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Movie Quotes from I Love You, Alice B. Toklas!: Quotes from the movie I Love You, Alice B. Toklas!
I’m probably the hippest guy around here. I’m so hip, it hurts! Kiss my butterfly! Teeth, teeth, and yet more teeth! Wedding? What wedding? What are these LSD clothes he’s wearing? Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘I Love You, Alice B. Toklas!’: Quotes from the movie ‘I Love You, Alice B. Toklas!’
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1) I hope you named him after me. 2) Actually i did, Yes I’ve grown quiet fond of little dick. be careful you have a quarter in your sandwich Gee, I don’t know. I’ve only been a Hardy Boy for 5 minutes. He sent me on a wild goose chase Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘I Love Trouble’: Quotes from the...
Read more →Movie Quotes from When Time Ran Out…: Quotes from the movie When Time Ran Out…
–Dammit, man! We have a contract! –Toss it down the crater. –It’s not good, Mr. Spangler. –What’s not good, John? –All this seismic disturbance. This indicates unusual magna activity. About an hour ago we recorded twelve tons per square inch. That’s a pretty big hill of beans! I don’t need the...
Read more →Movie Quotes from I Got the Hook Up: Quotes from the movie I Got the Hook Up
Girl: Can I ge- Blue:No! I can say no in alot of different ways, French- No-we-o Spanish- El No-o Baby talk- Uh Uh Black people- HELL NO Girl:First of all who you callin little punk bitch motha fucker,I got strech marks bigger than you, anyways yo grandmas a BIOTCH! UH– Blue:Yo breath smells like...
Read more →Movie Quotes from I Could Go on Singing: Quotes from the movie I Could Go on Singing
Do YOU think you can make me sing? I can’t be spread so thin … it’s just not worth all the deaths I have to die. I could go on singing. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘I Could Go on Singing’: Quotes from the movie ‘I Could Go on Singing’
Read more →Movie Quotes from I Come in Peace: Quotes from the movie I Come in Peace
….and you go in pieces Extra-terrestrial drug dealer: I come in peace. Jack: And you go in pieces , asshole! Ok this guy is level 2. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘I Come in Peace’: Quotes from the movie ‘I Come in Peace’
Read more →Movie Quotes from I Capture the Castle: Quotes from the movie I Capture the Castle
But dreams are like a drug: the magic doesn’t last and then the pain is worse than knives. I said I would never fall in love; I said love was a murderous thing; And it is, and I’m floating on air. There is only one page left to write on. I will fill it with words of only one syllable. I love. I...
Read more →Movie Quotes from Hush… Hush, Sweet Charlotte: Quotes from the movie Hush… Hush, Sweet Charlotte
1) You’re a vile sorry little Bitch ! 2) How was I to know that it would end in murder – when John being butchered ! Is my cousin one of your things? Morning, Miss Charlotte. What do you think I asked you here for? Company? Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Hush… Hush, Sweet Charlotte’: Quotes from...
Read more →Movie quotes from Five Graves to Cairo, Five Weeks in a Balloon and Fixer, The. Great Movie quotes and lines.
Can a country that belches understand a country that sings? (Talking about the germans and the italians) It’s not one brother that matters. It’s a million brothers. –Trafficking in human lives is everone’s concern. Either you’re for it or you’re against it. –Well, I’m for it. I committed no crime,...
Read more →Movie Quotes from Hush: Quotes from the movie Hush
A God in the kitchen and a devil in the bedroom. Here ducks. I feed ’em the whole pharmacy IM TRYING TO, BITCH!!! Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Hush’: Quotes from the movie ‘Hush’
Read more →Movie Quotes from Hurry Sundown: Quotes from the movie Hurry Sundown
Ain’t that a good thing. Don’t bother me. Don’t you rattle your skeleton in my court! Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Hurry Sundown’: Quotes from the movie ‘Hurry Sundown’
Read more →Movie Quotes from Hurlyburly: Quotes from the movie Hurlyburly
Kevin SPacey: Eddie, it’s 6:15 in the morning and your toking up. Have a donut, why dont you. Have a muffin, why dont you. Have some coffee, why dont you. Sean Penn: No! That caffine is poision! Kevin Spacey: Oh, and I suppose that blow your shooting up your knows it healthy? Mickey: You don’t know...
Read more →Movie Quotes from When Harry Met Sally…: Quotes from the movie When Harry Met Sally…
I love that you get cold when it’s 71 degrees out. I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich. I love that you get a little crinkle above your nose when you’re looking at me like I’m nuts. I love that after I spend the day with you, I can still smell your perfume on my clothes....
Read more →Movie Quotes from When a Stranger Calls: Quotes from the movie When a Stranger Calls
– What do you want?!?! – Your blood……. all over me!!!!! 1/ What do you want?!?!?!? ____2/ …..your blood…….ALLL OVER MEEE!!!! Have you checked the children? Have you checked the children?? Have you checked the epitoms? Have YOU??? Stop calling me, you sick… This is a hospital, Mr. Clifford. Not a...
Read more →Movie Quotes from When a Man Loves a Woman: Quotes from the movie When a Man Loves a Woman
Going on another trip? (he nods) Bad decision. I miss you…when you go. I think I could love you again if you could, for once, say ‘I don’t know.’ I’m afraid of the rollercoaster…you know when people make up and break up and make up and break up… i dont want that. It’s a press on tattoo! It’s...
Read more →Movie quotes from Famous, Fantasia/2000 and Fantasm. Great Movie quotes and lines.
I always tell the girls never take it seriously. If you never take it seriously then you never get hurt. If you never get hurt then you always have fun, and if you ever get lonely you can just go to the record store and visit your friends. can i have another stick-thingy, please?? Run for your...
Read more →Movie Quotes from Howling, The: Quotes from the movie Howling, The
Repression is the father of neurosis. We should never try to deny the beast, the animal in us. Silver bullets or fire. That’s the only way to get rid of the damned things. Thank God! You’re different. I watch you on TV. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Howling, The’: Quotes from the movie ‘Howling,...
Read more →Movie Quotes from Howards End: Quotes from the movie Howards End
Discussion keeps a house alive. I didn’t do wrong. Did I? You’re so clever, yet so good. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Howards End’: Quotes from the movie ‘Howards End’
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