Innocent English

I have never been a fan of Rush Limbaugh, either as a talk show host or as a political view-holder. so I’m surprised to find myself, in this particular case, actually defending him. The issue is around a term he used during a call in on his show, “phoney soldiers”. A website just this statement...

Here are the rules of manhood, just in case you didn’t get your copy as a teenager. Read it, learn it, live it. If you don’t follow these rules, you are breaking the male code. This is bad karma, and may create judgmental glares by other men. Â Â 1. Under no circumstances may two men share an...

Here is a list of rules that men secretly wish women followed. If you don’t believe it, ask your guy, but first convince him he won’t get in trouble for being honest.   Rules For Women  This is a list of rules that guys wished women knew…  1. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it’s up put it...

Ever have trouble decoding personal dating ads or online dating profiles? Well, this handy guide will help clarify any confusion, helping you intelligently and informatively wade through all the personal ads and dating profiles so you can choose the right person for you. Take a look. Â...

Ever wonder where the names of the 50 states came from? Not recently? Well, you still might find it interesting to glance through some of these. While many of us already learned the origins of our own state, drilled into us in 5th grade history, many of us have forgotten, and very few of us know...

Every have trouble understanding what the opposite sex is thinking? This short, handy guide helps you translate what they are saying into what they are meaning. Read it, learn it, and check it out for yourself. You will never misunderstand or have communication problems again. Â Translation...

Here are some more of the of the best funny thoughts We all can’t be heroes. Somebody has to sit on the sides and clap as they go by. We found Jesus – he was behind the sofa all along. We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police. Welcome to Hell. Here’s your copy of...

Here are some more of the top funny sayings The repairman will never have seen a model quite like yours before. The revolution will not be televised. The reward of a thing well done is to have done it. The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it. The shortest...

Here are some more humorous sayings and silly or witty quotes Religion cannot be without morality, but morality may arrive without religion. Roses are FF0000, violets are 0000FF, all of my base are belong to you. Save the whales. Collect the whole set. Save water – take a bath with your neighbor’s...

Here are some more of the best stupid and witty one liners Matrimony isn’t a word, it’s a sentence. Maybe this world is another planet’s hell. Microsoft is not the answer. Microsoft is the question. ‘No’ is the answer. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life. Money is the root of all...

Here are some more of the best funny and stupid lines and quotes If you don’t care where you are, then you ain’t lost. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it. If you put it off long enough, it might go away. If you tell the truth you don’t have to remember...

Here are some more of the top really dumb sayings I’m a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I’m perfect. I’m not normally a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me, Superman! I’m not paranoid, they really are after me. If 50 million people say a foolish thing, it’s still a foolish...

Here are some more of the best really funny sayings For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism. For every problem there is one solution which is simple, neat and wrong. For good, return good. For evil, return justice. Free speech carries with it some freedom to listen. Freedom of...

Here are some more Funny stupid sayings Don’t be humble, you’re not that great. Don’t be irreplaceable. If you can’t be replaced, you can’t be promoted. Don’t be sexist. Broads hate that. Don’t believe everything you think. Don’t cry because its over, smile because it happened. Don’t let yesterday...

Here are some more of the the best funny one liners Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry. Anybody with money to burn will easily find someone to tend the fire. Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening. Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun...

A friend sent me this list of favorite one liners that someone had sent her. There are some great sayings, quotes and one liners here. Much thanks to whoever collected them. 43% of all statistics are worthless. 7/5th of all people do not understand fractions. 99% of lawyers are giving the rest a...

I’ll talk about fucoxanthin- a supplement that’s an extract found in brown sea weed, or kelp, in second. But first, let me say that when I got my Master’s degree in Educational Pychology, with an emphasis on Teaching English as a Second Language, I took linguistics courses that explored...

Here are some great pics of Vanessa Hudgens. These aren’t the photos you may have heard about- Vanesssa had a picture taken on a cell phone when she was alone with her boyfriend, and those pics have been making the rounds on the internet. Everyone can make mistakes, and it seems it takes celebs...

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