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Movie Quotes from Collateral: Quotes from the movie Collateral

–I can’t drive you around while you’re killing folks. It ain’t my job! –Tonight it is. –Now help me put him in the trunk. –You want to put him in the trunk? –You want him to ride up front with you? –Slow down! –Shoot me! –You have to hold a gun to his head to get him to do anything. –Tell me about...

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Movie Quotes from Cold Sweat: Quotes from the movie Cold Sweat

Can’t you do anything I tell you to do? Do as I say. He said he wanted to kill me. I’ll take care of it. Joe, be careful. Slow down! Tell her I have another engagement. What are you after? You’re watching a western? Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Cold Sweat’: Quotes from the movie ‘Cold Sweat’

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Movie Quotes from Cold Mountain: Quotes from the movie Cold Mountain

1.And I’m not gunna let you sit around while I work… 2.Right. 1.Right…is that a yes or a no? Ada: I wouldn’t go near that rooster if I were you. He’s the devil I’m sure of it. He’s Lucifer himself. Ruby: Why I despise a flogging rooster! Ada: If you are fighting, stop fighting. If you are marching,...

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Movie Quotes from Cold Comfort Farm: Quotes from the movie Cold Comfort Farm

-Are you sure an embryo parson should have a plane? -Everyone should have a plane! -Really, Charles! -Flora, darling, was the funeral too awful? -Ooh, horrid! Though, I’m bound to say, all the London relatives seemed to enjoy it no end. -Did any of them ask you to go and live with them? I meant to...

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Movie Quotes from Code of Silence: Quotes from the movie Code of Silence

–What do you do when you don’t have someone? –You find someone. –Where’s Cusack? –He’s saving the world. I don’t need a partner. I’m glad you don’t follow orders. If I want your opinion I’ll beat it out of you. My brothers, I promise you blood for blood. Okay, home team, ready in the bull pen. One...

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Movie Quotes from Code Name: The Cleaner: Quotes from the movie Code Name: The Cleaner

–I am special ops! –Try special mops. I was like James Bond on Red Bull. If I die, I’m Tupac. If I live, I’m 50 Cent. Janitors go anywhere, everywhere, nobody pays any attention to them. Listen, the government calls you to mop up. You have never heard of Dutch Chocolate? Page Topic: Movie Quotes...

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Movie Quotes from Cocoon: Quotes from the movie Cocoon

Every 10 or 11,000 years, I make a mistake. Face-eating, Jack? Is that some sort of delicacy? I hope you’re not going to take your skin off, ’cause I really like skin on a woman. Jack Bonner: If this is foreplay I’m a dead man! May the force be with you. Men should be explorers, no matter how old...

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Movie Quotes from Cocoanuts, The: Quotes from the movie Cocoanuts, The

–All along the river, those are all levees. –That’s the Jewish neighborhood. –Well, we’ll pass over that. –Hey! Hey! You know that suitcase is empty? –That’s all right. We fill it up before we leave. –My dear Mr. Hammer, I shall never marry before my daughter. –You did once. –Now here is a little...

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Movie Quotes from Cocktail: Quotes from the movie Cocktail

–A diamond in the rough. The dreamer who can’t take the criticism. –Not from a guy who hides here because he can’t hack it in the real world. 1) Are you going to provide the stale stench of beer and the local drunk, too? 2)I don’t know, are you looking for another job? 1. You are in training my...

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Movie Quotes from Cobweb, The: Quotes from the movie Cobweb, The

–Since you mention my values, they include sitting here listening to the bull you throw at me and I don’t say ‘forget it’ because one of my values is not to toss in the sponge on human commitments. –What a collection of junky platitudes. –You can’t tell the patients from the doctors. –Yes, I can....

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Movie Quotes from Cobra: Quotes from the movie Cobra

(Hey I’ll blow this place up man!) Go ahead, I don’t shop here. *Tagline* Crime is a disease …. meet the cure –Get back! I got a bomb here! I’ll blow this whole place up! –Go ahead. I don’t shop here. 1) Do you have a life preserver? 2) Why? 1) Because your fries are drowning. 1) I’m like, so...

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Movie Quotes from Coach Carter: Quotes from the movie Coach Carter

Alrite Lyle..dont let anyone else stick a pipe up your ass or you might like it-Cruz Average is just not good enough. PERIOD. Coach Carter: … and if you continue to give me attitude, you will do push ups. So you can either shut up, or push up; the choice is yours, gentlemen. Coach Carter: I came...

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Movie Quotes from Clueless: Quotes from the movie Clueless

Cher:Ms. Stoeger, that’s a lawsuit waiting to happen!Ms. Stoeger: Thanks for the legal advice. #1 Tai: I could really go for some kind of herbal refreshment if ya know what I mean. #2 Cher: Well we don’t have tea but we have coke. #1 Tai: No shit , you guys got coke! #1 Tai: I could really use some...

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Movie Quotes from Clue: Quotes from the movie Clue

(1) I was going to expose you. (2) I know, so I choose to expose myself. (3) Please, there are ladies present. How many husbands have you had? 2)Mine or other women’s? YVETTE Bon decor. But it is dark upstairs, and I am frightened of ze dark. Will anyone go wiz me? PLUM I will. MUSTARD I will....

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Movie Quotes from Club Paradise: Quotes from the movie Club Paradise

–I’m not about to eat real sugar. –All right, fine, we’ll find you a Sweet ‘n Low field. Barry! I scored! If we don’t get laid by monday, those two scrags will be looking pretty good. Man #1: Get out of my face, or I will rip your nose off. Man #2: Is that a threat? Man #1: Yes. Nothing could be...

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Movie Quotes from Club Dread: Quotes from the movie Club Dread

…so what do we do, I mean if this is one of ours and this guy’s got it it’s probably not a good idea to go looking for it, unless….you wanna get your dingy chopped off 1) Our survival determines on us interpreting the dumbest fucking song I’ve ever heard 2) Don’t hold back, say what you really...

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Movie Quotes from Closer: Quotes from the movie Closer

1) Didn’t fancy my sandwiches? 2) Don’t eat fish. 1) Why not? 2) Fish piss in the sea. 1) So do children. 2) Don’t eat children either. 1) I just spoke to young Alice. 2) Fancy her? 1) Of course, but not as much as you. 2) Why? 1) You’re a woman; she’s a girl. She has the moronic beauty of youth,...

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Movie Quotes from Close Encounters of the Third Kind: Quotes from the movie Close Encounters of the Third Kind

-I don’t understand these fractions. -What’s one third of sixty? -That’s a fraction. I don’t understand them. -Mr. Neary, what do you want? -I just want to know that it’s really happening. 1/_El sol salio anoche y me canto!2/_He says the sun came out last night…. He says it sang to him 1/_We need...

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Movie Quotes from Clockwork Orange, A: Quotes from the movie Clockwork Orange, A

I was cured all right. (spits) Let’s get ’em, boys. (gets ass kicked) (spits)Let’s get ’em, boys! (gets beaten up kicked by gang) 1) he’s not feeling well again today dad. 2)yes I heard…..do you know what time he got in last night? 1)No, I was in bed. 2)I wonder, I wonder where it is exactly he...

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Movie Quotes from Clockstoppers: Quotes from the movie Clockstoppers

1)I think we have to be touching each other for it to work 2)Every guy says that sooner or later And what? Adjust me to death? Dopler: GIMME THE WATCH! GIMME THE WATCH! GIMME THE WATCH BEFORE HOTTIE HERE GETS IT! [Francesca does a karate kick at Dopler.] YOU GOT IT WET!!! Get over here, the kid is...

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