Innocent English

#1: Do you dance as well as you boast? #2: Better. 1) Anne, I’ll wait. Even if I thought you cared just a little. 2) I do care Gil. I always have. But I can never love you in the way that you want me to. I’m happy as I am I won’t ever marry. 1) Oh you’ll marry alright, some fool who will sit and...

1) If I were the boy you sent for, I would be able to help you and spare you in any way I could. 2) Why, I’d rather have you then a thousand boys, Anne. Just remember that. Well, now, it wasn’t a boy who took the Avery scholarship, was it? It was a girl-my girl-my girl that I’m proud of. 1) Oh,...

1) I have never danced with a schoolteacher before. 2) Nor I with a king. Prince Chulalongkorn: Son of teacher forgets that I am son of King. Louis Leonowens: Son of teacher couldn’t care less. Anna Leonowens: Louis. Louis Leonowens: I’m sorry Mother, but he started it. Prince Chulalongkorn: In...

(seen on a sign) PISS STAINS MAMA’S BOY 1) Haven’t you noticed unusual activity? 2)It’s from the badger milk. I bought it from the TV. 1) hey mange maybe this year you wont piss in your pants and cry for you mother 2)dont worry no one else remember that. 3)yu-who (man in crowd has sign that says...

”HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!” ‘Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.’ ‘Guess what I am.’ ‘A zit.’ (1) Excuse me sir, is this the Delta house? (2) Sure, c’mon in. (1)How does it feel to be an independent, Schoenstein? (2)How does it feel to be an asshole, Niedermayer? (1)I...

(G)Lady, just why do you have so many children? *Well, because I love my husband.(G)I love my cigar too, but I take it out once-in-awhile. –How much would you charge to run into an open manhole? –Just the cover charge. –Well, drop in sometime. 1) I got ace of spades…he’s got ace of spades. ha ha!...

#1. I get the worst pain in my stomach whenever I see her. #2. You get a boner in your stomach? -I get the weirdest feeling in my stomach whenever I see her. -You get a boner in your stomach? -In fact, I even tried it once. But when I stuck my finger down my throat, I was still hungry and almost...

(they are laying in bed) *fart* did u hear that frog? –Excuse me…Excuse me…Can I get a headset from you, please? –Do not raise your voice to me, sir. –I’m not raising my voice. –How ’bout a kiss? –I’d love a kiss. –I think she talkin’ to me. And, uh, I think I can handle it. –In Europe, it’s not...

#1- Empty! #2- So’s your thick skull Copper. #1- Empty! #20 So’s your thick skull Copper. 1) Let’s go and say a prayer for a boy who couldn’t run as fast as I could. Come on boys, let’s go pray for the boy who couldn’t run as fast as I could. Nice day for murder. Now I know you’re a smart lawyer,...

1. Aww, ’cause it’s a big bummer, no matter who we play, we give the game away, ’cause we can’t win, that would be a sin, we even loss the game before we… 2: Save it Maple. One more loss, One more loss is gonna be the end. And you call yourselves professionals. I have never ever seen a worse group...

Georgetown’s worse. The Exorcist was in Georgetown. H: big deal, you meet a valium addict, you guess she’s unhappy! I usually say ‘fuck the truth,’ but mostly, the truth fucks you. I was on the phone everyday. EVERYDAY. Doing what I do best: talking on the telephone. In this world there is a...

1) Are you an atheist? 2) Yeah, I’m from Brooklyn. Alas, how terrible is wisdom when it brings no profit to the wise… Johnny! I’ve got this thing about chickens If ain’t careful, those five thousand dollars you gave me, might just buy me a seat on the electric chair. Louis Cyphre: The flesh is...

(swapping verbal codes) 1/ Howdy 2/ Howdy Doody 1/ You got the time? 2/ My watch stopped at 11.46 1/ Must be the heat 1/_Let’s stick to established procedure 2/_*Establishment* gunna fall down go boom 1/_We face quite a problem. How to dis-infect the human body, one of the dirtiest things in the...

America, man! You know, it’s so beautiful I wanta eat it! And what the hell’s marriage? Extortion, prostitution, soliciting with a government stamp on it. And what the hell’s your stock market? A fixed horse race. Duke? Some business guy steals a bank, he’s a big success story. Face in all the...

Don’t forget the old proverb, Doctor: never trust a man who doesn’t drink. I get it. I’m all for crime, Your Honor. May I propose a toast? Here’s to crime. Mr. Owen could only come to the island one way. It’s perfectly clear Mr. Owen is one of us. Never in my life have I been accused of any crime,...

how many dead hemopheliacs do u need? how many people have to die to make it cost efficiant for you people to do something about it? 100 , 1000, give us a number so we won’t annoy you again until the amount of money you begin spending on lawsuits makes it more profitable for you to save people than...

… and there will be showers sometimes very heavy in- Oh sod it! I dont want to be a weather forecaster. I wanted to be.. A LUMBERJACK! Leaping from tree to tree as I float down the rivers of British Columbia. The giant redwood, the larch, the fir, the mighty scott’s pine! With my best bonnie by my...

1. *on the phone, trying to sound like he’s talking to his girl.* Hello? Hello you beautiful creature you. 2. At the tone the time will be 3 and one quarter, buy war bonds. 1. Thank you, I’ll do that. 1. You’ll understand when you’re older. 2. Everyone keeps saying that to me. 3. Yeah, they used to...

What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole… wheel of cheese? How’d you do that? Heck, I’m not even mad; that’s amazing! How ’bout we get you in your p.j.’s and we hit the hay. ‘skyy rockets in sight…boooowup…afternoon delight’ …Ron:this song is about making love in the day time!...

–Hey, you’re not splitting the scene? I mean, you’re not cuttin’ out? –No, I’ll be back. –How can a jury disregard what it’s already heard? –They can’t, Lieutenent. –Wanted the big ten. They got the ten best-dressed dames. The ten top teams, the ten top tunes, and now the ten most wanted. –Don’t...