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Balls, Mr. Bennett!!! Come on Slasher, I cant be arsed Do you have to use words like that? It really disempowers you. I was worried about you having to topand tale, and all this time you were doin a 70 minus 1 I’m very happy. I’m happy when I’m with you. It’s not natural is it…a girl her age into...

‘Did you know that having a hangover is not having enough water in your body to run your Krebs cycles? Which is exactly what happens to you when you’re dying of thirst. So, dying of thirst would probably feel pretty much like the hangover that finally bloody kills you.’ 1) she’s so small 2) well...

(-) can make you dizzy, like you been drinkin’ jack and coke all mornin’ 1)Those friends of yours? 2)Do you know them? 1)We call them the dry heavin’, cheese eatin’, filth speakin’, dirty outhouse boys. 2)They’re more acqaintances, actually. 1. Marty! 2.Romeo and Juliet the dyslexic version Marty:...

I don’t know if I wanna be a pretend role model for thousands of little girls, or a real role model for one. It’s like love is a sort of language and they never learn the words Mona:Vanessa, Your my little girl…Mine! Tell you what to do? My God, Mona, look aroung! I’m in jail! I can’t help you, I...

(1)OK, a lot of great men had mustaches. Hitler, Franco… (2)Einstein! (2)Oh, and that’s who you wanna look like? (The President imitating Joy Miller) So what if they’re twelfth century windows? Can’t we put screens on them? …I just hope you realize you’re entering those dangerous heart attack...

Half the people on earth would be ruined at once if everyone told what they knew. I don’t know if we will, but it’s possible. Anything’s possible! I’m a typical rare spirit. I was an orphan until I was twenty, then a rich and beautiful woman adopted me. It drinks, it smokes, it philosophizes. Time!...

(1)Mister (name), are you presently on any kind of medication? (2)Not that I’m aware of. (1)Well, you could certainly use some. (1)Tell me sir, what is your position at the gallery? (2)I sit in the corner and look at the paintings. (on the Ride Of Doom): Brace yourself. 1) Was leonardo divinchi a...

I’m not stubborn, I’m… right. (1) I know everything about you and my memory is long. My memory is very, very long. (2) I’m counting on it. (as Hilary is goes into labour and rushed to hospital) CC- I cannot beilve you are bringing that up again, I told you what happened, i went to the parlour for a...

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1)He will not take us to the island. It’s in the National Park and it is forbidden to go there. But we are allowed to travel to this one to stay for one night. 2)That’s the wrong one. 1)I know that. 2)So from there to there? 3)We swim. 2)Swim? 1)I’m American. 2)So? 1)We think in miles, not...

1.Ok you can go now. 2.What? 1.Get lost! Frankie!!!!! Had I listened to, advice I’m giving you, he might still be mine. Just you and me There’s nothing like the beach early in the morning, so quiet and peaceful and mysterious. Well it’s such a big house, and I didn’t want you to get lonely… Page...

Beach blanket bingo. Follow your leader. He’s my fly boy. He’s my new love. I think, you think. It only hunts when I cry. Let’s dig this groovy chick! So long, Mouseketeers! These are the good times. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Beach Blanket Bingo’: Quotes from the movie ‘Beach Blanket Bingo’

–I’m thinking of getting out of the movie business. Go back to my old job. –What, being a shylock?…Why? –At least, they’re honest about being dishonest. –Is that your car? –It’s the Cadillac of hybrids. –What about speed? –If you’re important, people will wait. –What are you going to tell ’em? –No...

Adama: (watching Billy & Dru flirting across the bridge) They’d better start having babies. Tigh: (looks over at the couple) Is that an order? Adama: Good morning, Starbuck, what do you hear? Starbuck: Nothin’ but the rain. Adama: Grab your gun and bring in the cat. Starbuck: Yes sir. Adama: I want...

–I didn’t see that. –Well, I see it. I’ll always see it and I don’t want anyone to forget it. I found a home in the Army. Nobody wanted this war but the Nazis. A great many people tried to deal with them. Millions have died for no other reason except that the Nazis wanted them dead. In the final...

1)no, we haven’t passed it, we didn’t cross over the lines. 2)they’re not there, they must have faded over time Do you WANT lunch Man-Animal will never gain leverage over a Psychlo! Turl: Man-animals cannot shoot guns (the man shoots the gun)Well, all be damned. Want some rat? It’s good! We have...

(regarding transfers) You probably guessed, but they’re a little dangerous! *throws bag* Shut up! cant hear the video! 1) did you bandage me Utsumi? 2)*giggles*..ive never touched a guy before chigusa: piss-me-off..did i just hear this idiot correct? Chigusa: So am I! Drop that right now and let me...

(Am. Officer to German Officer)You Germans! *Us? What are you Americans doing here in Germany? We are just minding our own business and not bothering anyone. (Charles Bronson as Major Wolensky): I’ll you what I and some of my men think. When we get to Germany, we’ll knock down every house, every...

1)Where Have you been? 2)Learning to swim. 1)Did you get anything? 2)All I got was a Bellyfull of English Channel 1.) Takakakakakakaka 2.) Hello Rabbit Leader, thought you might come in from the sun. 1.) Don’t just glance, look! Search for the bastards! And never fly in a straight line or you’re a...

Batman: This madness ends NOW! The Phantasm: Stay away! This is not your fight! Can’t be too careful with all them weirdoes around. Hello…Hello…operator? I think that my party’s been… disconnected…waah hooo hoo hoo ha ha ha ha ha Joker: I’m impressed lady. You’re harder to kill than a cockroach on...