Innocent English

Finish them with arrows! I saw a mountian lioness come down with her cubs, and she cried piteously as if begging mercy for her children. This is a bad omen for Persia! I WISH I HAD MEN LIKE THAT FIGHTING FOR ME Molon Labe or Come and get them. Our arrows will block out the sky. Then we will fight...

*As arrows rain down on the Spartans**Laughing* I just have to say it. What? Fighting in the shade. *more laughing* *Looking towards Ephialtes*May you live forever. 1) Earth and water. Oh you’ll find plenty both down there. 2) No man. Persian or Greek. No man threatens a messenger. 1) You bring the...

(badguy kicks out chair and falls)u look like a dork u walk like a dork…..ok which one of you’s first…..does it matter u cant count past one anyway (biker growls) kids dont belong here go…….. and gorillas belong in the zoo *holding mustard squirter* Don’t come any closer or I’ll Poop on you! Get...

1) Hey! That guys not bad! 2) Hes kinda wild though like Colt. 1 + 2) COLT!!! 1) C’mon hes gonna get his brains splattered! 2) Stay here. Maybe this is the lesson Grandpa had in mind. 1)Swing my butt 2) you mean bat 1) my butt Hey! Who ate all my good and plenty’s? I hope there’s lots of food in...

Mr. Muffin Man, catch ya later!!! 1) What’s my name gonna be? Can I be monster destroyer? Or how about super killer? 2) How about super dork? 1) Shut up spaz! 1)Good ‘za. We should save some for the kids we’re napping. 2)Yeah, they’re probably really nice kids. 1)Stop showing off! 2)I’m not showing...

(1) I don’t tell many people this, but my greatest dream is to own a Seadoo, and Im gonna get one too, because I plan on making a buttload of money with this! (2)A buttload, how much is a buttload? (3)1000 dollars. I base that on the fact that one time, I fit 5 dollars up my butt, and well, not to...

‘Man walks into a bar with a giraffe. They both get pissed, the giraffe falls over. The man goes to leave and the barman says ‘Oye, you can’t just leave that lyin’ there.’ Man says, ‘Naw it’s not a lion, it’s a giraffe.’….Completely humorless! *Smash* Celina:No Hannah He’s Not Infected! Hannah: I...

!. I always thought Gwen was a lesbian. 2. I AM NOT A LESBIAN!!! 3. It would be ok if you were, you know. ‘One day at a time’ what is that? I mean like 2, 3 days at a time is an option? I don’t need the Romper Room bullshit. I just need — what are you doing? 1) Can I help you? 2) Eddie Boone,...

(Frank): You know, you’re wearing a striped shirt with a striped tie, you know that, right? (Phelan): Yeah, I do it for the ladies. (Frank): Oh – the ladies ever tell you that you look like a fucking optical illusion? – You guys ought to come by Sunday for my birthday party. embarrasing pause – You...

Did you know that eating alone could cause kidney damage? And that’s BAD. Don’t be afraid. I have a good heart. God knows when a single hair moves on your head. Hell?!? (points to head) This is hell. RIGHT HERE! How many lives do we live? How many times do we die? They say we all lose 21 grams… at...

(1) You see, something’s going to happen. You must leave. (2) What? What’s gonna happen? (1) Something wonderful. –Dr. Chandra, will I dream? –I don’t know. –I miss a hot dog. –Astrodome. Good hot dogs there. –Astrodome? You can’t grow a good hot dog indoors. Yankee Stadium. September. The hot dogs...

*fake moaning* What the fuck was that? 1)today at the coffee house they were officaily sponsoring hot women wereing no bras 2)hot women? 1)i mean hot hot women A flower!? Was it a vibrating flower? A: Hey Bagel Guy B: You know my name And my last boyfriend actually thought he was…a bus. Do you know...

–A professional gambler? –Not professional enough, apparently. –Anybody else just wondering? –Nope. Not me, boss. A gambler’s not a very good insurance risk. As far as anyone knows, he’s still alive and ready to talk. Captain, help me out? I’m dealing with two mental midgets. Fine Southern...

–I’d like to come home with you. –It’s your funeral. He can look like a hundred people, but one thing his cannot disguise…this: half of his little finger is missing. So if ever you should meet a man with no top joint there, be very careful about that. How far is Winnipeg from Montreal? It’s not...

–Are you gonna kill me? –Not until after you open the safe….I’m just kidding. Open the safe. –Finish you fries. –You can’t tell me what to do. You can’t tell me what to do. You’re not my dad. –Didn’t anybody ever tell you about starving kids in Africa? –Why? Are you gonna send them my fries? –I’ve...

‘Man walks into a bar with a giraffe. They both get pissed, the giraffe falls over. The man goes to leave and the barman says ‘Oye, you can’t just leave that lyin’ there.’ Man says, ‘Naw it’s not a lion, it’s a giraffe.’….Completely humorless! *Smash* Celina:No Hannah He’s Not Infected! Hannah: I...

!. I always thought Gwen was a lesbian. 2. I AM NOT A LESBIAN!!! 3. It would be ok if you were, you know. ‘One day at a time’ what is that? I mean like 2, 3 days at a time is an option? I don’t need the Romper Room bullshit. I just need — what are you doing? 1) Can I help you? 2) Eddie Boone,...

(Frank): You know, you’re wearing a striped shirt with a striped tie, you know that, right? (Phelan): Yeah, I do it for the ladies. (Frank): Oh – the ladies ever tell you that you look like a fucking optical illusion? – You guys ought to come by Sunday for my birthday party. embarrasing pause – You...

Did you know that eating alone could cause kidney damage? And that’s BAD. Don’t be afraid. I have a good heart. God knows when a single hair moves on your head. Hell?!? (points to head) This is hell. RIGHT HERE! How many lives do we live? How many times do we die? They say we all lose 21 grams… at...

(1) You see, something’s going to happen. You must leave. (2) What? What’s gonna happen? (1) Something wonderful. –Dr. Chandra, will I dream? –I don’t know. –I miss a hot dog. –Astrodome. Good hot dogs there. –Astrodome? You can’t grow a good hot dog indoors. Yankee Stadium. September. The hot dogs...