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Movie Quotes from Hound of the Baskervilles, The: Quotes from the movie Hound of the Baskervilles, The

I have established a right of way though the center of od middleton’s park, slap across it, sir, whithin a hundered years…. Quick, Watson, the needle. They were footprints of a giant hound. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Hound of the Baskervilles, The’: Quotes from the movie ‘Hound of the...

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Movie Quotes from Wet Hot American Summer: Quotes from the movie Wet Hot American Summer

(1) You french good. (2) You’re not so bad yourself Mr. Man. -McKinley’s a fag… -McKinley’s a fag, with Ben! -What are we gonna do?! -You guys, I’m really going to miss this place -Me too. -Hey, let’s all promise that 10 years from today we’ll meet again and we’ll see what kind of people we’ve...

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Movie Quotes from Westworld: Quotes from the movie Westworld

get this boy a bib………………. he needs his momma!! Get this boy a boy a bib. He needs his mama. I feel like a real man. john …….. this place is really fun! Sloppy with your drink Sloppy with your drink, get this boy a bib, he needs his mama Sloppy with your drink. The holidays of your life. We aren’t...

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Movie Quotes from West Side Story: Quotes from the movie West Side Story

(Riff Sings) When your a Jet your a Jet all the way; from your first cigarette until your last dying day! -Somethin’s comin. I dunno what it is but it is gonna be great. 1) An American tragedy 2) POW 1) Oh poo! 3) Oobly poo 4) Now when the sharks come you chicks cut out huh? 1) We might and then...

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Movie quotes from Double Trouble, Down the Drain and Down Will Come Baby. Great Movie quotes and lines.

‘Could I Fall in Love’ ‘Double Trouble’ I may be a lawyer or I may be a thief. I don’t know which is worse, but there are some things I will not do. i’m not amelia i’m robin Page Topic: Movie quotes from Double Trouble, Down the Drain and Down Will Come Baby. Great Movie quotes and lines.

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Movie Quotes from Hot Stuff: Quotes from the movie Hot Stuff

don’t be getting funny when your getting funny with my name remember to speak up, why?, because they’re deaf tomorrow at noon you may climb me Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Hot Stuff’: Quotes from the movie ‘Hot Stuff’

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Movie Quotes from Hot Spot, The: Quotes from the movie Hot Spot, The

–Don’t you ever knock? –Only when it’s not expected. George is dead…You might say he died in the saddle. I’m sorry about the other day. I must have had the book open to the wrong place. That’s more fun than eating cotton candy barefooted. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Hot Spot, The’: Quotes from...

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Movie Quotes from Hospital, The: Quotes from the movie Hospital, The

Eight days ago you showed up half-stoned for a simple nephrectomy, botched it, put the patient in failure and damn near killed him. Then, pausing only to send in your bill, you flew off. I mean, where do you train your nurses, Mrs. Christie? Dachau? Now what the hell am I going to tell this boy...

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Movie Quotes from Welcome to the Dollhouse: Quotes from the movie Welcome to the Dollhouse

Barry, why don’t you play an A for Steve. Brandon, I’m sorry. I don’t mean to be a cunt! Brandon: Why do you hang out with that faggot? Dawn: Ralphie? Brandon: Yeah. Dawn: Just because he’s a faggot doesn’t mean he’s in asshole. Brandon:Why did you hurry off like that? Dawn:I was in a rush....

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Movie Quotes from Welcome Home, Roxy Carmichael: Quotes from the movie Welcome Home, Roxy Carmichael

(Dinky’s pig is eating out of another animal’s bowl.) Dinky: Dave… Dave… Dave, don’t be such a cliche! Dave, try and be a cut above! Show some manners! Now, let’s all try and have a nice family meal. Oh Dave, don’t be such a cliche’. Denton: God, these are ugly flowers. Dinky (reading her poem):...

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Movie Quotes from Horror House On Highway Five: Quotes from the movie Horror House On Highway Five

Don’t go down there…. AAhh, It’s your funeral!! fucking brain maggots!!! fucking mind maggots Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Horror House On Highway Five’: Quotes from the movie ‘Horror House On Highway Five’

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Movie quotes from Devils, The, Diamonds for Breakfast and Diary of a Hit Man. Great Movie quotes and lines.

Sin can be caught as easily as the plague. You have turned the house of the Lord into a circus and its people into clowns. Imperial jewels of Russia. Hey, Dekker! Page Topic: Movie quotes from Devils, The, Diamonds for Breakfast and Diary of a Hit Man. Great Movie quotes and lines.

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Movie Quotes from Hope and Glory: Quotes from the movie Hope and Glory

All my life nothing ever quite matched the perfect joy of that moment. My school lay in ruins with a beckoning of stolen days. I don’t have friends. I have relations! Look, they’re coming this way. The future on the march. I curse you volts, watts, and amps. Now it’s patriotic to be poor. They’re...

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Movie Quotes from Honkytonk Man: Quotes from the movie Honkytonk Man

Honkytonk man. No sweeter cheater than you. Not growing up to be a cotton picker all my life. Sir…I think you should let the boy drive. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Honkytonk Man’: Quotes from the movie ‘Honkytonk Man’

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Movie Quotes from Honky Tonk Freeway: Quotes from the movie Honky Tonk Freeway

I slept with over 300 men in Paducah, Kentucky – and it wasn’t easy to find that many. The International House of Pancakes is the one consistent thing in my life. Yep…goin’ to the Super Bowl. You, you’re crazy. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Honky Tonk Freeway’: Quotes from the movie ‘Honky Tonk...

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Movie Quotes from Weird Science: Quotes from the movie Weird Science

You know Gary, for the first time in my life; I don’t feel like a total dick. (1) are u ok?? (2) well beside the fact my balls are half way up my ass i’m fine (1) It’s a joke Chet! (2) That’s not a joke, that’s a severe behavioral disorder. Those are women’s underpants! The next thing you know...

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Movie Quotes from Honeymoon Machine, The: Quotes from the movie Honeymoon Machine, The

–The truth of it is, Mr. Howard, and this may hurt, you are a nice fellow. –I deny that. –What system do you use? –The capitalist system. El Mira. I’m a scientist. All scientists are poor, it’s the law. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Honeymoon Machine, The’: Quotes from the movie ‘Honeymoon...

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