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Every day InnocentEnglish.com posts a new funny or cool Quick Break. The Quick Break section has today’s quick break plus previous ones so you can browse through any you missed. Some of the funniest bad opening paragraphs of would be novels.The Bulwer-Lytton literary parody contest is a yearly...

Every day InnocentEnglish.com posts a new funny or cool Quick Break. The Quick Break section has today’s quick break plus previous ones so you can browse through any you missed. Funniest bush quotes for 2005 are: “I think I may need a bathroom break. Is this possible?” –in a note to to Secretary of...

Brooke White is one of the favorites on American Idol and is growing more popular each week. She comes across as very clear who she is and what style fits her, and she comes across as authentic, which is a big reason she is so well liked. About the only thing she has going against her is she is...

March 8, 2008 Gary Hart’s post on www.huffingtonpost.com  and Keith Oberman’s rant on msnbc.com both said that Hillary Clinton went far too far, when she said that she and John McCain are both ready to be Commander in Chief, but Obama is not. Says Huffingtonpost: Tonight on his show, Keith...

Every day InnocentEnglish.com posts a new funny or cool Quick Break. The Quick Break section has today’s quick break plus previous ones so you can browse through any you missed. These funny bloopers are actual mistakes by students I have tutored in Conversational English, and are from my humor...

Every day InnocentEnglish.com posts a new funny or cool Quick Break. The Quick Break section has today’s quick break plus previous ones so you can browse through any you missed. More real mistakes and mistatements from Church Sunday service bulletins and announcements.Some of these are mildly...

Funny Pick up Lines Contest: Vote For your Favorites! Hundreds of thousands of  visitors have stopped by to read the Best funny pickup lines  page, (the page view counter was added months later) and a hundred have added their own favorites funny pick up lines since the comments and page views...

March 6, 2008: Hillary Clinton has been coming down hard on Obama, claiming, among other things,he has not yet been fully vetted but she has. A recent comment posted at Huffingtonpost.com gave me a wake up call. It is a long list of some of the dirty laundry and scandals from the Bill Clinton...

Every day InnocentEnglish.com posts a new funny or cool Quick Break. The Quick Break section has today’s quick break plus previous ones so you can browse through any you missed. Some of the funniest deliberately bad starting paragraphs of would be novels.The Bulwer-Lytton literary parody contest is...

Every day InnocentEnglish.com posts a new funny or cool Quick Break. The Quick Break section has today’s quick break plus previous ones so you can browse through any you missed.  Here’s a story about the jobs I had and tried to get. My Top 20 Jobs: A punny story. My first job was working in an...

Every day InnocentEnglish.com posts a new funny or cool Quick Break. The Quick Break section has today’s quick break plus previous ones so you can browse through any you missed. Here are some funny love quotes and quips from famous celebrities: The Japanese have a word for it. It’s Judo — the art...

Every day InnocentEnglish.com posts a new funny or cool Quick Break. The Quick Break section has today’s quick break plus previous ones so you can browse through any you missed. These funny bloopers are actual mistakes by students I have tutored in Conversational English, and are from my humor...

Every day InnocentEnglish.com posts a new funny or cool Quick Break. The Quick Break section has today’s quick break plus previous ones so you can browse through any you missed. The NORM Collection: Here’s a list of the funny responses, witty comebacks and smart ass answers to questions said by...

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Every day InnocentEnglish.com posts a new funny or cool Quick Break. The Quick Break section has today’s quick break plus previous ones so you can browse through any you missed. The best of those stupid, dumb, funny, witty and silly questions. Some of them really make you think, some make your...

Every day InnocentEnglish.com posts a new funny or cool Quick Break. The Quick Break section has today’s quick break plus previous ones so you can browse through any you missed. “I can play in the center, on the right, and occasionally on the left side.” – soccer star David Beckham, asked if...

Here is the William music youtube video for Obama, “We are the Ones”.  I think it’s even better than “Yes We Can”. It is really inspiring, and touching. And I love the way William stays mostly out of it- it so clearly isn’t any kind of ego trip. He is using his gift- his music- to help inspire...

Every day InnocentEnglish.com posts a new funny or cool Quick Break. The Quick Break section has today’s quick break plus previous ones so you can browse through any you missed. More dumb Newspaper headlines from actual newspapers. Include Your Children When Baking Cookies Police Begin Campaign to...

This is apparently from David Letterman. This is a top 10 list of funny golf caddie comments. Some of these sound like old old old jokes, but they are all pretty funny. Picture yourself having the worst golf game of your life, and this caddy “helping” you out with these comments….    How many...

The posts in this category are written by 11 year old Azure. here are some funny politicial terms I made up: democratic- wants everything to change, especially your clothes republican- hates debt, doesn’t know what to do about it. Gets annoyed easily. green- wants new forests, and wants everyone to...