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Best Famous Quotes by: Theocritus of Chios, Brock Chisholm, Shirley Chisholm, Meg Chittenden, Margaret Cho, Pema Chodron, Mary Cholmondeley, Noam Chomsky, Kate Chopin, Deepak Chopra, Agatha Christie, Queen Christina, Chrysippus, Saint John Chrysostom, Chuang-tzu, F. Forrester Church, Charles...

Best Famous Quotes by: Claude T Bissell, David Bissonette, Susan J. Bissonette, Lester R Bittel, Lawrence Bixby, Diana Black, Baron Patrick Maynard Stuart Blackett, William Blackstone, Antoinette Brown Blackwell, Lawana Blackwell, Blade, Toledo Blade, Hugh Blair, Paxton Blair, Tom Blair, Tony...

  Everybody loves a good yo’ momma joke. Well, everyone except maybe yo momma.   Yo mama is so old, I told her to act her own age, and she died.   Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.   Yo momma is so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to...

  Here are some funny short jokes   I once wrote a book called How to Keep an Idiot Entertained for Hours. It went like this: To keep an idiot entertained for hours, read the next sentence. To keep an idiot entertained for hours, read the previous sentence.” It didn’t sell very well. I thought...

  These lol jokes will make you literally laugh out loud, or you get every penny of your money back.   A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop and looks around frowning. Finally the pro asks her what she wants. “I can’t find any green golf balls,” the blonde golfer complains. The pro looks all...

  For a while I tried a free joke of the day section of Innocent English. Here are some of the best jokes of the day that were selected:   A lady, at pedestrian crossing, waiting to cross the road saw the little Green Man and heard the audible sound so duly crossed over to the other pavement....

  While most sites charge you $10, $20 or even $1000 per joke, for a limited time, you can look at these jokes absolutely free! Yes, it’s hard to believe, but you will not be charged at all to look at these very rare and valuable free jokes. So enjoy, and never forget how lucky you really are....

Here are some funny Christian jokes, bible jokes, sermon jokes and Sunday school jokes A man, down on his luck, went into a church which catered to the “uppity”. Spotting the man’s dirty clothes a deacon, worried about the churches image, went to the man and asked him if he needed help. The man...

  Here are some pretty good jokes about nuptials, weddings, tying the knot. You get the idea.   Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence (a life sentence!).   Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor’s Degree and the woman gets her Masters.   A man inserted an ‘ad’ in...

  Here are some pretty funny blonde jokes. If they are over your head, don’t dye.     A young woman said to her doctor, “You have to help me, I hurt all over.” “What do you mean?” said the doctor. The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled, “Ow, that hurts.” Then she...

  Here are some classic funny doctor jokes.   A pipe burst in a doctor’s house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived, unpacked his tools, did mysterious plumber-type things for a while, and handed the doctor a bill for $600. The doctor exclaimed, “This is ridiculous! I don’t even make that...

    No, these aren’t jokes FOR blondes, they are jokes ABOUT blondes. The jokes FOR blondes are in the kids jokes section…   A blonde and a redhead met for dinner after work and were watching the 6 o’clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge. The blonde bet...

  These jokes aren’t too harsh, but they poke a little fun at those emo kids.   How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? 3. One to replace it, & two to write a poem about how they miss the old one.   What do you say to an emo kid to make him cry outside the mall? Anything. Â...

  Funny Jewish jokes: Here are some of the best good-natured Jewish jokes we could find. (These jokes are not meant to offend. This site has the intention of respecting all people, while also poking a little fun. )   A man calls his mother in Florida. “Mom, how are you?” “Not too good,” says...

  Knock, knock. Who’s here? Some of the best (and by “best” I mean most painful) knock knock jokes around, that’s who.   Knock Knock. Who’s there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door!   Knock Knock. Who’s there? Abyssinia! Abyssinia who? Abyssinia behind bars one of...

  Here are some more clean, funny kids jokes for kids and children   What do you get when you peel a banana? A pair of slippers!   I dreamed I ate a 15 lb marshmallow and when I woke up my pillow was gone.   A Little boy wrote a letter to God, asking him for $100. He addressed to envelope...

  Here are some good funny and clean kid’s jokes and children’s jokes.   How do you fix a broken chimp? With a monkey wrench!   How do monkeys get down the stairs? They slide down the banana-ster!   How do you train King Kong? You hit him with a rolled up newspaper building!   Why did...

  Here are the original names of celebs and other famous people. Most changed their name to make a more “user friendly” name for people to remember. Many were foreign names changed to sound more American. Others just wanted a more memorable hook… here is a list of the original, first names...

This is one of the coolest illusions ever! Look at these pictures up close. What do you see? Then move several feet away from the monitor. What do you see now? Page Topic: Faces Optical Illusion: The face changes depending on your distance.

This is a really amazing photograph of a railroad track bridge. Is it an optical illusion, or just a really cool visual experience? Just slowly scroll down and imagine yourself there. A little wind, the smell of hot tar, and maybe if you are a thrill seeker, the sound of a train whistle quickly...