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 For the Wii, there are many games. But one of the best games and perhaps the best game for the Wii is “Wario Ware: Smooth Moves.” This game brings really emphasizes movement done with the Wii controller. In fact, it’s all movement with the controller and there’s no need to press buttons....

Almost everybody has heard of Guitar Hero 2. A lot of people have it. But for those who don’t have it and want it, this Guitar Hero review will definitely help you decide if you really want it.  Guitar Hero 2 is basically a videogame with a guitar shaped controller. In the game, you play songs...

          So are there really cheat codes for Guitar Hero 2? Yes there are. But even though they’re in the game labeled as cheat codes, they’re not what you think of at first. At first, you’d probably think that the Guitar Hero 2 cheat codes help you play perfectly. Or you would...

 First there was the God of War game; a game that was filled with bloody violence. Then there came God of War 2; a continuation of God of War. When it came out, many were excited and eager to play the game. But for those who have played the first God of War and not the second, this God of War 2...

There have been many new game system releases this year. There’s been the Sony Play Station PS3, the Xbox 360 and the Wii. But which one is the best? Well, this review will give you a pretty good idea of where each game system stands.  One of the new game systems is the PS3. An idea created by...

 In 2004, Sony released a new portable game system called the PSP (Playstation Portable). Gamers everywhere were eager to get their hands on this PSP that cost $250. But in 2007, another version of the PSP came out. Why? Because Sony believed that the PSP needed an upgrade. But which one is really...

Vice President Dick Cheney has won the coveted “Person of the Year” award in Hell, according to anonymous inside sources who leaked the news on the condition of anonymity. The leak comes three weeks ahead of the official announcement. When asked to confirm or deny the news, the Office of Hell...

With around two decades of The Simpsons (Shouldn’t Homer he be about 60 by now?!?) it’s not easy to pick out the top 20 Best funny quotes by Homer Simpson, but we couldn’t help but give it a try. So,here are the top 20 best funny quotes and lines from one of the world’s most beloved...

Bush opposed to impeaching Cheney “You and I are a civilized nation. We shouldn’t throw peaches at anyone. President George W. Bush today commented on the impending House vote to impeach Cheney, brought to the floor by Dennis Kucinich. A Washington Post reporter asked President Bush “Mr....

Here is a transcript of Rudolph Giuliani’s stump speech, “There are 911 reasons to vote for me”, which he has given a version of at every campaign stop over the last few months. Good morning to all of you, and thanks for coming out today. Our crowd counters tell me there are somewhere...

After failed negotiations, the writers strike could begin at any moment. Here at InnocentEnglish Scoop we are, with much anticipation and concern, counting down the seconds until the writers strike officially begins. Unless some last-second deal occurs, which currently appears most unlikely, in a...

When Jerry Seinfeld appeared on Larry King recently, to promote Bee Movie, Larry King said to him “You gave it up right? They didn’t cancel you, you canceled them?” Seinfeld, obviously not very used to such a preposterous question, replied “You’re not aware of this? You think I got canceled?…. Do...

 InnocentEnglish.com Scoop: Tomorrow’s News Today * Has Barbie Gone Bad? Barbie, after being a role model for pre-teens everywhere (except most third world countries, where parents may not fully appreciate spending four months’ wages on an inedible plastic doll) may have finally succumbed to...

“Bee Movie” movie review, from:  InnocentEnglish.com Scoop: Tomorrow’s News Today *  InnocentEnglish.com Scoop is proud to be the first website to offer a review of Jerry Seinfield’s “Bee Movie”. The cast of “Bee Movie” includes Jerry Seinfeld, Renee Zellweger, Matthew Broderick, John Goodman,...

InnocentEnglish.com Scoop: Tomorrow’s News Today * China offers a new twist to the 2009 Solar Eclipse Tours: There has been a lot of talk lately about 2009 solar eclipse tours- “Get yours before it’s too late”. The best place to see the eclipse is parts of Asia, and China is one of the...

Here is a global warming letter published in a newspaper. The writer is concerned that the 2007 change of daylight savings time is a big mistake, as it will increase the number of hours every day the sun will shine, and therefore increase global warming. Didn’t congress consider this before they...

Celebrity news flash: dateline: 5 minutes ago: This morning, Britney lost visitation rights to her two children, shortly after which she got them back, lost them again, got them reinstated, failed to comply with the judge’s conditions, thereby losing them again, after which they were reinstated...

 At the bottom of the page, in the comment section, please leave your own scary but true ghost stories about ghosts, real haunted houses and other true but creepy topics.  Here is my scary but true Ghost story. I promise that this is a true story, not exaggerated or stretched in any way. I lived...

I had always wanted a Casio Pathfinder- they have an altimeter and barometer, and now they even have a compass, a temperature gauge, solar charging and even the atomic radio signal from Fort Collins. Of course, the altimeter isn’t exact, it’s based on barometric pressure which changes. But if you...

I’m not anti-Hillary. But like many others, I feel that what she is missing is genuine authenticity and heart. There has been much discussion lately about her recently appearing laugh, or “cackle”. Some have said it is geninue, but most see it as a deliberate and measured way of deflecting...