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Daily Quick Break: February 28, 2008: Funny Madonna Interview Translation from Budapest’s Blikk Newspaper

Every day InnocentEnglish.com posts a new funny or cool Quick Break. The Quick Break section has today’s quick break plus previous ones so you can browse through any you missed. An Interview with Madonna which was translated from Budapest’s Blikk Newspaper: When the Evita production company came to...

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David Archuleta youtube videos: Singing Imagine and more on American Idol

 Here is the amazing youtube video of David Archuleta singing Imagine on American Idol, on February 26. He blew away the audiences, the judges and youtube listeners. Amazing job David. And after that are a few more youtube videos of David Archuleta, from way back when he was just a kid ;)...

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Cute Kitten and Parakeet playing: Kitty and bird are best friends

Here is a very very cute picture of a sweet kitten best friends with a trusting parakeet. They sleep together, play together, and relax together. The parakeet sleeps on top of the kitten, and even kisses and prunes the kitten. Very very cute and sweet.

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Daily Quick Break: February 27, 2008: Weather

Every day InnocentEnglish.com posts a new funny or cool Quick Break. The Quick Break section has today’s quick break plus previous ones so you can browse through any you missed. These funny bloopers are actual mistakes by students I have tutored in Conversational English, and are from my humor...

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Ben Affleck Jimmy Kimmel Youtube Video

This is the new Jimmy Kimmel Ben Affleck Video that Jimmy and Ben did as a follow up to Sarah Silverman’s I’m F***** Matt Damon video, that was such a youtube hit with millions of views. After 24 hours this already has millions of hits, promising to be even bigger. The video has some big names...

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Daily Quick Break: February 26, 2008: Top Internet News Anagrams of 2006

Every day InnocentEnglish.com posts a new funny or cool Quick Break. The Quick Break section has today’s quick break plus previous ones so you can browse through any you missed. Here are the top 15 internet news anagrams of 2006, plus 35 runner ups. These are anagrams of some of the popular website...

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Daily Quick Break: February 25, 2008: Science

Every day InnocentEnglish.com posts a new funny or cool Quick Break. The Quick Break section has today’s quick break plus previous ones so you can browse through any you missed. These funny bloopers are actual mistakes by students I have tutored in Conversational English, and are from my humor...

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Daily Quick Break: February 24, 2008: Best sayings 9: More of the top funny sayings

Every day InnocentEnglish.com posts a new funny or cool Quick Break. The Quick Break section has today’s quick break plus previous ones so you can browse through any you missed. Here are some more of the top funny sayings The repairman will never have seen a model quite like yours before. The...

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Daily Quick Break: February 23, 2008: Wrightisms: The Best Funny Sayings by Comedian Steven Wright

Every day InnocentEnglish.com posts a new funny or cool Quick Break. The Quick Break section has today’s quick break plus previous ones so you can browse through any you missed. Some of Steve Wrights Funny Sayings: I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he’s gone. If you’re not part of the solution,...

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Daily Quick Break: February 22, 2008: Funny Epitaphs and Tombstones from old cemeteries

Every day InnocentEnglish.com posts a new funny or cool Quick Break. The Quick Break section has today’s quick break plus previous ones so you can browse through any you missed. Most of these funny cemetery tombstone epitaphs came from graveyards in the old West, where it was often left to...

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Good books

The posts in this category are written by 11 year old Azure. these are good books worth reading. I’ll rate them one to ten. (keep in mind that this is my own opinion) 10- The arrival- a great graphic novel about a husband going off to a foreign city (wordless) 9.5 The Harry Potter books- these are...

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Underwater Car on Youtube: Video of Rinspeed’s first underwater car on Youtube: The sQuba

If you wouldn’t mind having your own James Bond 007 car, this underwater car by Rinspeed seen on this youtube video may be the one for you. The Rinspeed SQuba is a fully functional sports car with one cool little extra feature: It also goes not just ON the water, but UNDER water, as a fully...

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Invisibility Cloak On Its Way! Bends Light Waves Around It.

According to an article in the Washington Post, we are getting closer to a real “Harry Potter”-like invisibility cloak.  A nascent invisibility cloak now being tested, for example, is made of a material that bends light rays “backward,” a phenomenon thought to be impossible just a few years ago....

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Lindsay Lohan nude pics photo shoot: She isn’t quite Marilyn Monroe

The Los Angeles times blog makes a very good point about the New York magazine’s photo spread of Lindsay Lohan’s nude pics. They make the point that Lindsay Lohan is no Marilyn Monroe. Now Lindsay can be absolutely beautiful- there’s no question. But it’s a different kind of beauty.  Not the...

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Obama-Hillary Ticket? Why Hillary Clinton won’t be Obama’s VP Pick for Vice President

Feb 21, 2008: Now that it looks like Obama will get the nomination, the next question is who will he choose for VP? And the first person to come to mind to rule in and out as Vice President is Hillary Clinton. Here is why she will not be on the ticket as Obama’s running mate. 1. Hillary is too...

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Who will Obama choose for his Vice President? Who will he choose to share his ticket as VP?

In a recent Washington post political blog post, about who will be Barack Obama’s Vice President? Chris Cillizza says this about his possible VP choices: The reality is that there are lots (and lots) of people who want to be vice president and getting yourself into that final group to be considered...

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top hat picture

The posts in this category are written by 11 year old Azure. this is a nice pic of a top hat from ascottophats.co.uk I like the colors and contrast between them.

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Golf tips

The posts in this category are written by 11 year old Azure. Iv’e developed an interest in golf lately. here are some good tips: keep your eye on the ball keep your right knee relaxed twist your hips through the swing hit down on the ball, instead of trying to help it into the air keep your left...

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Buying a hat

The posts in this category are written by 11 year old Azure. for anyone thinking about buying a new hat this season, i would recommend considering these factors, if the hat you plan to buy suits four or more, it would be a good decision to buy it. the price the color (i.e if you want attention, you...

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Daily Quick Break: February 21, 2008: Religion

Every day InnocentEnglish.com posts a new funny or cool Quick Break. The Quick Break section has today’s quick break plus previous ones so you can browse through any you missed. These funny bloopers are actual mistakes by students I have tutored in Conversational English, and are from my humor...

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