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1) Alex, I’m afraid I’m going to need you in Vegas. 2) Vegas? Did you say Vegas? Why I love Vegas! 1) Donde esta tamazula. 2) Trambia 1) Tamazula? 2) Trambia 1) What the hell is a trambia? 2) Dat bus over there. 1) How’ve you been? 2) Pregnant. 1) I rode a donkey 2) No wonder you stink! 1) My life...

–Hungry, Pop? –Um, yeah. Don’t worry, Lenny, the hook will catch the wire. Gravel road. I can’t understand you! I’m happy. Oh, Pop. Pap: McDonalds The mafia! We’re so disappointed. No one would kill us. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Folks!’: Quotes from the movie ‘Folks!’

1/ Listen, I’ve never hitched a ride before so can I ask you a question? 2/ Sure 1/ Are you weird??? 2/ Yes I am…. yes I am weird 1/ You’re weird?! 2/ yeah! 1/ Oh thank God!!! 1/_(answering phone)K.A.B.? 2/_ I like what you said but for your information, you lied… that fogbank is moving due-west...

–Did I do something wrong? –Did you ever do anything right? Don’t try to win this war all by yourself. He should have stayed in college where he came from, but he begged for a chance and I gave it to him. I didn’t promise you La Guardia airport. I hope you had a good time because Hap paid the bill....

Have you ever heard of insect politics? Help me! Help me! Help me. Please help me. I’m going to give a demontration that I think you’ll want to record for posterity. I think we have to document the life and times of Brundlefly, don’t you? At the very least, it should make a fabulous children’s...

Broken promises are the worst. Better not to promise anything. dad they’re really flying with me I follow you, they follow me, and we all fly south! Poo Thats a wonderful idea. Birds follow me, I follow you, and we all head south. You must be Amy. I gave you Silly Putty once for Christmas. You ate...

…I hope you’ll love my daughter as much as I love you. 1Flying rubber? 2Yes… It’s FLUBBER!! Go Medfield!!!!!!!!!!-Weebo Hey it’s….long pause….flubber! let him have it give it to him no give it to him stop that and give it to him put it in hand and give it to him no no no no no give the gun to him...

‘t Blijft toch je zoon he… buurman, wat doet u nu? En daarom lijkt het me goed, meneer de voorzitter, dit jaar de contributie NIET te verhogen. En jij moet helemaal je bek houden, schijtbak! En…….. Ben je niets vergeten? Het enige wat jij omhoog krijgt is de loop van je Tank. Hoe willen de heren...

1)Is this a musical table? 2)You can’t catch the wind! And why is this an act of God? Did you put window pain in his chicken ? Do these look like the breasts of a 50 year old? Does anybody actually own a white Taurus or they all rentals? Even if you were Jeffrey Dahmer, we’d still love you ! First...

1: you never told me you were in the navy. 2: and you never told me about the girl from the marina. 1: yeah…how’d you know about her? EARTHQUAAAAKE!!! FLIPPER!!!! Gotta jet…here comes the hippie. His name is uh….. flipper his name is uh………flipper his name is uh……flipper his name is uh…..flipper his...

1. If I had half a mind. 2. Don’t flatter yourself. 1. That’s it! Where’s my club, Wilma? 1. What’s supply and demand? Hey, Fred, what’s two and two? 2. I didn’t come here to discuss business. I’m here with my wife. 1. I’m only one man. 2. Not from the back. Barney Rubble: You’re afraid to tell...

1/ Mr Townes, who is in authority here? 2/ [long pause]…….you are. 1/ Very well then, since I *am* in authority here, I have decided to finish this plane and make it fly!…. we shall now go back to work I find it hard to believe that a man who learned to fly never had a dream. I told you not to go...

-My Mom just took me to see the BeeGees a couple months ago. Who’d you see? -Twisted Sister. -I’ve never heard of her. -It’s a HIM! Actually, it’s a THEM. 1) Take me with you Max 2) You no I can’t its much to dangrous 1) You know, you’re a strange kid. 2) Me? I’m not the one with the purple hair!...

(1) YOU THink this changes anything?…….You hoodlem!!…..I GROUNDED YOU!!! (2) HEY!!.. I am on the ground! (1) Your running with known sycopths now….Who am I Razor? (2) Your third generation Mafia Sir. (1) WRONG!!! You rodent….. I AM A WEAPON SYSTEM I WAS BUILT WITH THIS SHIP AND THERE WAS A COST...

(1)What’re you in for?(2)Moleseting a dead horse.(1)Well..I cant see whats so wrong with that…..did the horse object? –Address? –Seven. –Guess you’ll be movi’ in with me. –Thanks, Cal. Look at the bright side. You won’t have to bother dusting anymore. –I can see you’re disappointed. –No, not at...

#1) A gorilla suit? #2) That’s a gibbon suit. #1) What are novetly teeth? #1) Do you want to see the reception? #2) No Thanks, I’m trying to quit. #1) Well, that’s where we’re in kind of a grey area. #2) How gray? #1) Charcoal? #1- He goes back and forth to Utah every weekend. #2- Oh is that right?...

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1)You’re Chinese? 2) I’m Cuban. But I have an affinity for all cultures. Part of my Mongol upbringing on the streets of New York. 1) New York. That explains the hostility. 1.We’re even 2.No (punches) now we’re even! Didn’t you see The Fugitive? Didn’t you see The Godfather? Didn’t you see What’s...

1)Oh, Rusty! I hit my best friend in the tits with my cufflink! But I didn’t MEAN to! Drag Queen over the radio: I need some butch faggots over here. Cheerleader Fucker! Hi, Mr. My Left Foot! Lifes a bitch so i became one X-Cop: I was wondering if I could pay you for singing lessons? Drag Queen:...

1)fame is inevitable. 2)that’s the wrong reason. 1)it’s the right idea. David: Die to be a hero someday but dont die to be a celebrity. Good thing I didn’t flatline. My 350-pound babysitter would be chasing me for the half-eaten pastrami sandwich I stole from her. Good thing I didn’t flatline. My...