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Here are some funny universal truths: Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones. At the end of every party there is always a girl crying. Everyone who grew up in the 80’s has entered the digits 55378008 into a calculator. Reading when you’re drunk is horrible. Sharpening a pencil with a...

 The English Bulldog breed is one of the most recognizable breeds in the world, for a number of reasons. They are expensive, but these dogs can make wonderful companions and can literally become a part of the family. Breeding for the English Bulldog has been done well, so the breed has maintained...

 Few dog breeds have gotten more attention in Hollywood over the years than the Saint Bernard. In both movies and on television, this is a breed that has become known for its loving nature and its somewhat different attitude on life. For those dog lovers looking for a very large addition to the...

Though they scare many dog owners because of their wolf life appearance, Siberian Huskies are an excellent pet for most homes. The Siberian Husky breed may look mean and intimidating, but around the house, they are as loving and gentle a breed as anyone will find. In addition to that, this is a...

Because of its strong affinity for the outdoors, the Pointer breed is perfect for an owner that loves to explore and stay active. Pointers have a strong desire to hunt, especially for birds, so they double as a nice addition to any bird hunter’s home. Depending upon the bloodlines associated with...

The most popular type of dog in America is the Labrador Retriever. Lab puppies are fun loving, energetic, and extremely personable. The only downside to this breed is the fact that, often times, they are a mixed bag. Owners cannot be sure what individual characteristics their Lab puppies will have...

 Dalmatian puppies have long been the subject of firefighter lore and many dog owners love them as a pet. The Dalmatian breed itself is a very aggressive one, so not every homeowner is well suited to own one. Their beauty and reputation have made them a popular pick over the years, though. For...

 As a dog of distinction, the Weimaraner has established itself as one of the most popular pets for home and for show. The breed originally comes from Germany, where a long line of its ancestors spent countless hours roaming the forests with their masters. Today, the Weimaraner breed is one of the...

OK, so it’s not always smart to say exactly what you are thinking at work. (Alright, it’s almost NEVER smart). But if you hold it all in, that quiet ticking sound you’ll hear is the countdown till you completely lose it. So what’s the solution? How about 1) open an anonymous email account,...

Here are some funny sayings, witty one liners and thought provoking oxymorons that make you think. The future isn’t what it used to be. This man’s work cannot be underrated. Way down deep he’s shallow. Before they made him they broke the mold. Anyone who goes to a psychoanalyst should have his...

Every day InnocentEnglish.com posts a new funny or cool Quick Break. The Quick Break section has today’s quick break plus previous ones so you can browse through any you missed. Mitch Hedberg Jokes: Here are some funny quotes, jokes and one liners by stand up comedian Mitch Hedberg, who died of an...

Here are some great pics of Carmen Electra. Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Page Topic: Carmen Electra Pics: Some of the best pictures of Carmen Electra

Here are some great pics of Scarlett Johansson. Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Page Topic: Scarlett Johansson Pics: Some of the best pictures of Scarlett Johansson

 Here is an actual McDonald’s Application. Nothing was changed except the name of the applicant, Greg Bulmash, whose name was changed to John Smith to protect his anonymity. McDONALDS APPLICATION This is an actual job application a 17-year-old boy submitted at a McDonald’s fast-food establishment...

Here are some great pics of Jessica Simpson. Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Page Topic: Jessica Simpson Pics: Some of the best pictures of Jessica Simpson

Here are some great pics of Jennifer Aniston. Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Page Topic: Jennifer Aniston Pics: Some of the best pictures of Jennifer Aniston

Here are some great pics of Mariah Carey. Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Page Topic: Mariah Carey Pics: Some of the best pictures of Mariah Carey

Here are some of the top great witty quotes, funny quotes and best clever famous quotes. The man who can’t dance thinks the band is no good. ~Polish Proverb It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawnmower, snowblower or vacuum cleaner. ~Ben...

Every day InnocentEnglish.com posts a new funny or cool Quick Break. The Quick Break section has today’s quick break plus previous ones so you can browse through any you missed. Funny comebacks to stupid, dumb and funny pickup lines. Here’s some funny responses to have in mind, just in case some...

The Washington Post asked readers to assign gender to nouns, like some other languages do, and send in their noun genders and their reason. here are some of the best submissions: SWISS ARMY KNIFE – male, because even though it appears useful for a wide variety of work, it spends most of its time...