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Just in case you think punctuation doesn’t matter, check this out. Here are two versions of the same letter. The only difference is the punctuation. Which type of letter would you rather receive? DEAR JOHN LETTER ONE:  Dear John:  I want a man who knows what love is all about. You are generous,...

Mitch Hedberg Jokes: Here are some funny quotes, jokes and one liners by stand up comedian Mitch Hedberg, who died of an apparent drug overdose ioin 2005 at the age of 37, at the height of his career as a stand up comic. Thanks for the laughs, Mitch. I had a velco wallet in a casino. That sound...

1. The fact that no one understands you doesn’t mean you’re an artist. 2. I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce. 3. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental. 4. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don’t care. 5. I like you. You...

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Every day InnocentEnglish.com posts a new funny or cool Quick Break. The Quick Break section has today’s quick break plus previous ones so you can browse through any you missed. These funny bloopers are actual mistakes by students I have tutored in Conversational English, and are from my humor...

Thanks J.T. for sending these one liner jokes about jobs. Some are pretty funny puns, others are painful. But most of these quick one liner jokes about jobs are pretty clever, you have to admit…   My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned, I couldn’t concentrate....

Every day InnocentEnglish.com posts a new funny or cool Quick Break. The Quick Break section has today’s quick break plus previous ones so you can browse through any you missed. There are the best George Carlin Quotes, Jokes and Lines: If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill...

 Here’s a story about the jobs I had and tried to get. My Top 20 Jobs: A punny story. My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned, I couldn’t concentrate. Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn’t hack it, so they gave me the axe. After that I tried...

Every day InnocentEnglish.com posts a new funny or cool Quick Break. The Quick Break section has today’s quick break plus previous ones so you can browse through any you missed. These excuses were on accident claim forms of a major insurance company. ere asked for a brief statement describing their...

 Here are more funny, stupid, clever and witty one liners from T shirt slogans, bumper stickers, buttons and elsewhere. I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it. Some people are alive only because it’s illegal to kill them. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. Don’t take...

Ready to groan? Here are some more really bad puns. From stupid to mildly amusing to pretty funny, all these puns are groan-worthy. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted. A dyslexic man walks into a bra. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: “A beer...

Every day InnocentEnglish.com posts a new funny or cool Quick Break. The Quick Break section has today’s quick break plus previous ones so you can browse through any you missed. The best puns of all time are: 1. A three legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and...

Every day InnocentEnglish.com posts a new funny or cool Quick Break. The Quick Break section has today’s quick break plus previous ones so you can browse through any you missed. Here are some more of the the best funny one liners Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry. Anybody...