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Have you been to China? Have you seen the Great Wall? All walls are great if the roof doesnt fall. I would leave the cinema just after the next to last song and the film would just go on forever. I’ve got these little games I play when it goes really hard.. I just start dreaming, and it all becomes...

A Little Brains, A Little Talent. Goodbye, Old Girl. Heart. Six Months Out Of Every Year. There’s Something About An Empty Chair. Those Were The Good Old Days. Two Lost Souls. Whatever Lola Wants. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Damn Yankees!’: Quotes from the movie ‘Damn Yankees!’

Every day InnocentEnglish.com posts a new funny or cool Quick Break. The Quick Break section has today’s quick break plus previous ones so you can browse through any you missed. Â Here are more funny, cute, clever and witty bumper stickers and one liners: Honk If Anything Falls Off. Cover Me, I’m...

Every day InnocentEnglish.com posts a new funny or cool Quick Break. The Quick Break section has today’s quick break plus previous ones so you can browse through any you missed. Â These funny bloopers are actual mistakes by students I have tutored in Conversational English, and are from my humor...

#1 Ugh and whats that smell!?! #2 Lavender you fool, all old ladies douse themselves in them 1) Ann! Give me the daggers……uuurrgghhh!!!!!….Ann??!!! 2) There’s your daggers! I’ve always belonged to him! 1) Ann, give me the daggers !………..uuuuaarrrgghhhh!!!!!!!!! 2) There’s your daggers ! I’ve always...

#1:I’m your daddy. I’m not your daddy, i’m your baby’s daddy, I’m not your baby’s daddy, I’m… #2:Marvin #1:Marvin (Flash) More chasing bad guys! (Marvin) Excellent idea. (Flash) We can chase Joker! (Marvin) Well wait a second, buddy. That’s Batman’s bad guy. You’re Flash. So you want to be chasing-...

#1: A pentacle. #2 Devil Worship. #1: No. –You think all this is real? –Real enough to kill for. 1/_Hello? Who comes at this hour? 2/_Hi Leigh, it’s me, Robert. 1/_Oh, well hello Robert…. Now, before letting you in, I shall ask you customary three questions. 2/_Okay, shoot. 1/_First, shall I serve...

(Cole takes Charlie’s ‘lunch’) CHARLIE: Oh, c’mon, my mommy made me brownies! FULTON: Yeah, fresh, warm ones. COLE (pulls out horse manure from the bag): What the hell kinda brownies are these? CHARLIE: I gotta tell her to stop puttin the horse turds in the recipe! (Dean checks Cole over the rink...

…and when everyone says it can’t be done, ducks fly together. 1)Gunnar, you lost it for me. 2)You lost it for yourself. 1)Hans couldn’t make it? 2)Now don’t get me started with that strudel head! He went back to the old country. He wanted to see our mother. She loved him more, you know! 1)That...

–How shall I make out the report on him, Captain? –Better make it ‘dead on arrival.’ –I want to report a murder. –Sit down. Where was this murder committed? –San Francisco, last night. –Who was murdered? –I was. –You had a talent that other people… –Kill for. Don’t get cute. I’m just itchin’ to...

amy>I WANT TO BE IN LOVE!!!janet>why are you yelling?! bingo! I AM THE GOD OF BINGO. did you just snap my bra? game over, diamond. hey, ive been thinking. that whole lezzy thing….kinda hot. see ya tonight babe! i just wanted you to know that last night was the most alive ive felt in a while…but i...

(1)(drunk man) Take me to the National Airport. (2)That’s the airport way across town. Cost you fifty bucks! (whispering to person in front seat with him), shoulda axed him for a hundred, huh? (3)He passed out cold. (2)(slams on brakes) National Airport! Fifty bucks! 1. Did you do drugs Dell? 2. I...

Daryl: I don’t even like the game! All it is is a pecker contest between you and McKenzie! Joyce: Daryl, don’t talk to Andy like that! Daryl: Kiss my ass! Do you know how much I despise cheaters? Do you know how long it will take for you to get back into my good graces? He can’t be dead! He’s a...

Dead or alive,you’re coming with me Drunk enough to know I want to do this How the hell ar we gonna get back? Who cares? lets go shopping first! No, old man, you have not hurt these people if they are of good conscience. But you must understand, sir, that a person is either with this court or he...

I’ve made a mess of everything, even my death! My dear love, I never loved you! My life’s work has been to prompt others and be forgotten. Remember that night when Christian came to your balcony? That moment sums up my life. While I was below in the shadows, others climbed up to kiss the sweet...

(1) You didn’t have to. (2) Yes I did. (1) Why? (2) Because I love you. (1) Just remember who said it first. (1)Well, you know Kate. (2)Yes, I do and I don’t like to see her upset. (1)Invest in blindfolds. (doug holding kate in the air) Kate: Could you please put me down? (he drops her on her butt)...

Catch me, I’m going to faint. CLIFTON SLEIGH:That makes three attempts on my life in two days. DREYFUS:I’m lucky,I’ve only had one. CLIFTON:I can’t tell you sorry I am. DREYFUS:That makes us even. I can’t tell you how sorry I am. My name is Clifton Sleigh. Is that Slay as in kill? ….no it’s Sleigh...

–But you have to have me home and in bed by midnight. –That’s exactly what I was planning. –They say, I always get my man. –Me too. –You know, there’s a word for people who think everyone is conspiring against them. –I know, perceptive. –You’re searching my desk! –I wasn’t searching. I was...

Curly Sue: I bet he loves you a lot. Gray: I hope so, goodnight. Curly Sue: Well I know how you can tell. Gray: …How? Curly Sue: He lets you eat first. Maitre d: May I?Little girl: May you what?Maitre d:Kiss your cheek!Little girl:In a pig’s eye!! Curly Sue: I bet he loves you a lot.Gray: I hope...

(1) Suppose you kept going another 18 billion light years, what if there’s nothing out there? Suppose you kept going another trillion times further, so far out you see nothing. The light from the universe would be fainter than the faintest star. Infinitely cold. Infinitely dark. Sometimes if I wake...