Innocent English

(1) What’s a dancer doing working as a welder? (2) Girl has got make a living. (1) You know I just love it how you’re always trying to straighten out someone else’s life…(2) Well whenever you want me to straighten out yours, let me know. (Genie’s Father)You girls eat like pigs. What happened to the...

Hell, kid, I’m too old to grow up. Once we get out of the 80’s the 90’s are gonna’ make the 60’s look like the 50’s. STINKS The 90’s are going to make the 60’s look like the 50’s. You know, Buckner, if it hadn’t been for you, I’d be in a warm cell right now. You’re a prisoner of the system, like I...

#1: Rocket Ajax returning. #Kala: With Gordon’s body? #1 I presume so. Communications are off for some reason. #Kala: Are they in the proper approach pattern for today? #1: Negative, they are not. #Kala: Open fire. #1: ON AJAX GENERAL?! #OPEN FIRE!! ALL WEAPONS!! NOW! Charge the lightening field. I...

–The real…the real flag? There’s a ‘real’ flag?–Yeah, ours was the replacement flag. We put it up when they took the other one down. A single shot can end the war. And our good friends, the Arabs, are only taking bullion. Ask any smart boy on Wall Street. He’ll tell you our dollar is next to...

Choir Boy! Go to church! Go to church! Duck! Yall,come on! Let’s do it like we did in the tunnel. Is there a heart? Is there a heart in the house tonight? Stand up! Stand up! Let me know! Let me know if you understand. Eddie, we told you about this drinking and drug sh** before, thinking you would...

–Hey, follow that truck. They know the best places to stop. –That’s an old maid’s tale. –Bullshit! Truck drivers are the only ones that know the best places to stop on the road. –Salesmen and cops are the ones. If you’d ever waitressed, Honey, you’d know that. –Don’t call me Honey, Mac. –Don’t call...

because I knew someone like you once, and there was no one to help. Crazy bellringer was right, there’s money to be made in a place like this. Don’t forget the heart. Aim for the heart. Get three coffins ready …[A number of shots are fired]… My mistake. Four coffins. Get three coffins ready. Get...

***the quotes above are all incorrect. watch the freakin movie, people.*** … and never forget, there’s only three things you need in this world; the love of a good woman, a navy blazer and a satisfying bowel movement on a regular basis. 1) I think its time that you shut up now…shut up. Look I...

(1) I used to box for Oxford. (2) Oh yeah? Well, I used to kill for the C.I.A. (1) You, pompous, stuck-up, snot-nosed, English, giant, twerp, scum-bag, fuck-faced, dickhead, asshole! (2) How very interesting. You’re a true vulgarian, aren’t you? (1) Otto, are you really Italian? (2) Si,...

(1) Annie… I love you. Come here. (2) Yes. I love you. (1) I want a divorce. Stay calm. (2) But we just made love! (1) He brought her… to my son’s Bar Mitzvah! (2) Is she a gift? (1) I am not a drunk! (2) Really? Let’s examine the evidence. Look, all bottles! And gallon jugs. (2) I had guests. (1)...

(Phone rings incessantly) 1)How can you let it ring like that? 2) The telephone has no constitutional right to be answered.(Phone rings again)Justignore it and it will go away. (Phone rings and then stops mid ring.) See? 1) She’s young we need some young blood around here. I hear she plays tennis....

1)Your will chooses me. Your heart chooses him. 2)Then you have the best of it. My will is stronger than my heart. 1-If you have any honor in you, you will never do that again. 1. I promise I won’t kiss you again until you ask me too. 2. And that I never will. A man who fears nothing is a man who...

#1 Hey,wanna come eat with us.#2 No thanks.#1Why not,you think your better than everyone.#2Not everyone. 1)I’ll have a Harvey Wallbanger. 2)I’ll have a Harvey Oswald. 3)What’s the difference? 4)Oswald has three shots. 1. Hey, we just wanna know what it’s like to be the biggest butt in the world,...

All I want is normal Mia. Brazil is the only country named after a tree. Did you forget something? Yeah *Kiss* do u know how much more lonely it is to never be alone and always feel lonely Don’t sweat the petty things, don’t pet the sweaty things. Give me your left hand. What are you doing? Dancing...

(Crying) Me and Ortega used to talk about getting a big caddy after the war, ya know, and cruise ’till the wheels fell off. One day we were in town and this little kid comes up to Ortega and says, Shine Sir? Shine? and the box was wired….there were pieces of Ortega all over the street, sir……….....

#1- I love your crooked little mouth. #2- Well it’s not my best feature. #1- The plan’s been changed. #2- I didn’t know there was a plan. #1-Well, that’s good, because it’s been changed. #2- Who are you darlin’? –Are you saying my life is in danger? –I am saying that your life as you know it is...

–I don’t deserve you. –No, you don’t. Chase that American dream. Forever, as in dead? I hear what you’re saying. Fraud loss is inevitable. Pass it on to the customers as a cost of doing business. I wanna get you home. It’s pizza night. Merger goes through, we’ll go in and replace the whole thing....

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Back off!! Just back off!! Don’t make me do anything!!! For you daddy. get out of here you bastard or i’ll burn you up i’ll fry you Get out of here you bastard! Or I’ll burn you up, I’ll fry you! Oh darlin’. Please. Don’t. Don’t baby. Unless I woke up in Yes, lesser and greater evil. Big bad is...