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Here are some great pics of Nicole Richie. Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Page Topic: Nicole Richie Pics: Some of the best pictures of Nicole Richie

Hey Ryan Ross, from Denver Colorado- If you worked in sales at a very fine business (not so much) that is now long gone, and if you got published in a popular magazine, I’ve tried to find you online and in the book a few times but failed. I’d love to catch up, so send me an email if you stumble...

So you’ve probably seen the membership sites for finding old lost friends online. The problem is that you’ll only find old friends if they happen to join the same site, and there are several of them. Here is a different approach.  The Lost Friend Message Pages. People love to google themselves,...

Here are some of the most amazing golf shots and putts every captured on video. The first two with Tiger Woods and Fuzzy Zoeller are really amazing. Amazing Fuzzy Zoeller golf shot: [youtube zKcBTaTed0Q nolink] Â Â Amazing Tiger Woods golf shot: [youtube G6DCW_Yoy5Q nolink] Â Â Amazing Jacob...

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Here are some of the best pictures of Paris Hilton:(We wanted to include a few Paris Hilton videos, but we couldn’t find any appropriate vids for a family site) Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Page Topic: Paris Hilton Pics: Some of the best pictures of Paris Hilton

Here is the top 100 most popular boy and girl baby names for 2006 to 2008 taken from the social security card registration database . These hot baby names are from 2006. the 2007 most popular baby names won’t be released until 2008. However, the change from year to year is generally very minimal,...

1. Hi there. Do you flush here often? 2. My name? Just call me Senator McLovin. 3. So, um, you wanna give it a whirl? 4. If I could rearrange the alphabet I’d put U and I and P together 5. Will you still respect me in 2 minutes? 6. I’ve gotta hand it to you. You can really hold my own. 7....

A friend of mine wrote this and sent it to me for Innocent English. It’s her true story of her journey towards becoming de-tattooed. I can’t quite tell if it’s a funny essay, a tattoo removal guide, or just some journal therapy.  However you categorize it, I found it entertaining and funny...

A friend sent me this list of oxymorons. Some are literally oxymorons and others are more a commentary on failings of companies, etc. There are some pretty funny ones here, and a few real gems. Enjoy. Act naturally Found missing Resident alien Advanced BASIC Genuine imitation Airline food Good...

Same planet, different worlds? Probably just about everyone has had some relationship moments that felt like that. Here’s a case in point:  Her Diary Saturday night I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I...

Good Pickup lines: here are some great (and stupid) funny pickup lines and chat up lines. Some are sweet, some cheesy, some bad, but hey, some just might be worth a try…    Are you a parking ticket? You got fine written all over you. Hey aren’t you forgetting something? Me! Baby did you fart,...

 SORRY- THE FREE JOKE LINE IS TEMPORARILY INACTIVE. WE’LL LET YOU KNOW WHEN IT’S BACK UP. Do you want to tell  a good  joke to hundreds, or even thousands of people? Call the InnocentEnglish Joke line (a toll free 1-800 number) and leave one of your favorite jokes, for site visitors to listen...

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