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Hillary Clinton prepares to withdraw from race: Hillary will endorse Obama
Brent Budowsky wrote on Feb. 20th 2008 that Hillary Clinton Should Withdraw . He believes she is likely to withdraw March 5th and endorse Barack Obama. In fact, she has no real options left, and would sacrifice what respect and admiration and good will she has accrued by doing anything else. She...
Read more →Obama will be an inspirational President. Inspiring words ARE vitally important, to heal what has been broken
I was browsing huffingtonpost.com as I often do these, days. It has a great synthesis of the very latest political news from other sites as well as from a large number of bloggers and guest bloggers on the site. Tonight I was reading this post by Miles Mogulescu, about how far more Democrats are...
Read more →Daily Quick Break: February 20, 2008: Really Funny Bumper Stickers
Every day InnocentEnglish.com posts a new funny or cool Quick Break. The Quick Break section has today’s quick break plus previous ones so you can browse through any you missed. The best dumb and funny bumper stickers and great one liners from Tshirts and graffiti. If at first you do succeed, try...
Read more →Barack Obama Quotes: Best Quotes and Saying of Barack Obama from Speeches, books, etc.
 Here is a collection of some of the best quotes by Barack Obama. Some are inspirational quotes from his inspirational speeches, some are from his books, others from interviews. Together they are a collection of the best quotes of Barack Obama. Yes we can! I’m so overexposed, I’m making Paris...
Read more →Daily Quick Break: February 19, 2008: Top 50 Reasons It’s Great To Be a Guy
Every day InnocentEnglish.com posts a new funny or cool Quick Break. The Quick Break section has today’s quick break plus previous ones so you can browse through any you missed. It’s not always easy being a guy in this cold, cruel world. But just in case you are getting close to the end of your...
Read more →Daily Quick Break: February 18, 2008: Funny Online Personals. Dating Jokes: Real, Funny Personals and Online Dating Site Profiles
Every day InnocentEnglish.com posts a new funny or cool Quick Break. The Quick Break section has today’s quick break plus previous ones so you can browse through any you missed.  Here are some real, funny online personals, dating want ads and dating site profiles from real dating sites. Â...
Read more →bats dying in New York: “White Nose Syndrome” Mystery Disease
Thousands of bats have died in New York and Vermont, and many more will die in the coming weeks, from a mysterious illness called “White Nose Syndrome” that has not yet been identified, according to a recent article on msn. The bats may be dying of a virus, a bacteria, a fungus, toxins or some...
Read more →Britney Spears Plans New World Tour for 2008-2009
It is beginning to look like the rumors are true. Britney Spears is planning a world tour, and is currently training to get her body, her voice and her psyche ready to go. According to this article, a n insider tells the New York Post , “ Britney will be leaving the country in the next few weeks,...
Read more →Daily Quick Break: February 17, 2008: Funny Analogies:Washington Post’s Bad Analogy Contest Winners
Every day InnocentEnglish.com posts a new funny or cool Quick Break. The Quick Break section has today’s quick break plus previous ones so you can browse through any you missed. Warning: These are deliberately some of the worst, most painful, most terrible and most awful analogies ever written! He...
Read more →Daily Quick Break: February 16, 2008: Funny Bushisms: The Funniest, Saddest and Scariest Mangled Statements
Every day InnocentEnglish.com posts a new funny or cool Quick Break. The Quick Break section has today’s quick break plus previous ones so you can browse through any you missed. Bushisms: Funniest Mistakes, Blunders, Bloopers and quotes by George W. Bush (A very funny video of Bushisms)...
Read more →Daily Quick Break: February 15, 2008: Stupid Sayings and Quotes
Every day InnocentEnglish.com posts a new funny or cool Quick Break. The Quick Break section has today’s quick break plus previous ones so you can browse through any you missed. The best really stupid sayings and quotes from bumper stickers, T-shirts, & graffiti.Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice...
Read more →Daily Quick Break: February 14, 2008: Funny, Cool and Amazing Anagrams
Every day InnocentEnglish.com posts a new funny or cool Quick Break. The Quick Break section has today’s quick break plus previous ones so you can browse through any you missed. These are some really funny and amazing anagrams: The earthquakes: That queer shake Debit card: Bad credit Slot machines:...
Read more →Cute pig and puppy with valentine heart spots
Here are two cute baby animals with valentine heart spots marks or patches on them. Very cute and sweet. The first is a baby pig with heart shaped spots and the second is a puppy with a big brown heart mark Here is the baby pig. He is named, fittingly enough, Valentine. And another pic of the...
Read more →Scottish Terrier Puppy Pics and Info: Pictures and information about the Scottish Terrier Dog breed
 There are certain dog breeds that you can picture alone, and others that you just have to see together. Scottish Terrier puppies, or “Scotties†as they are affectionately referred to, are dogs that you often see in pairs. These animals love to be together and they seem to relish the role of...
Read more →Pekingese Puppy Pics and Info: Pictures and information about the Pekingese Dog breed
 For those people who need a distinctive looking pet, the Pekingese breed is a perfect fit. You will never have to worry about Pekingese puppies being confused for other types of dogs, and they provide a nice bit of companionship to go along with their distinctive look. As you might have guessed,...
Read more →English Sheperd Puppy Pics and Info: Pictures and information about the English Sheperd Dog breed
 Some folks might like their lazy dogs, and that is fine. If you are looking for an active, smart, energetic, and eager animal, then the English Shepherd breed is right up your alley. This dog is all of those things and more, which is why it is rapidly becoming one of the most popular breeds on...
Read more →Daily Quick Break: February 13, 2008: Jack Handey Quotes
Every day InnocentEnglish.com posts a new funny or cool Quick Break. The Quick Break section has today’s quick break plus previous ones so you can browse through any you missed. Funny, not so Inspirational Sayings of Jack Handey (or Jack Handy)I always thought Jack Handy was a fictional character...
Read more →Daily Quick Break: February 12, 2008: Top 20 Funny Ellen DeGeneres Jokes, Quotes and Sayings
Every day InnocentEnglish.com posts a new funny or cool Quick Break. The Quick Break section has today’s quick break plus previous ones so you can browse through any you missed. 1) Golden eagles have an interesting way of mating, where they connect in the air while flying at eighty miles an hour...
Read more →Daily Quick Break: February 11, 2008: Top 50 George Carlin jokes, quotes, sayings and lines
Every day InnocentEnglish.com posts a new funny or cool Quick Break. The Quick Break section has today’s quick break plus previous ones so you can browse through any you missed. Here are the top 50 best George Carlin jokes, quotes and one liners from his stand up routine. It wasn’t easy to narrow...
Read more →Daily Quick Break: February 10, 2008: The Best Funny Sayings by Comedian Steven Wright
Every day InnocentEnglish.com posts a new funny or cool Quick Break. The Quick Break section has today’s quick break plus previous ones so you can browse through any you missed. Here are a few more of Steve Wrights funny sayings: You know how it is when you’re walking up the stairs, and you get to...
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