…. They call this place Fort Apache. Tom Snyder..Tom Snyder. I want to speak with Tom Snyder....

Halt! Who goes there? He must have been a great man and a great soldier. He’s a breech-clothed savage, uncivilized murderer and a treaty breaker. I gave my word to Cochise. No man is going to make a liar out of me. No one died more gallantly or earned more honor for his regiment. No questions. They...

I’m not a smart man, but I know what love is. …jesus this and jesus that… …well kiss my crippled ass… 1) Are you coming or not? 2) Mama said not to be taking rides from strangers. 1) This is the bus to school. 2) I’m (name). 1) I’m Dorothy Harris. 2) Well, we’re not strangers anymore! 1)...

‘Money, not morality, is the principal commerce of civilized nations.’ -Thomas Jefferson, 200 years ago. –The people will accept the 12 cents now because we can blame it on the Arabs. –Ah, Arthur, you’re missing the point. We are the Arabs. –What did genesis stand for? –Synthetic fuel. –What in the...

…You’re gonna kiss the sun and taste the motherfucking rainbow… Ain’t that always the way. Elevator music, A nigger in a kilt, and a chic with a nickle plated nine. Are you gonna hug me and tell me how much you love me, or are you gonna shoot me? Can’t a brother just deal some goddamned drugs!!!...

1) Dr. Bilch please 2) Um, and your pet’s name 1) Get me Dr. Bilch or I’ll kill you! 1) Is he French? 2) Yes… 3) Is he good-looking? 4) Yes… 5) Is he rich? 6) Yes… 7) Does he have a sister? 1) Veal parmesiana 2) What? 1) That’s all he’ll ever eat…veal parmesiana 1) You can’t throw me out. This is...

1. Harry froze a chicken. 2. Big deal, my butcher’s done that. 1. Yeah, but I bet your butcher never brought the chicken back to life. Daniel McCormick: You’re holding my heart. Daniel: Are you Nat Cooper? Nat Cooper: It’s the dead guy! [Felix runs in to the hallway, and also sees Daniel.] Felix:...

–I hope the chief of police speaks English. –We all speak English. –That’s more than I could say for my country. 1) I love you and I want to marry you. 2) I love you and I want to marry you. 1) That cuts down our love scene quite a bit, doesn’t it? I don’t want correspondence. I want news. I’m in...

Considering the amount of taxpayer’s money that was poured on it, I don’t expect it to look like a lace Valentine. Don’t tell me it’s subversive to kiss a Republican! If you give a hungry man a loaf of bread, that’s democracy. If you leave the wrapper on, it’s imperialsim. Really, Colonel Plummer,...

(VIC) Anybody want some weed? It’s sinsemilla. It’ll take your head right off! (BEN) That’s great, Vic. You think you should have your head taken off while driving? I don’t deserve heaven. (1) Benjie, make you a deal, okay? I will get you on the bus. I’ll get you down to Savannah for your wedding,...

A man could spend the rest of his life trying to remember what he shouldn’t have said. All that Cain did to Abel was kill him. If I make you feel necessary, I’m making a mistake. If you don’t get killed, it’s a lucky day for anybody. It’s a shame to be old and broke. It’s the business of lawyers to...

1. How you say flafenrafen?2. You say flamethrower. Don’t worry, old chap. Been handling this stuff since I blew up the nursery with my first chemistry set. Poor old Nanny. Hello Blackie. I did your job. Now help me do mine. Well I’d rather do it here than in some ditch. Well, they’re probably...

1/_ Alta, you always look just beautiful 2/_ Then why don’t you kiss me like everbody else does? 1/_ Morbius! The big machine, 8,000 cubic miles of clystron relays, enough power for a whole population of creative geniuses, operated by remote control, Morbius… operated by the electo-magnetic...

–Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. –That’s putting things mildly, 007. Farewell Mr. Bond, but not goodbye… For your eyes only. He had no head for heights. I hope he…was dining alone. I love a drive in the country. Don’t you…? I’m afraid we’re being out-horse-powered! lady: Go...

1) He got lice 2) But it was a small infestation. 2) Minute lice. Brad: You want a divorce? Caroline: I need a divorce! Brad:Happy Aniversary Honey Caroline:Fuck off! Brad:I hope you’ll be sitting in cow dung! Caroline:What was that? Brad:I said my,oh,my is that cow hung! Caroline:UGGH!Your such a...

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(1)What if my face was all scraped off and I was totally disfigured and had no arms and legs and I was completely paralyzed. Would you still love me? (2) No. But we could still be friends. –Do you lose very much? –I lose. I’ve lost 134 times. –You count them? –We count everything. –I need a regular...

(1)we did it 5 times (2)no 6 (1) no the car, the car, the garage, the tent, the basement, does the basement count (2)of corse it counts (1) well fine but thats still 5 times (2)the rain (1)oh yeah 1) Well we did it, but still, I never really looked at it. 2)Come on. We did it six times. 3)Five...

#1 Hey, howcome he sent you #2 I volunteered #1 i don’t fight. #2 Yeah, and i don’t breathe. ..and he is watching us,every everyday 1) C’mon what is it, Chuck? I never thought he had all his dogs barking anyway. Besides, what’s wrong in getting psyched over Ren? He’s cute. And he’s from out out...

After all that you really do have to ask yourself if it was all worth it… course it fucking was! Are you gonna sit in some poxy office with a cunt for a boss telling you what to do as you count your pennies trying to make ends meet in a country that’s sinking into strikes and wars and at the end of...