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*baby emerges* WEEEEEEGH 1. You Fuck! 2. But you won’t. 1.Do you have a rubber? 2.I’m all rubber. Chucky: I don’t know about you, but I’m starting to feel like Pinnochio here. Chucky: It ain’t the size that counts, asshole, its what you do with it! Curiosity kills the cat! Damion:Hey can i come...

All or nothing with me baby! Between grief and nothing, I will take grief. Breathless. Love is the power supreme! So many cars in your business! What a wonderful world. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Breathless’: Quotes from the movie ‘Breathless’

#1 He’s never tired . . .he’s never miserable! #2 Well, he’s young. #3 When I was young I was tired and miserable! #1 What are we gonna do about him? #2 I don’t know dear, we could always strangle him in his sleep. –Do you ever go to confession? –Twice. –Did it make you feel better? –Once. –Wow!...

Every day InnocentEnglish.com posts a new funny or cool Quick Break. The Quick Break section has today’s quick break plus previous ones so you can browse through any you missed. Â These funny bloopers are actual mistakes by students I have tutored in Conversational English, and are from my humor...

…and these children that you spit on, as they try to change their worlds are immune to your consultations. They’re quite aware of what they’re going through… – David Bowie Well, I don’t know any lepers either, but I’m not gonna run out and join one of their fuckin’ clubs. Brian: But what we found...

1/ Was your court at the trial of Visser constituted in any way like this, what rule did you shot him under??? 2/ Like this?? … oh no sir, it was quite like this… no no sir, it wasn’t quite so handsome…and as for rules… we didn’t carry military manuals around with us… we were out on the veldt...

(((in the cowboy’s black truck when jeff has him taped up))) Jeff: Wheres my wife? Cowboy: FUCK U Jeff: NO…FUCK U (((hits him and slams on the breaks))) (Jeff)Balance fluctuates…. (Billy)fluctuates my ass 1) Have you seen her? She was wearing a Benniton sweater. 2) Hey, people, has anyone seen a...

Bloody typical, they’ve gone back to metric without telling us care for a little necrophelia? care for a little necrophilia? I did not get the wrong man. I got the right man. The wrong man was delivered to me as the right man! I accepted him, on trust, as the right man. Was I wrong? Anyway, to add...

I will love you my whole life. You and no other forever. ‘I am William Wallace, and before me, I see a whole ARMY of my countrymen here to battle the English. Ay, fight and you may die, run and you’ll live. At least a while. And dying in your beds many years from now, would you be willing to trade...

Combined you all have about 5 wats Goodnight slot-head. He’s gone to blanket heaven. It’s scrap metal time. Master! Things would be better if we all were weiner dogs. we’re scared like rats…with no hair, and one leg. What are you gonna do, Kirby? Suck me to death? Why, if we were all weiner dogs,...

The truth is, I thought it mattered–I thought that music mattered. But does it? Bollocks! Not compared to how people matter. 1) Would you like to come up for some coffee 2) I don’t drink coffee 1) I haven’t got any 1) You can come at the regular visiting hours tomorrow, hopefully without trumpets...

–Can you swim? –Yes. –Go get it. –My father flew with the R.A.F. –Huh? –He said there were only three things wrong with the Yanks: over-paid, over-sexed, and over here. Ben, I’m talking to you as your lawyer. Your friend, not a tour guide. The Cook County grand jury can’t touch you down there....

(1)What was that? (2)Death, Death, Death. (1)Death, Death, Death. (2)Part two. …and most importantly, enjoy the fear. …it’s like hypnotic or some shit. No, some kid in Texas was watching it and he had an aneuryism and I think his eyes exploded. …only you can stop this! Her life or yours! Choose!...

I KICK ASS FOR THE LORD *points finger and waves it about accusingly*..you know what theyve been sayin about you..youve gone funny in the head 1)Fenado! your mother ate my dog!! 2).not all of it i dont know what kinda kinky shit your into I kick arse in the name of the Lord! i kick ass for the...

(Lisa) i miss alan,(roland) well i would to if the man i loved was millions of miles away of course i’d be living a totally different life style. (Roland)i brought you gift for you from you (roland)you should go back to school, (jaques says) i hated teaching 1) (brushing hair)98, 99, 100…Lillian,...

(A Very Brady Sequel) I’ll go first because I’m the prettiest (from a very brady sequel) where’s marsha? she’s over there getting layed by those hawaiian boys! (from A VERY BRADY SEQUEL) 1) I’m gonna kick your Brady butt! 2) He said the ‘b’ word! …You’ll be able to hire an eskimo to sit on your...

(Dough) I’m going to the store (Tre) But you aint got no money (Dough) I’m going anyway (Tre’s Father) I am going to tell you about sex (Tre) I know enough (Tre’s Father) What do you know about sex (Tre) I know i stick my ding a ling in her thing -I’ve fingered a few honeys and sucked on some...

1-Did I hurt him? 2-What do you mean did you hurt him, you hit him with a bat!! 1. Are you gay? 2.Yeah, and I bet you hear that a lot. But in my case, it happens to be true. 1. It was me that you loved wasn’t it? 2. Yeah. Still. 1. I loved you too. 1.Are you Gay? 2.YES I AM! 1.Did you ever think of...

#1) What is he, a psychiatrist or a hairdresser? /#2: Actually, he’s both. He shrinks my head and then combs me out. (closing the window as a downpour begins) Denise Deluge… (holding up the lasagna he has brought to the party) Connie Casserole! 1: What’s more boring than a queen doing a Judy...

–Sergeant Loyce don’t give a damn! –Shipped our ass to Vietnam! –Good marines they never die! –When they’re hit they never cry! GOOD NIGHT CHESTY WHEREVER YOU ARE! WHO THE FUCK IS CHESTY? I am the biggest, baddest , meanest, mother fucker in the valley. If you’re gonna be dumb enough to pull a gun...