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Daily Quick Break: March 21, 2008: Funny Job Jokes: Job One Liners

Every day InnocentEnglish.com posts a new funny or cool Quick Break. The Quick Break section has today’s quick break plus previous ones so you can browse through any you missed. Thanks J.T. for sending these one liner jokes about jobs. Some are pretty funny puns, others are painful. But most of...

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youtube video of flying suit wing suite parachute base jumping. AMAZING

This is definitely one of the most amazing youtube videos I have ever seen. Thrilling, incredible and death defying. This is a video of some of the best BASE jumpers in the world, who are at the leading edge of using flying suits or wing suits to not literally fly. These base jumpers have perfect...

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Guy jumps out of plane without a parachute! Youtube video of Travis Pastrana parachute jump

This is pretty jaw dropping amazing. I can’t imagine jumping out of an airplane WITH a parachute. In this youtube video of parachuting, this dude, Travis Pastrana, jumps out of a plane with NO parachute! Then two buddies catch him, and strap a parachute on him. Absolutely amazing video and pretty...

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Daily Quick Break: March 20, 2008: Funny Deep Thoughts: Funny Sayings and Thoughts that make you think

Every day InnocentEnglish.com posts a new funny or cool Quick Break. The Quick Break section has today’s quick break plus previous ones so you can browse through any you missed. Here are some funny sayings, witty one liners and thought provoking oxymorons that make you think. The future isn’t...

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Daily Quick Break: March 19, 2008: Health

Every day InnocentEnglish.com posts a new funny or cool Quick Break. The Quick Break section has today’s quick break plus previous ones so you can browse through any you missed. These funny bloopers are actual mistakes by students I have tutored in Conversational English, and are from my humor...

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Daily Quick Break: March 18, 2008: Funny Bush Quotes from 2006

Every day InnocentEnglish.com posts a new funny or cool Quick Break. The Quick Break section has today’s quick break plus previous ones so you can browse through any you missed. The best and funiest actual George W. Bush quotes, bloopers, mistakes and Bushisms from 2006 Some might see some of these...

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Daily Quick Break: March 17, 2008: Top 20 Most Unusual and Strange Celebrity Baby Names

Every day InnocentEnglish.com posts a new funny or cool Quick Break. The Quick Break section has today’s quick break plus previous ones so you can browse through any you missed. What is it about celebrities that leads so many of them to come up with such strange and indulgent- I mean such...

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Daily Quick Break: March 16, 2008: Money Jokes

Every day InnocentEnglish.com posts a new funny or cool Quick Break. The Quick Break section has today’s quick break plus previous ones so you can browse through any you missed. Money Jokes and Humor: Sometimes it’s hard to see the lighter side of money and personal finance. But here are some...

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Hillary Clinton and Katie Couric Need Each Other. But Not in the Way You Might Think

You might be expecting this post to be about how Katie Couric and Hillary Clinton need each other in terms of the upcoming debate in North Carolina, and how they can each bolster and support the other even simply by appearing as moderator and participant in a debate. Some might say Katie’s hard...

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Fast payday loans can actually be a quick, smart way to avoid huge bank fees.

“Evil” Fast Payday loans can be a quick, smart way to avoid huge bank fees in an emergency. The Denver Post had a surprising article defending payday loans , that suggested we not be so fast to harshly judge those no credit check, no teletrack, instant payday loans you see advertised everywhere.Â...

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Daily Quick Break: March 15, 2008: Strange Fortune Cookies: Funny but Real Fortune Cookie Fortunes

Every day InnocentEnglish.com posts a new funny or cool Quick Break. The Quick Break section has today’s quick break plus previous ones so you can browse through any you missed. These are actual fortune cookie fortunes. Confucius say you have heart as big as Texas. You have an unusual equipment for...

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Daily Quick Break: March 14, 2008: A Recipe

Every day InnocentEnglish.com posts a new funny or cool Quick Break. The Quick Break section has today’s quick break plus previous ones so you can browse through any you missed. These funny bloopers are actual mistakes by students I have tutored in Conversational English, and are from my humor...

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Daily Quick Break: March 13, 2008: The Fur Trade

Every day InnocentEnglish.com posts a new funny or cool Quick Break. The Quick Break section has today’s quick break plus previous ones so you can browse through any you missed. These funny bloopers are actual mistakes by students I have tutored in Conversational English, and are from my humor...

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Obama’s Vice President: The Most Likely Choices for VP on an Obama Ticket

March 13, 2008 Who will Obama pick for His Vice President? Who will he choose to join his ticket as VP (if he’s able to keep Hillary Clinton from grabbing the nomination from him)? When selecting his Democratic ticket running mate, there are 5 primary areas for Obama to consider. His VP Pick...

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25% of Hillary Voters in Mississippi were Republicans trying to hurt Democrats!

John K. Wilson has an excellent post on Huffingtonpost.com discussing the Limbaugh effect in Mississippi. Rush Limbaugh has been encouraging Republican Hillary haters to vote for her to prolong the Democratic mayhem. Now that the GOP race is resolved, Republicans don’t have to worry about...

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Daily Quick Break: March 12, 2008: Paris Hilton Police Cruiser Transcripts:

Every day InnocentEnglish.com posts a new funny or cool Quick Break. The Quick Break section has today’s quick break plus previous ones so you can browse through any you missed. These are verbatim transcripts of pull overs of Paris Hilton, transcribed from Police Cruiser Forward Microphone...

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Daily Quick Break: March 11, 2008: Romance: The End

Every day InnocentEnglish.com posts a new funny or cool Quick Break. The Quick Break section has today’s quick break plus previous ones so you can browse through any you missed. These funny bloopers are actual mistakes by students I have tutored in Conversational English, and are from my humor...

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Hillary Can’t Win Now: Essentially Impossible to get enough delegate and superdelegate votes. Here’s the Math:

The Jed Report  crunches the numbers and shows why no matter how you crunch them, the chances of Hillary Clinton winning the nomination are very very very very (and did I mention very) small.   First the pledged vote: For her to stay within 100 delegate votes behind Obama, with Florida and...

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Obama Came Out AHEAD in Delegates in the early March Primaries.

Obama came out AHEAD during the early march Primaries. Hillary understandably needs to drum up the feeling of momentum as much as possible, but her claims to being another come back kid may be a bit exaggerated. DailyKos.com has a post that lays it all out pretty clearly: Per Obama’s count (if...

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Facebook VooZoo App Shows Paramount Movie Clips

Paramount has finally joined the Youtube generation, by offering thousands of classic movie clips for facebook members through their new application VooZoo. The clips will come from a wide range of movies, from classics like Audrey Hepburn in “Breakfast at Tiffany’s” to Tom Hanks in “Forrest...

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