Innocent English

Every day InnocentEnglish.com posts a new funny or cool Quick Break. The Quick Break section has today’s quick break plus previous ones so you can browse through any you missed. Here are some more of the top really dumb sayings I’m a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I’m perfect. I’m not...

Every day InnocentEnglish.com posts a new funny or cool Quick Break. The Quick Break section has today’s quick break plus previous ones so you can browse through any you missed. Here are the rules of manhood, just in case you didn’t get your copy as a teenager. Read it, learn it, live it. If you...

Bloomberg Will Announce he is Running for President within the next 8 weeks. Bloomberg has been quietly and not so quietly, getting all the pieces into place to begin a massive operation to get his name on the ballot in several states, according to the New York Daily News.  While most pundits...

Is Hillary Clinton the best way to ensure the Democrats LOSE? Rush Limbaugh thinks so. Rush Limbaugh isn’t only threatening to support Hillary Clinton as a sour grapes reaction. He sincerely believes that if Obama gets the nomination, the Republicans are in big trouble. If Hillary gets it, the...

Every day InnocentEnglish.com posts a new funny or cool Quick Break. The Quick Break section has today’s quick break plus previous ones so you can browse through any you missed. These funny bloopers are actual mistakes by students I have tutored in Conversational English, and are from my humor...

Every day InnocentEnglish.com posts a new funny or cool Quick Break. The Quick Break section has today’s quick break plus previous ones so you can browse through any you missed. Some of the funniest bad opening paragraphs of would be novels.The Bulwer-Lytton literary parody contest is a yearly...

Sam Lutfi, Britney Spears’ manager of sorts, drugged Britney and became very controlling, taking over every aspect of her life, according to a restraining order that Britney’s mother, Lynne filed against Sam Lutfi. All of this according to a CNN article posted Feb 5th, 2008. The 33 year old met...

June 7, 2008 Hillary tried to force her way onto the ticket Tuesday, trying to elbow her into being Obama’s Vice President. Regardless of what you think of Hillary, even her biggest supporters stated publicly that she handled Tuesday night poorly, and the next day she got the reality check of her...

Every day InnocentEnglish.com posts a new funny or cool Quick Break. The Quick Break section has today’s quick break plus previous ones so you can browse through any you missed. Funny, not so Inspirational Quotes and Sayings of Jack Handey (or Jack Handy)I always thought Jack Handy was a fictional...

Have you seen Sarah Silverman’s Surprise to Jimmy Kimmel yet, featuring Matt Damon? It’s been a hugely popular youtube video lately. First some quick background about Matt and Jimmy’s “feud”. Matt Damon and Jimmy Kimmel have been having a faux feud for over a year. It has involved several...

Here is the inspiring new video “Yes We Can” by the Black Eyed Peas, which follows Barack Obama’s inspiring “Yes We Can” speech. The video features several other celebrities, including Scarlett Johansson, Kate Walsh, John Legend, Kareem Abdul Jabar, and several others. Below it is the...

An Arrested Development movie is in the works, according to a story at Yahoo.com .  Jason Bateman told Kristin Dos Santos that Mitch Hurwitz and Ron Howard are seriously looking at making an Arrested Development movie. They have contacted the cast to see if everyone would be interested.Â...

Does the Wrecking Balm Tattoo Fading Cream system work? After visiting some different sites and forums where people have commented on and given their reviews, their ratings look like this approximately: No one claimed it totally faded their tattoo. 60% said no noticeable fading of their tattoo...

Every day InnocentEnglish.com posts a new funny or cool Quick Break. The Quick Break section has today’s quick break plus previous ones so you can browse through any you missed. Funny, not so Inspirational Sayings of Jack Handy (or Jack Handey) I always thought Jack Handy was a fictional character...

Here are the Top 10 funny mistakes and bloopers by my English Language Students, about love and romance, for Valentine’s Day. (We all make a lot of mistakes learning a new language, and some are going to be a little humorous to native speakers of that language. For instance… ) 10. I fell in love...

Every day InnocentEnglish.com posts a new funny or cool Quick Break. The Quick Break section has today’s quick break plus previous ones so you can browse through any you missed. These funny bloopers are actual mistakes by students I have tutored in Conversational English, and are from my humor...

Every day InnocentEnglish.com posts a new funny or cool Quick Break. The Quick Break section has today’s quick break plus previous ones so you can browse through any you missed. The Washington Post asked readers to assign gender to nouns, like some other languages do, and send in their noun genders...

You might think I’m jumping the gun here, on Thursday January 31, 2008, to predict the GOP and Democratic tickets. But this week has made it extremely likely this will be the final showdown for the 2008 election.  Both fields have cleared out quite a bit this week, and on the republican side, no...

 A McCain Romney Ticket is now the only viable option, in spite of their intensified feuding in recent days. McCain has to choose Romney as his VP.  Can McCain and Romney put aside their differences and their bitter battle wounds, and become the republican ticket? They don’t have much choice....

Is a Clinton-Obama Dream Ticket on it’s way? Are Hillary and Barack soon to be running mates? Would Obama be Hillary Clinton’s VP? Would Hillary be Obama’s Since the debate on Thursday night, January 31, 2008- the first time Clinton and Obama debated alone, there has been major buzz about that...