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1)Can he get us in here? 2)No. 1)Can he eat his way in here? Can he? 2)No. 1)I wish he would die. 2)Me too. fuck u dog FUCKYOU DOG I don’t give a shit! I got you a present, Joe. You give me one too, okay? I want to go away for a week…with Brett…to visit my sister in Connecticut. Nope…nothing wrong...

(1)Are they telling you anything? (2)They’re not tarot cards. (1)Hey, hey… (checks person for heartbeat, pats person on cheek) Hey! (1)This room is green. (2)Yes it is. (1)I wanna go back to the blue room. (1)Wait a second, does anybody remember how they got here? (2)Pierogies! I was eating dinner…...

Did you ever try picking up your teeth with broken finger? Dil: A woman has her feelings. Jack: But Dil, you’re not a woman! Dil: Details , baby! Details! Do it in your own time, Pat. I can’t help it. It’s in my nature. Is that pat’s tart? Does pat have a tart? She’s not a tart. No of course not,...

1) I’m sure he can sing. Something cool and hep! 2) And where did you hear those vulgar words?! 1) Lightning makes me go insane! 2) Heat, and lightning, it’s sexy… 2) Electricity killed my parents! 1) Oh, it’s a shame about your face. 2) There’s nothing the matter with my face. I got character! 1)I...

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–How would you like to disappear? –Disappear? –Go undercover? Heart Of The Moment. I want to see the world. It’s So Easy. Loneliness. Shakedown. Spy Boy. There’s a lot about me you don’t know. What I’m doing is affecting me. Why don’t you want me anymore? Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Cruising’:...

1) Well if you can’t beat ’em… 2) Who says you can’t beat ’em? And maybe one day, you’ll realize that they are human beings!! Danielle: Why is i aroiund here people ony care about money? Sherri: Becaue it’s cool I just got the new Hanson album!!!!!!!!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! If You Hate Your Mom So...

Blaine: The only reason I let him keep up this charade is because the man has a mouth like a Hoover. Kathryn:Fuck her yet? Sebastian:Workin on it Kathryn:Loser Sebastian:Blow me Kathryn:Call me later? Sebastian: Okay Cecile: this doesn’t tast like an ice tea… Sebastian: its from long island. God...

1-These are heavy books. 2-They should be, they are weighted with Authority. A man will not cast away his good name. You surely know that. Because it is my name! Because I cannot have another in my life! Because I lie and sign myself to lies! Because I am not worth the dust on the feet of them that...

Alex-Big band. Primortial ooze. Devign hand of a benevolent creator all posibilities. But resently i have had doubts about the benevolent creator ALEX: Big bang? Primordial Ooze? Divine hand of a benevolent creator? All possibilities…although recent events have caused me to doubt-the benevolent...

1 crow sorrow, 2 crows joy; 3 crows a girl, 4 crows a boy; 5 crows silver, 6 crows gold; 7 crows, a secret never to be told. 1. I believe there is a place where the restless souls wander. Burdened by the weight of their own sadness, they cannot enter heaven…. And so they wait, trapped between our...

Abashed the Devil stood and felt how awful goodness is morphine is bad for you mother is the word for god on the lips and hearts of all children, your daughter is out there waiting for you. Mr. Gideon, you’re not paying attention! I REPEAT: A Gold engagement ring, yes? It was pawned by a customer...

1)Make a wish… 2)That we would be together again in the desert… A faithful heart makes wishes come true A faithful heart makes wishes come true. Beautiful but dangerous. Once you see it tainted with blood, its beauty is hard to admire. How dare you accuse us? I always knew you had stolen the...

1) They find out I can walk they’ll take away my Pontiac. A man ain’t no man if he ain’t got no car. You got a car? 2) No! 1) Then you ain’t no MAN yet. 1) wher’d you get that money. . . 2) been on my hip next to my whip for the past 25 years 1) Ya’all this is stealing. 2) Its not stealing if he’s...

But what if she doesn’t want to marry you? I mean, you’re an ugly bastard. Get a haircut, boy! How are you going to support her? You’ve got the ass hanging out of your pants now. I got a job spray painting. I’m allergic to work. King of the road. Oh, why don’t you at least speak Australian so I...

A joke and a pickle for only a nichel. Come softly to me. Go ahead, say it. You schmuck! What are you still doing here? I am a happy person. I don’t know what to do with you. You’re a nice guy. It Had To Be You. She lives alone in a room, like a dog…No matter how much money you got, if you’re...

1)What will we do when we lost this war? 2)Prepare for the next one. But I’m part of all this…there are better people than me, most of them are being killed out there. Come with me and I will show you where the Iron Crosses grow. I want to get the Iron Cross. Steiner…is a myth. Men like him are our...

1) I’m calling the police on you! 2) Why don’t you let the police in and see how you live, you stinking pig? 1)dame beso. 2)dejame. 1)dame beso 2)dejame ugly 1)i’ll tell ya mother 2)tella 1,2,3 The devil’s after me, 4-5-6 he’s always throwing sticks, 7-8-9 he misses every time, Hallelujah,...

A. it’s croc killing time B. it’s croc saving time. Crikey!!! Crikey!!! He’s a mean unit, this one!!! she’s got a joey we might actully have a chance to save her baby she feels cold That croc nearly got me Sui! THIS IS DANGEROUS FOR ME AND THE CROCODILE IF THE CROC GETS AWAY FROM US NOW HIS JAWS...

1. hi, welcome to wendy’s 2. good evening wendy 1. I heard he has enough charm to stop a SKUNK from spraying him! 2. Yeah, well, we were just going down the freeway- 1. It’s OK, he looked really cute on TV. 2. (muttering) Bloody television. 1. If you touch me, I will sue you for every cent you got....