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1)Best thing for you to do is just forget it ever happened, okay…Forgotten yet? 2)No. 1)How ’bout now? 2)Man, no! 1)Geez, you’re like an elephant. 1)Can I help you? 2)I don’t know, can you? 1)May I help you? 1)Can’t a girl enjoy a walk in the middle of the afternoon with her ex-boyfriend? 2)Will...

Hasta whatever! Helena! At least your Alive! I can’t make you love me. i’ve got two guns, one for each of you. It ain’t over til it’s over. Who is that? That’s Helena… You’re nobody ’til somebody loves you. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Boxing Helena’: Quotes from the movie ‘Boxing Helena’

Every day InnocentEnglish.com posts a new funny or cool Quick Break. The Quick Break section has today’s quick break plus previous ones so you can browse through any you missed. Â 1. Dear Sirs, please stop my assistance since I got a job begging in October 2. I am writing the Welfare Dept. to say...

*From my cold dead handsssssssss* -Now wait a minute. The Constitution says you’ve got the right to bear arms. What do you think ‘arms’ means? -It means we ought to have handguns if we want to. -What about nuclear weapons? Should you be able to have weapons-grade plutonium? -Well, I think that...

April 18, 2008 Hillary’s 4 year plan to be President Many have wondered why Hillary Clinton continues to stay in a race in which the only way she can win is by overturning the real majority of delegates through convincing the elite superdelegates to vote for her. If somehow she managed to do...

$300 Fast Payday Loans and Cash Advance Loans are still available in Calfornia, after narrowly escaping death, according to a Los Angeles Times article on payday loans April 15, 2008. Assemblyman Dave Jones (D-Sacramento) wrote a bill to cap interest at 36% a year.  But industry executives and...

-Will you be willing to cut your hair? -Well, yeah. But it would probably be better if someone else did it. I’ve had a few accidents. -Yes! We’ll be just like Bogey and Bacall! -Who? 1) do I have ‘it’? 2) what? 1) do i have ‘it’? 2) …yes. yes you do. 3) I thought I did 1) My wife tried to take it...

–I’m a patriot. I served my country. –And Danny Zorn? What was he? –Unlucky. Collateral damage. –What if I can’t find her? –It’s easy. She’s standing right next to you. –You told me I had one month off. –You told me Jason Bourne was dead. 1)Alright that’s twice now I’ve seen the same guy. I saw him...

(Conklin): What about Marie? (Jason): She’s Dead. (Conklin): How did that happen? (Jason): She was slowing me down. (Nicolette):He killed our man. (Conklin): What, in the apartment? (Nicolette): Yeah. (Conklin): Well, you’re gonna have to clean that up. (Nicolette): Me, no, I can’t clean it up;...

And now for my brown brothas, sorry no tortilla. But it was yo comb man! It was yo comb! chata, some coffee! She fucked up. we had a party lastnight, ese. Cocaine is America’s cup of coffee. Cuzito: This ain’t no pinche card game ese. Gallo Negro: Hey, life’s a risk carnal. Dont be a sore loser…...

1)oh please one thing i can’t stand is women who apologise for wanting sex 2) i’m not apologising for what i did i’m apologising for what i didn’t do. 1: You dropped that down there on purpose. Didn’t you? 2: If I say yes will you take your hand away. 1: No. 2: Yes. Ceasar: What did she do to you?...

… so that’s what I’ve been doing all this time, bouncing… it’s like crashing, except you get to do it over and over again. 1-You only smoked a little of your last one 2-Oh! That’s because I don’t really smoke. You see…a friend of mine smoked and she was trying to quite and so she started chewing...

BOB: Who? ANTHONY: Futute Man. You know. Cause he looks like he’s from the future. DIGNAN : He looks like he was designed by scientists. For desert warfare. BOB : That never would of — DIGNAN : Let’s cut the bullshit. DIGNAN: Plus where’s Huggie Bear? ANTHONY: He’s not there. Huggie Bear isn’t in...

1.Could have saved yourself the trouble. I don’t read papers. 2.Never? 1.Yeah, once in a while the back part… the funnies. 2.I think you should. The, the front part … the not-so-funnies. 1.Don’t you feel good? You want a aspirin? 2.No, no, I’m fine. In fact, considering I’ve been dead for sixteen...

–I’ll walk again. –No you won’t. –No, I know I’ll walk again! –No, let me tell you something, Ron. You will never walk again. –What’s done is done, sir. I can’t ever forgive you…but maybe the Lord can. –We understand, Ron. We understand the pain you’ve been going through. 1/_ How long has this game...

1) Excuse me meester, can I borrow feefty cents? 2) Get a job! 3) GIVE ME FIFTY CENTS OR I’LL CUT YOUR FUCKING HEART OUT!!!! (man hands over the coins) Thank you meester. Fuck me? No, fuck you! Hey, Mister! I like your sister. I like your shoes,I like you shirt too.I really like your pants, why...

1What is that perfume? 2It’s not perfume… It’s sunblock. 2, 4, 6, 8, You can watch me masturbate!! Caleb: How about it, Louise. Why don’t you come on over and give me a little piece of what you’ve got going on over there? Louise: You’re a little young for me, honey. Why don’t you come back...

1.I like you, do you like me? 2.Of course I like you. 1.You are my friend? 2.You’re a nice young man and, yes, I am your friend. 1.You will be my boyfriend? 2.No, I won’t be your boyfriend. 1.Why not? 2.Okay, yeah, I guess I can be your boyfriend. But why California? What’s there? Pearl Harbor is...

(Sniff, sniff) Do I smell a whore? 1 Caller you on the line! 2 Yea i’d like to know if the young buck in the back can fetch and roll over too cuz he begs good as hell! 1) hey no dog in here! 2) nah my man thats a seeing eye dog.. 1) well see his little nasty rodent ass out to the curb! 3) ahh good...

Never shall innocent blood be shed yet the blood of the whicked shall flow like a river. The three shall spred there blackend wings and be the vengefull stricking hammer of god. * ROCCO! * What?! * Where’s my cat? * I killed your cat you druggie bitch. * Wha… Why? * I felt it would bring closure to...