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hearse driver: Just room for one inside, sir! Those dead people sure are smart! I’m Margaret De Lorca, Sergeant. As you said, Edie would never hurt a fly. Shuffle off to Buffalo. Page Topic: Movie quotes from Dead of Night, Dead Pit, The and Dead Ringer. Great Movie quotes and lines.

Doris: I want my two rings and my money belt! Martha: Stop raising your voice, you’re not in your classroom now! Isn’t that cute? Mama, I’m not your little girl. Not only are you pregnanat. You are disgusting! You’re the hottest bitch I’ve ever seen! Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Honeymoon...

–You shot my partner. –Yeah, man, and you could have paid me back if you would have brought your gun. That was your mistake, man. If he had any self-respect, he’d work for a living. The FBI couldn’t find Joe Frazier in a bowl of rice. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Homicide’: Quotes from the movie...

#1: Got another one? #2: [Quoting a Bible verse] What has man profited if he gains the whole world and loses a soul. #1: Too hard to remember. #1: Jesus wept. #1: Got another one? #2: [Quoting a Bible verse] What has man profited if he gains the whole world and loses a soul. #1: Too hard to...

Look, , I know… that you’re shy, and I know that you’ve been hurt, so… I’m gonna make this really easy on you. If you come upstairs, you’re gonna get laid You know, some of us will never, ever find true love… like, take for instance… me. And I’m pretty sure that guy right over there. And the lady...

(1) Oh, you’re gay! (2) Oh, yeah – the gayest! (i)At least I can spell…what can you do? (ii)…Throw a mean yo-yo (i)What are you doing? (ii)I only eat the brown ones… (i)Because? (ii)’Cause I figure they have less artificial coloring, ’cause chocolate’s already brown. 1) have you ever loved someone...

1: What’s with the socks? 2: It’s a golf themed bachelorette party. NickWeddings are a celebration of love and commitment… in utopia. In the real world they’re an excuse to drink excessively and say things you shouldn’t. a Every woman has the exact love life she wants heres to the husbands who’ve...

Jerry: You think the guy who makes the toilets for a space shuttle gets to see the plans for the rest of it? Simon: You don’t remember me? What about the senile old broad? Or the little blind kid? Or that thing that chopped you up like deli fucking meat?! –Bet you’d sure like to be back in Texas?...

Hello MARV Hey, Marv! I think I’m gonna like it here! Snow.. fall! Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Home Alone 4’: Quotes from the movie ‘Home Alone 4’

flame Good. Better. Best. Never let it rest, ’til your good is Better and your better is BEST! my favorite SURPRISE!!!! Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Holy Man’: Quotes from the movie ‘Holy Man’

(Jeremy in Bed) What the FUCKS going on here.. (Jeremy) I hope you crash your bike and break your two front teeth, while you leave me here in the trenches takin’ grenades you selfish son-of-a-bitch!! –Congradulations, Kathleen. –Thank you. –Hell of a season, pal. –Hell of a season. …Harry Potter,...

Accuracy equals focusing on a point. Arrow makers were called fletchers. That’s where the last name came from. Clowns get hit with pies. How’s the weather business? I mean, I’m not just this two-dimensional guy they recognize. I do have a relationship to them. I’m fast food. If you don’t want your...

-Daddy, what’s a war? -Well, a war is when people hurt other people, and people like Daddy try to stop them. -He say he deserter. -Bullshit! He’s a lookout. -I can hear you laughing, you know. -I’m not laughing. I’m marveling. -At what? -That you can find stubbornness in your children and think it...

–Go get ’em, Katie. –See ya, Hubbell. –I don’t know how you do it. –I don’t know how you can’t –I don’t see how you do it. –I don’t know how you can’t. –You never give up, do you? –Only when I’m absolutely forced to. -Look, Katie, I… -Oh God. Please don’t start a sentence with ‘look’. It’s always...

Have You Ever Craved Some One So Much That You Don’t Exist Any More? No..Well I Have. Have You Ever Loved Someone So Much That You Didn’t Care What Happened To Yourself As Long As You Were With Them? If You Want To Exist, You Have To Be A Bitch, Or A Complete Slut if you want to exist, you have to...

–Life is just a bowl of cherries. –Why? –I don’t know. I ain’t a philosopher. All my tomorrows. Never try to promote a promoter. Remember, we used to go to her house. You could eat off the floor. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Hole in the Head, A’: Quotes from the movie ‘Hole in the Head, A’

But please do not attempt anything anything too vividly cinematic. Mr. Holcroft, your father was a complicated man, and the word complicated doesn’t begin to describe him. Probably just another Sunday driver. But on the other hand, as it is Tuesday, why don’t you put your foot on the gas and see...

–Oh, see the deer. Has the deer a little doe? –Yeah, two bucks! –What’s that for? We didn’t do nothin’. –That’s in case you do and I’m not around. It’ll break the old man’s heart, but you’ve got the drop on us. What happened? You’re all canned up. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Hoi Polloi’: Quotes...