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i dispose of people but i am disposable Jesus Christ was dead and back again by the time he was 32. You better get crackin’. Killing my first man was like making love to my first woman Life was sweet…For a minute. Think of it as a hobby. Something you do to relax. You’re an ‘assassination...

–An owner’s manual to a Ford Lincoln Mercury Sable. –Ford Lincoln mercury Sable? –A personal conveyance named after its inventor, an assassinated ruler, a character from Greco-Roman myth, and a small furry animal. –Ah. –You going to finish that? 1/_ Excuse me sir, but should they be in fact,...

conan, rule shatezar with me. conan: i have my own kingdom, my own queen. Go back to juggling apples! If you want a man, you GRAB HIM, and TAKE HIM!!! its bad luck to kill a wizard mighty conan’s adventure with scrawny black girl-friend – the black panthress – ZULA ( Grace Jones ), against the...

(C)The riddle… of the Steel (TD) Yes, you know what it is, kid… Shall I tell you? Steel is not strong, flesh is stronger… 1)What Gods do you pray to? 2)I pray to the 4 winds, and you? 1) To Crom, but he doesn’t listen. 2)Heh, what good is he than? 1)Crom is strong! When I die, I will go to...

Bye bye Pinball. (1)do you know what i am? (2)ugly all day? (1)johnny, can you fly? (2)no. (1)you keep that in mind when you look at her, cause if your dick jumps out of your pants, you jump off this plane! **Garland Green sings** He’s got the whole world in his hands.Ohh he’s got the whole world...

A wolf may be more than he seems, the worst kind of wolves are hairy on the inside and when they bite you they drag you with them to Hell. And that’s all I’ll tell you, cause that’s all I know. Hush, foolish child! I do believe I just found it. I don’t come from Hell. I come from the forest. I love...

–Is it alarmed? –Only if you frighten it. –Whose ass you Americans going to kick now? –Well, we always got Fidel. 1: I thought we were friends! 2: My friends are not stupid. At least in prison, I knew the rules. He’s not a commie. He’s a yuppie. I don’t belong here. I don’t belong there. Maxine...

…I didn’t ask for a rectal probe! I am the dreamer. You are the dream. I lost…You know, I lost another day. What I lost was gold. I’d stick pins in my eyeballs before I’d let that woman fool with me. I’m going for a pack of cigarettes. It looks like you’re going to sing ‘White Christmas.’ Let me...

1) hey! ginger! shut the fuck up! 2) just wanted to see could he play before I bought them. 1) They’re the Commitment-ettes 2) The Commitment-tits you mean! 1.he’s on a mission from god. 2.what? on a suzuki? And I don’t mean those mushy shite love songs about I’ll hold your hand and love you till...

(1) Call the precinct, tell them to send every cop they’ve got. (2) Why what are you expecting? (1) WORLD WAR 3! (1) ill be back bennett (2) johhhhhhhhhhhhn, ill be waiting john (1)Don’t break radio silence until they see me. (2) How will I know? (1) Because all fucking hell is going to break loose...

Girl, you look so good, someone ought to put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit! ‘The royal penis is clean.’ (Arsenio Hall plays girl in club) I’m gonna tear you apart….and your friend too (barber)Damn boy,is that some kind of weave or something. (Hakim)It is my natural hair, I have been...

1) She’s a very attractive young lady 2) But not very polite Darling, I knew you wouldn’t let me down. Look my Sisters are just over there. Don’t worry. The night is young and he’s not. LOOK DAMMIT! I’M SMILING!!! Love is the only thing you can’t sell by giving out free samples. Man is the only...

–I wonder what made God turn away from me like that. –I just think, um, there’s so many people in the world nowadays, it’s hard for him to give the personal attention that he used to. –Time is such a nebulous date to wait for. –And patience, they say, is a virtue. He is a sick boy and should be...

–It would break my heart if i had to put a bullet in your back. –It would make me sad also. 1. So, You’e the man that shot (name) 2. It seemed the right thing to do at the time. Do not be too conceited. It’s not a very large boat. He’s just spittin’ out word to see where they splatter!! I got one...

#1 Hey, you know if you cut me half the slack as you do the rest of those assholes, I might just owe you one. #2 I have!…You do! –You ain’t got nothing on me! –I got handcuffs on you. 1>Hey man I’m a fuckin visitor! 2>Yeah, well now you’re a resident. A mind is a terrible thing to waste. Call my...

‘Til you do right by me, everything you do gone fail! …and you can stay alllll day…all day. ..What chu gonna do? Hire yo’self out to farm? Or maybe dey let chu work on the railroad 1) She’ll be back. Shug got talent and she can sing. She got spunk. She can go anywhere and talk to anyone. But what...

– This game is just for bangers. – Maybe you’re right. Maybe this game is just for bangers. But everybody’s doin it. If everybody’s doin it, there’s a lot a guys doin it. Lot a guys doin it, then only one can….be the best. 1)What, I made money! 2) You lost money! 1/ Do you smell that??? 2/ What??...

Every day InnocentEnglish.com posts a new funny or cool Quick Break. The Quick Break section has today’s quick break plus previous ones so you can browse through any you missed. Â Here are the funniest subtitles rom Hong Kong Martial Art Movies: * “I threat you! I challenge you meet me on the roof...

Here are some of the first Grand Theft Auto IV Reviews, for GTA IV (4). (We’ll post GTA cheats and codes as soon as we have them.) Grand Theft Auto IV review #1 by Canadian Press: …’Grand Theft Auto IV’ delivers more than mayhem: review Just so we’re clear, “Grand Theft Auto IV” is not for the...

–Claudio is now a man consumed by hate. Just like you. –I’m not like him. –Hey, sell me your pass so I can work the zone. –Would you stick a sock in it, Jolly Green? I’m just a wrench for hire. –If you keep working with him, then you are no better than he is. –What would you have me do? –Help me...