Innocent English

)Young man,where did you get that music box? You were the boy,weren’t you? The servant boy who got us out. You saved her life,and mine, and restored her to me. Yet, you want no reward. 2)Not anymore. 1)Why the change of mind? 2)It was more of a change of heart. I must go …….Once upon a December….....

(1)god bless you, you’ve got a fuckin’ gift. (2)no, i dont. (1)yes you do! (2)i really don’t. (1)yes you do! -Times are changing. You’ve got to change with the times. -What, am I supposed to get a fuckin’ website? 1) Do you want another drink cause I’m definitely having eight or nine. 2) Yeah I’d...

(ben)what have we done?(paul) can u shut up must u always be a fucking kill joy (ben)what was that? (pual)i told her if i wasent up in 2minuts to start without me (paul)- I see what your doin you (Ben)What am i doin?!? (paul)- your pissin me off thats what your doin –Get in the car. –Are we going...

ashes to ashes (makes a few hand movements) ASSHOLE IN ONE!!!!! danger is eciting,e gari i cu show u esatly where it is Last time I was in water like this I spent two weeks picking leaches of my scrotum. no more mateo Oh Wake up!!!!!! presume … i sho’u presume westrige You mean there’s a snake out...

1)I just wish that all those people hadn’t died here. A guy kills his whole family? Doesn’t that bother you? 2)Sure, but houses don’t have memories. 1)If I move my office into that cottage out back, that’ll save that rent. 2)And the boathouse means I won’t have to shell outfor mooring charges,...

1. Do you understand what the Supreme Court is? 2.The place where they finally kill us. 1.) Rumor has it than our next judge was hand picked by Van Buren himself. 2.) NO! (sarcastically) 1.) I’m embarrased to admit that I was under the misconception that our Executive and Judicial branches were...

Americans are oversexed, overpaid, and over here. Don’t Americanize me. Have you noticed that war is the only chance a man gets to do something redeeming? That’s why war is so attractive. I discovered I was a coward. That’s my new religion. I’m a big believer in it. Cowardice will save the world....

Amy: It took me four years to get a package figure like this. You ripped through it like a lamb chop. Amy: Thanks for the lovely evening, douche-bag. You really know how to treat a lady. Andy: No! You’re dead! Amy: No, I’m undead. Which means I’m forced to walk this wretched earth until you die....

#1- David this is not pretend. #2- I will not be threatened by a walking meat-loaf. #1- Go! Stay on the road keep clear of the moors. #2- Right, thank you. #3- Beware of the moon lads. #1-Did you hear that? #2-I heard that. #1-What was it? #2-It could be a lot of things. #1-Yeah…? #2- A coyote....

I’m gonna hang out wit my wang out! I’m gonna rock out wit my cock out! HAHA FINCH FUCKER! (Finch)Hey heres an idea for you…Grow a sack, fill it will balls, sprout a dick and then fuck yourself… (puts hand on blow up dolls boob) Is this weird? ~ Stiffer Is this wierd it feels good? I love this dog!...

1.Is the girl you left behind out there tonight romancing… 2.Let’s go on that ride again! 3.Mouse overboard! 4.Just remember, Fievel: One man’s sunset is another man’s dawn. A GUY COULD MAKE A FOURTUNE SELLING VACCUME CLEANERS OUT HEAR 1) Are we out west yet? 2) HA! West Jersey maybe. 1)Go, Wash...

1) Are we men, or are we mice? group)MICE! 1) At least you didn’t see any CATS! 2) Cat? 3) CAT! 4) Gato! 5) I didn’t see any cats. 1) Don’t worry. I like mice. (2 starts crying) 1) Oh, not like that! I’m a vegitarian. 1) Excuse me, tell me that you’re looking for a Filly Mousekowitz. Here, tell my...

#1: Would you like to hear the specials? #2: Not if you want to keep your spleen. #1:Well I’m into Murders and Executions. #2: How do you like that. #1: What do you mean #2: Most people I know in Mergers and Acquistions don’t like it! (1)do you know what ted bundy said about women (2)what? (1)well...

I regrouped. You have to give me that. I stood in the middle of the Oval Office and made it clear that he who doesn’t take the GDC seriously does so at his peril. And then you walked out the wrong door. ( pulling up near the flower shop )There’s no hopping sir.. (phone rings) 1: Hello? Put him...

(Lesbian on porn movie:) Is that a loofah or are you happy to see me? …Loofah smuggling baby! (OZZY):Here’s a new idea for ya Stifler, You find a girl…..you two become best friends and you don’t bother counting how many times you have sex with each other….you just laugh at the people that do...

!)oh my god your gay!!! 2)come on sing it with me u know the words! 3)no thanks man, you’ve been singin that shit all week, i swear to god if u sing that shit at MSU this saturday i’ll kick your ass! #1. (singing) How sweet it is to be loved by you (points at #2) #2. Oh my God, you’re gay. ‘I don’t...

1) All right Rangers, lets ride. 2) Now I would sound just stupid saying something like that. 1) He’s chained up. 2) They’ll put that on your tombstone. 1) He’s smiling. 2) Never a good thing. 1) Sadie was a beautiful woman. 2) She had a mustache. 3) I think Sadie had more than a mustache. 1) That...

1) Are you okay? 2) My clothes are just a little bit wet, thank you. 3) Oh, we’ll hang em’ up to dry 4) Are you serious… 1) Can you do it? Can you kill him 2) I’m sure I must! 3) Then do it. 1) Charlie, stop the car! 2) What is it? More hijackers? I got to get you home in once peace! 1) Charlie, we...

-I can see great cinemaness. -Cinnamon? -Cine-MA. -Cinnamon?[laughter] -Yea? That’s good. That’s something good anyhow. But I don’t know what it is. -What do you got to say for yourself? -Happy Thanksgiving. -What d’ya got in that bag? -Soda. -Soda? Well it’s a good thing we got all ends cown coon...

Don’t look at me Little Puppet. Ey homes, want a grilled cheese? WE CAN ALL FUCK THIS PLACE UP welcome to the clica carnel por vida ese por vida Jamarr Smith What are you going to do, ese? Fuck me in the ass? when we were kids belonging felt good plus that feels even better When we were kids,...