Innocent English

1.I heard he was gay. 2. No, he’s not gay, he’s married. 3. Oh yea, that right up there with ‘He’s not gay, he’s in a fraternity!’ But I was so butch when I said it! Cole: Is there a sentence that you don’t start with ‘As a person in a long-term relationship?’ Taylor: It speaks of my authority… on...

(1)You assured me everything would go smoothly! (2)Everything is going smoothly, I assure you. (1)You’re out of your mind, you know that. (2)Yeah. Ain’t it cool? (1)I’m serious, Deak, your mind has taken a walk off the map. (2) Maybe. But I’m still gonna kick your ass. – Do you have any family? –...

1)Go on, Alice. Say it for old times sake. 2)I DIDN’T DO IT! ALICE: I know a lot of people won’t understand why I said I did it. But for me it was the right thing to do, maybe more right than anything I have ever done beofore. And I know Darlene and Hank will never stop trying, until I’m out of...

Jack Twist : Tell you what… truth is, sometimes I miss you so bad I can hardly stand it… Don’t tell me to calm down, Ennis. Jack Twist. Jack Nasty. Ever notice how a woman’ll powder her nose before a party starts, and the powder it again when the party’s over? Why powder your nose just to go home...

…Like my Aunt Rose, she looked like something you might buy at a live bait shop. I don’t wanna badmouth the kid, but he’s a horrible, dishonest, immoral louse. And I say that with all due respect. I need a valium the size of a hockey puck. It’s very important to be guilty. I’m guilty all the time,...

#1. It was so amazing to have you in my head! #2. Yeah…it was an interesting place to be. #1. There were complaint calls because you were sweating? #2. No! Nice ones from people who thought I was having a heart attack! #1. You’re having a good time aren’t you? #2. Sure…next we’ll name the state...

1) David help me 2) No, that’s poison ivy 1) I bet you wouldn’t treat Ms Swallow this way 2) I’m sure Ms Swallow would no poison ivy if she sees it 2) Well I bet poison ivy runs when it sees her 1) Hey lady that’s a fire plug 2) I know it 1) Its against the law to park along side a fire plug 2) I...

You got me straight trippin boo ‘Ey-yo! What’s the dealio? (911 operator)-thanks for holding can i help you? peter sanderson- chung kai nuaya haiiia 1- Boy, you are looking some kind of stupid. 2- Oh really? ‘Cause I got this outfit from yo’ mama! 1. You are looking a whole lot of stupid, yo. 2. Oh...

–I didn’t catch your name, mister. –Dobbs. Fred C. Dobbs. -See we left here, we’re trying to get to there, now where’s the cutoff/ -Right here, but you’re gonna have to take it. A friend of ours tried to take a shower in there. And the head of Alfredo Garcia. Bad Blood Baby. Come on, Al, we’re...

…And we have to ACT like the bomb digity! cherleaders are dancer who’ve gone retarted don’t be all up in my kool-aid Hey hoe! You know! I’ll put you on the floor! Dust off, your spankies! Get up and get some more! I AM THE FUCKING BOMB DIGITY I’m kidding you spaz! That was the most boring...

I’m sexy, I’m cute I’m popular to boot! I’m bitchin, great hair! The boys all love to stare! I’m wanted, I’m hot I’m everything you’re not! I’m pretty, I’m cool I dominate the school! Who am I? Just guess? Guys wanna touch my chest! I’m rockin, I smile, And many think I’m...

Drop a bomb! Drop a bomb! Wipe us out! I burn for you. I just love housework. It’s such a peaceful art. Only you. Spread a little happiness. We got the beat. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Brimstone and Treacle’: Quotes from the movie ‘Brimstone and Treacle’

(1)What would you tell your father if he came home, and I was dead on the kitchen floor? (2)I’d say, Don’t go in the kitchen, Pop. (Eugene)If I could see a naked girl eating ice cream… (Eugene)The Golden Palace of the Himalayas! -How horny can you get? -I don’t know, what’s the highest score? 1)...

–Have you ever considered getting an MBA? –Absolutely not. Bill. Century’s End. Good Love. Kiss & Tell. Love Attack. Pump Up The Volume. The guys that understand business are writing the new literature. Money is poetry now. There’s a kind of shabby nobility in failing all by myself. Page Topic:...

And then I did see his face. It was rather a nice face. I wish you’d stop talking. I wish you’d stop prying and trying to find things out. I wish you were dead – no, I don’t mean that. It was silly and unkind, and I shouldn’t have said it. But I do wish you’d stop talking. I’ve been shopping till...

1)By the way is it true he always says ‘I’m sorry but I think I need to cum’? 2)Who told you that? 1)Well it’s common knowledge, isn’t it? 1)Ciggie? 2)No, no thanks. I’ve given up again. 1)Oh shame, I’ve found them very useful. I take great comfort in the fact that they may kill me before things...

Are you suppose to be in Iowa…Then your not that lost. Before I became a man I was an arrow-long time ago. Eternity Even the water left in the shower. Everything about him i was beginning to find erotic. I believe that we live two lives. the one we live with, and the one we live after. I don’t...

–What’s the best way to take a bridge? –Both ends at once. -Sir. -Hancock. I’ve got lunatics laughing at me from the woods. My original plan has been scuppered now that the jeeps haven’t arrived. My communications are completely broken. Do you really believe any of that can be helped by a cup of...

1.Do you know what will happen to me if the bridge is not ready in time? 2.I haven’t the foggiest. 1.I’ll have to kill myself. What would you do if you are me? 2.Well I suppose if I were you, I’d have to kill myself. 1.What makes you so sure you’ll get a medical discharge? 2.Because I’m a civilian...

–You don’t own me…You didn’t create me. –As a matter of fact, I did. –You never told me about cats. –I thought it was a tiny lion. I don’t belong to you. You don’t own me like a mare. Oh, no name. In cog. On the run, eh? Well, there’s nothing wrong in that, so… I myself am on this road to Budapest,...