Innocent English

1) Lower than Geek! Name a letter! 2) F! 1) Freak, fool, fungus! 3) D! 1) dip-shit, duschbag, dumbass! 1) Maybe we could hang out sometime…troll for some skank, or skank for some troll, or…something? 1) Sorry about–your mouth… 2) Funny, that’s the first complaint I’ve had about it yet! 1)do you...

(Daughter while trying on dress) (Imitating Sean Connery) Buns of steel. I’d steal her buns if I could. (Nick):You have a boyfriend? You’re only 13 years old.(Alex): Am I? I thought I was 15.(Nick): We’re gonna be fine. -I realize I haven’t been the perfect dad. -Understatement of the century. 1)...

(MS. FRANK) You look a little old for a student. (CLAIRE) I’m not. We…we met at a party. (MRS. FRANK) Sounds about right. Never understood how a girl that wild got all A’s. Sure didn’t get it from me. They wanted to put her in a special school for the gifted when she was young. Maddie wouldn’t hear...

Blanche, you know we got rats in the cellah? Blanche-Jane, I was watching. Jane-Than you’re an idiot. Blanche: Jane, I was watching. Jane: Then you’re an idiot! Blanche: You wouldn’t be able to do these awful things to me if I weren’t still in this chair! Jane: Butcha are, Blanche! Ya are in that...

Keep tomorrow for me. no one hits a german girl Well, this is quite some toy you have yourselves here, gentlemen. I suppose you want me to put it back in its box? What do you mean she’s activated? Page Topic: Movie quotes from Escape to Athena, Europa and Eve of Destruction. Great Movie quotes and...

And I’m not a thief, really. I’ve never found anything worth keeping. Every word of this film is written in pencil, in my own handwriting. I want school bombing … I do. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘How I Won the War’: Quotes from the movie ‘How I Won the War’

–Because the owners are not savages. They are men, too, like us. –Men, yes. But not like us. They have power and we have none. That is a good old man, you are. They are a living truth written on my mind. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘How Green Was My Valley’: Quotes from the movie ‘How Green Was...

(1) We only know what we and others have seen, and no one has ever seen a suicide brought back. (2) Stick around, chief. You ain’t seen nothing yet. (1)Were you proud of your own kids? (2)Of course. (1)Oh well, that’s an easy bullshit answer. Wanna put some thought behind it? …That’s why I had to...

#1: I want some peace and quiet! #2: I’ll be quiet. #3:…I’ll be peace. (After bob has his aroms around lilly) DOn’t touch my sister, (then dives off the portch and onto bob) ahahahahahahha (Live on Goodmornig America, Bob starts pulls out a paper bag and appears to start puking in it) Sorry. False...

(In the extras on the dvd) I’m peach, she’s pear. You see, our mother was slightly obsessed with fruits. I have a brother, pineapple. 1: Oh put a cork in it Clarissa. 2: Maybe someone should’ve put a cork in it seventeen years ago. 1.Darling, darling, all I’m saying is before we let this...

Glenn Close: I’m so sorry. It’s just I’m not used to people hugging me or touching me. Jeremy Irons (to Glenn Close): Sometimes I wish Mother was here so I could send you back to her. Jeremy Irons: Play properly Farrah! journals must be kept so that we understand the relationships between events....

It is a cursed place. Piano wire. He must have heard her singing. This movie sucks major dick since I can’t find it anywhere to rent it or buy it. I recommend not trying to look since the CIA has secretly hidden all of the known copies as it has links to the Al Quada network or terror spies. Where...

Americans, they do not deserve what they have. They have the eyes of small children who are forever looking for the next source of distraction, entertainment, sweet taste in the mouth. We are not like them. We acknowledge opportunities when we see them and we do not throw away God’s blessing. she...

husbands should be like money – silent and influential Love me, but don’t tell me so. We resist the great temptations but it is the little ones that eventually pull us down. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘House of Mirth, The’: Quotes from the movie ‘House of Mirth, The’

–I see glimpses of a strange world…a world of people who are dead and yet alive. –It is a place from which I’ve just returned. I have here a collection of the world’s most astonishing horrors. It frightens me. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘House of Frankenstein’: Quotes from the movie ‘House of...

dont get behind me .stay back there to eat the smoke dont stay behind me . get back there and eat my smoke . you are so dump Excuse me, the baby panda, is it fried in honey? I think I’m still looking for a man who can excite me as much as a baked potato. Page Topic: Movie quotes from Eat My Dust!,...

1) How did you keep the parents quiet!? 2) I did it with Matt. 1,2,3,4,5,6) MAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Good Morning…… We’re having a party WHOOOOPIIIEEEE! Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘House Arrest’: Quotes from the movie ‘House Arrest’

–You’re under arrest. –For what? –Murder. –Not today, tomorrow, or ever. I killed a lot of men I didn’t know between 1861 and 1865. If this were back east, I could make law the way they do. But the best thing I can do out here is buy it. Too bad you don’t listen to your doctor. You don’t have...