Innocent English

1 im making decisions for what i want 2 call me crazy but i dont think a girl who throws up everything she eats is in tune with what she wants #1 Cute. Who is he? #2 Charlie from Seattle. #3 We met him yesterday. #4 Is he gay or straight? #2 Straight. #1 and 4 Straight!!! #1 How many studios are...

Hey Louis, I heard Manute Bol’s BANGIN’ yer mom!!!!!! Hey, Coach Kimball, youd better do what Louis Scott says. CUZ HE OWNS YOUR ASS!!!!!!!! How bout’ you go back to Utah, and GET YOURSELF SOMMORE WIVES!!!!!!!!! I am sick and tiyad of ya bullshit! I love the Celtics! If Louis Scott ever lets you...

1)Anne Marie Vicksey. 2)She the one from Santa Cruz? 1)Just graduated law school. Single mom. Had a two-year-old daughter. 1)Do you feel there’s a side of yourself you don’t show people? 2)Absolutely. I suppose everyone does. 1)Just like we all have fantasies, right? Things only we know, that we...

(lady) I watch your exercise tapes all the time (man) Me too (lady) Yes, but I actually use them to exercise. I would dream about being in a movie with Warren Beatty. I’ll sue this whole rat-trap, fleabag, cockroach fucking motel. If you could, let’s not dwell on the business. My body belongs to my...

Cecil: I am Cecil B. Demented and this is a fucking kidnapping! Death to Hollywood Cinema! Death to mainstream cinema! Demented forever! Demented forever!!! I am a prophet against profit! I am Cecil B Demented, the enemy of family film! Family’s just another word for censorship! I am ready for my...

am going around using nigger like it’s my last name. AY, I KNOW WHAT YOU WANT, YOU THE BIG DICK, AH YA BABY! I didnt do it just because i had the cash doesnt mean i stabbed his ass i didnt do it just because his blood was one my hand doesnt mean i stabbed the man i didnt do it I f’d your mutha and...

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(1)one time i read in a comic book!(2)uhh da da da i read in a comic book, U MAKE ME SICK! 1) Dogs will quiver in fear at the sound of my name!!!! 2) Oh, Mr. Tiiiinkles!!! 1) I have just one question. 2) Yeah? 1) What’s ancient Egypt? 1) i want you to stay here 2) why? 3) because i hate you 1) I...

(watching a card game)___1/_Young man! That is the sign of a mis-spent youth! 2/_Yes ma’am, I drink hard liquor too Ben, it’s maverick gold. It belongs to anyone who can round it up. I sure hate to waste good liquor on a dead man. In that desert, I wouldn’t trust no one. Especially me! You know,...

1): We’re gonna come out of this war rich! 2): You’re gonna come out rich. We’re gonna come out dead. Actor1: Nately died a wealthy man. He had over sixty shares in the syndicate. Actor2: What difference does that make? He’s dead. Actor1: Then his family will get it. Actor21: He didn’t have time to...

–Do you know why the Yankees always win? –Becuase they’ve got Mantle? –No. It’s becuase the other team’s too busy staring at the pin stripes. –How did you do it, Frank? How did you cheat on the bar exam in Louisiana? –I didn’t cheat. I studied for two weeks, and I passed. –What’s your rank? –I’m a...

A family crisis brings out the best and the worst in every member of the family. Big Daddy, Big Daddy………….what makes him so big? Is it his big heart, his big belly…..or his big money. Big Daddy: I’ve built an empire, boy. Brick: Well I have seen you out there on your empire and the people who run...

*Singing* Im sending Conrad awaayyyyyyyyyy …CHOCO-THUNDA!!!!!!…or Ben 1-Suzy. Cromwell. Please. 2-OUT! 1-(sniffle) hey… 2-OUT! (crash) Indoor stair luge? Alright Nevans…time to die! Alright Nevins…Time to die! Are you telling me that you pay this women to sit on babies? i’d do it for free! But I...

used to work for the Buffalo Bill Wild West Show and a Congress of Rough Riders. And I rescued many stagecoach passengers from road agents and drunkard injuns… in the nick of time! Twice a day, three times on Saturday. #1- He’s a sweet old bear he wouldn’t harm anyone. #2-Don’t you think I know...

1) What are you gonna do Sarge? 2) I’m gonna go into town and get laid. 1/_ How was she, Sarge? 2/_ Better than nothing…. 1/_ You probably like the army, don’t you Erikkson? I hate the army 2/_ This ain’t the army, Sarge… this ain’t the army 1/_ Yeh, though I walk through the valley of the shadow...

‘Safe sex’ – who would have ever thought those two words would exist in the same sentence? 1) Look, it’s like this. It’s Christmas Day, I’m sitting around my house, right, I’m all alone… so, uh, I hop in the limo… 24 hours later, I wind up in Chicago. And I say to myself, Vincent, where the hell...

(pardon the french Evon) (get ya hand of it darryl!) 1. And they gave us these complimentary face masks….. 2. Yeah. They were for free. 1. Dad always said Wayne was an ideas man. 2. Wayne, you’re an ideas man. 1. Dad? 2. Yeah? 1. I dug another hole. It’s filling up with water. 1. I’d like to do my...

(to wilson)I cant believe u brought that up again All Shook Up. Blue Christmas. Did you know coconut juice is a natural laxative?? Good luck, Cowboy Here we go Wilson! You don’t have to worry about anything, I’ll do all the paddling. You just hang on! Here we go Wilson! You don’t have to worry...

–What’s the matter? –We’re being followed. Don’t look around. An insubordinate S.O.B. God help them, ’cause that’s all the help they’ll get from us. Hey, don’t leave me here! I’m anti-Semitic! I’m an American, Major. That’s my religion. The last time I was in Temple I was 13 years old. I made a...

(ghostly trio) Oh, we’re melting, we’re melting, oh what a world, what a world! …..and there’s a little dog named Carrigan, a bitch just like you!!! …and a little dog, named Kerrigan. A bitch! Just like you! 1) Days is conceivable. Weeks, maybe… 2) possibly 1) months…no years…Forget it!!!! 1) Hey,...