Innocent English

(1)Who…who are you? How did you get in here? (2)I came down the chimney.Ho, ho, ho. (shows stomach tattoos) Look at this, all 38 United States, watch me make Rhode Island dance. (hits belly) Come on, baby, dance, dance! There you go. – look at htose tattoos! -awe shoot that ain’t nuthin i got all...

Atlantic City had floy floy coming out of its ears in those days. Atlantic City, my old friend. Don’t touch the suit. I ain’t got nobody. I worked for the people who worked for the people. If I’m gonna get busted for money and drugs, I wanna have that money and drugs on me. Lou (to Sally’s husband,...

–I’m sick and tired of six. –Sir? –Why isn’t it seven? Or even eight? –You know, Mr. Spanish, I’ve been thinking. You remind me of someone I’m quite fond of. –Oh, yes…who? –Me. At long last love. I get a kick out of you. It’s de-lovely. Just one of those things. You’re the top. Page Topic: Movie...

I finished the sculpture. I didn’t know where it was going, but that was ok. I really enjoyed letting it take on its own life; letting it just be what it was, without me pushing or doubting myself. And what it was, was beautiful. Let’s keep it going on. Love is where you are. Maybe I’m not meant to...

–How old are you anyway? –Old enough. -Whatchya doin? -Truck’s fucked up. I just bought this car. She’s a real cherry. Give me $4500 for it? I thought you wanted something…money in your pocket…girl in your arms. How you gonna pay? Apartment. Food. Clothes? Is that my beer you’re drinking? It’s Colt...

(Napoleon)I don’t sit as well as I used to. –Don’t miss, Bishop. –Run fast, Sergeant –Your eyes are red. You been smokin’ crack? –Your eyes are glazed. You been eatin’ donuts? 1/ What have you got? 2/ 2 shots… do I save them for you and me? 3/ No way… you save them for the next 2 assholes that come...

1) Pearl, come back here. 2)I think she likes me. 1)Yeah, she likes dead fish too. 1)Honey, I’m going to tear your heart out. 2)Holy Mary! 1)How would you like to make a million dollars? 2) What do I have to do? Nothing cheap I hope. 1)Remember when you were a kid, did you ever play cowboys and...

Certainty is the disease of kings. He made us a promise. He didn’t deliver. Then he sold us on the exact same promise and he got elected again. He sold the whole country, 200 million people, on himself. Twice. It’s about money. It’s about money, Dick! It’s not lying. It’s business. My name is Sam...

–What about my trip, Uncle Lon? –Don’t worry, baby, you’ll have plenty of trips. A plan for a caper. And it’s a good one. As a matter of fact, he’s a dead duck. Crime is a left-handed form of human endeavor. Educated man who uses his brains to circumvent the law. Worst type of human being. No...

MELVIN: We’re all gonna die soon. I will. You will. And it sure sounds like your son will. CAROL: If you ever mention my son again, you will never be able to eat here again. Do you understand? Give me some sign you understand or leave now. Do you understand me…. you crazy fuck? Do you? ‘I’m...

–Weren’t we happy, Arthur? –Of course. Then we met. 1. Would you like to say grace? 2. huh? 1. You know tell us what you’re thankful for 2. okay, I’m thankful that I got the smallest piece of meatloaf Gravity. Just because you’re not paranoid Love Is My Decision. Secret. The Loco-Motion. Page...

#1 Do you know the worst part of being me? #2 I should imagine your breath. #1 Do you like me? #2 You’re cute. #1 I know that! but do you like me? #1 Does Arthur know your here? #2 No, Arthur is to fine a person to be involvedin something as devious as this. #1 It’s thrilling to meet you Gloria. #2...

(1)You can never spend too much on good intelligence. (2)Or a good haircut. 1) I Dont Believe We’ve Met 2) We Still Havent Sir 1: I don’t believe we’ve met. 2:We still haven’t By the time we’re done with you, we’re going to make Lee Harvey Oswald look like a fucking boy scout. Do they train you to...

1) when we’re married, I hope I find you more aggreable 2) after we’re married, I hope I find you adequate. 1. You can not count the one in South Bend, he died of pneumonia. 2. He wouldn’t of died of pneumonia if I hadn’t shot him. 1. No, no, Johnny, you can not count them. You got twelve, they got...

(1)Char, it’s Mister Morgan on line five. (2)(impatiently)And? (1)When does it start to cool off here? (2)In San Marsol? This is cool off. (to herself after picking a piece of plant matter out of the snow) Shouldn’t be here… Excuse me, perhaps you’d like to use the microphone? Yes, yes I would....

(1)Are all men from the future loud mouth braggarts? (2)Nope. Just me, baby. Just me. (Returning from his Adventure) Hi! How you doing? Yeah thanks. Aw get the fuck outta my face! …Or maybe I’m a Chinese Jet Pilot 1)You eyeballin’ me boy? 2)No, M’Lord. 1)I can’t hear you! 2)NO, M’LORD! 1)You...

(1) Interesting group of people. (2) Yeah, to Freud, maybe (1) You work ten hours, you make forty-six dollars. (2) Now, let me get this straight. If you wanted to work, say three billion hours, I could roughly pull in over twelve billion dollars? If I was eager enough and put the time in. 1) You’re...

#1 Bear would like to stay at the white horse? #2 White House, White House #1 Yeah bear would like to stay in the lincoln bedroom of the white house for the summer #1 Bear would like to stay at the white horse? #2 White House, White House #1 Yeah bear would like to stay in the white house of the...

…The only one who isn’t supposed to be here is you. HE’S GOING AFTER THE F.B.I. THIS TIME!! I’m not a leader of anything! I’m only a messenger, Michael! Just a messenger! There’s millions of us across this country waiting to take up arms against the establishment! Waiting for someone to come to...

1)Do you think about killing yourself? 2)Not recently, no. 1.Do you ever think about killing yourself? 2.No, not recently. 1. I do, all the time! I wanna come back as a turtle.2.Turtle’s are very nice! Boy, do you become your parents…like it or not–even if they’re not your real parents. I’m going...