Innocent English

1)Stop, Tetesuo! What are you trying to do? Kill him? 2) Shut up! Quit ordering me around! Do it now! Heh, heh… what’s happened to me? I must be dreaming. I feel like I can take out the world. I am Tetsuo! It must be a trap. Then go back. I must find out what kind of trap. Tetsuo is our friend if...

–Well, the first stewardess is at the controls, but she…she’s in constant touch with the tower. –You mean the stewardess is flying the plane!!! –You please keep that to yourself. –S-s-sure… –What do you do in Salt Lake City? –I went there once. It was closed. Best Friend. Climb Baby, Climb… Damn!...

–Mrs. Guerrero, what did your husband do in the army? –He was a demolition expert. –What about some breakfast? –Sounds like a good idea. Where should we go? –Your apartment…Well, you’ve been bragging about your scrambled eggs. It’s time I fould out just how good they really are. –What’s the...

Ladies and gentleman, this is your stewardess speaking We regret any inconvenience the sudden cabin movement might have caused this is due to periodic airpockets we encountered. There’s no reason to be alarmed and we hope you enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who...

#1 Do you know what it is to laugh like that? #2 Yes, yes i do. #1 Oh my god – the sun! #2 What is it Simon? #1 A big fiery ball in the center of our solar system, but that’s not important right now, we’re headed straight towards it. #1-Can I ask you a question mister? #2-A question what is it?...

(to Chris Farley’s character) Hey, man, are you a little over the weight capacity on that belt! Heh heh heh heh heh. …and there’s gonna be bodies flying around here like rag dolls on fire! 1) who would win in a fight, Lemmy or God? 2) God… 3) trick question asshole, Lemmy Is God! 1)And 200 copies...

#1- Yeah bra #2- Did…he just call you a piece of underwear?? ** Looks at buldining upside down** That looks cool! 1.now popeye, there was a great man, do you know why? 2. never joined the hair club for men? Are you crazy? That was Snake, man. You know, voted most likely to eat his own young. are...

(1): Katherine, if you give a cat a cookie… (2): …he’s going to want a glass of milk! -You’re gonna get yourself re-elected. -That’s what I keep telling them. …and it would be such…bad politics… 1)How was my speach? 2)Brilliant the media is already calling it the be afraid speech. 1)Good 1)She...

–Gene, you can’t sell the plane! It’s government property! –The U.S. government doesn’t exist in Laos and neither does this plane! –Good point! –Hey, Gene. You will remeber what I said? Shhh! –Well, the problem is, Rob, you and I weren’t here, this conversation never happened, so I can’t remember...

(cody walks in after being beat up at his date with natalie) codys dad: what happened!….did that girl do this to you? 1: I especially love T.S. Eliot. 2: You do? 1: Yeah. She’s amazing. I love how she uses words, her books are just amazing, and so feminine-like. 2: T.S. Eliot is a man. 1: Oh, yeah,...

1)Are you very much in love? 2) As much as a man can be? 1) Is there a limit? 1. See I told all my friends about our engagement. 2. Yes, it’s too bad it had to be at a ball. 1. Even now we’re alone. 2. The worst is I want to kiss you but I cant 1. (Laughs) Newland. (They kiss) ELLEN: Do you think...

–Should I be afraid of you? –I don’t know. –What is it you don’t like exactly: footballplayers, tacos or beer? –I like tacos and I like beer. –What the hell made you think you could handle Jessie? I bet you used to bring her home flowers. –No, you don’t have to do that when you’re living in the...

–Any complaints or suggestions? –Few. –Which? –Complaints. –All right, shoot. –Well, you don’t scold, you don’t nag, and you look far too pretty in the mornings. –All right. I’ll remember: must scold, must nag, mustn’t be too pretty in the morning. –Darling, are you packing? –Just putting away the...

–I’ll have a Jack and ice. It doesn’t have a fancy name or come with an umbrella. But if it’s good enough for Frank, it’s good enough for me. –Who’s Frank? –Sinatra. –Did he take an umbrella? –Not even when it rained. –What about Mexico? –I can’t take the water. –How about Paris? –Can’t take the...

–But where’s the script? What’s the story? –In here is my script. Out there is my story. –How many people in the world over 40 can still say they have their own teeth? –And how many people in the world over 50 say they’re only 40? –I don’t want to be 60. I want to be 40. –How can you be 40 when...

8% is a bitch Angel Baby. Chelsa Morning. Help, I hate this job. I Don’t Know When I Stand. I drive a Mister Softee truck. (immediately, before Paul can respond) It’s NOT boring. I’ll probably get blamed for that. Is That All There Is? Last Train To Clarksville. my girl freind just killed herself...

–I don’t know why the Germans would want this God-forsaken place. –God has not forsaken this place, Mr. Allnut, as my brother’s presence here bears witness. –We can’t do that! –How do you know? You never tried it. –Well, yeah, but I never tried shooting myself in the head either. A man alone, he...

Bustin out the seams of his jeans Hosting Cancer. I’ve got suds, Goddamn it…By God, have I got suds. Rolfe Whitehouse: I was always careful around Pop. I was a careful child. And I’m a careful adult. But at least I was never afflicted with that man’s anger. Scum Of Society. Self-Destructive...

–What makes life so difficult? –People. 1: It’s not that I’m prudish, but my mother told me never to enter a man’s room in months ending in ‘R’. 2: Well, your mother’s not only smart, she’s pretty too. 1: Tell me, have you been getting results with a line like that, or would I be surprised? 2: If...

(Robert deNiro as fearless Leader): You talkin’ to me?! –Bullwinkle, allow me to be frank. –Okay, Frank. Allow me to be Bullwinkle. –I’m Cappy Von Trapment, F.B.I. –I thought you said your name was Frank. –Shut up, Bullwinkle! –Okay, Frank. –Don’t you guys know about faxes? –Yeah, don’t you know...