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Movie quotes from Corky, Corn Is Green, The and Cosmic Man, The. Great Movie quotes and lines.
(corky singing) In a day or twoooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!! (This quote is actually from CORKY ROMANO) I’m so wired!! Oh, i mean wired as in jumpy! Not wire in my crotch! That man is so stupid, it sits on him like a halo. You’re clever Morgan. I’m…clever. Sure looks bad for Dr. Sorenson and the Cosmic...
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1. It likes…riddles? 2. Do I like riddles? Well, yes, I suppose in a fashion. 1. It must have a competition with us. If we asks it a question and it doesn’t answer…we…EATS it! 2. Oh, I say! 1. But if it asks a question and we doesn’t answer…then we shows it the way out! 1. Wait! Not gold alone...
Read more →Movie Quotes from Hitler: The Rise of Evil: Quotes from the movie Hitler: The Rise of Evil
‘The only thing necessary for evil to flourish is for good men to do nothing.’ -Edmund Burke If a thief takes your money and you take it back, does that make you also a thief? Pride is a weapon. Traitors are defined not by themselves, but by the people they betray. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from...
Read more →Movie Quotes from Hitcher, The: Quotes from the movie Hitcher, The
All you have to say is – I want to die Do you have a name? Do you have a police record? Where are you from? I’m turning myself in and I’m not guilty. The car doesn’t belong to me. It’s a drive-a-way. The guy’s in San Diego. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Hitcher, The’: Quotes from the movie...
Read more →Movie Quotes from Way of the Gun: Quotes from the movie Way of the Gun
(1)So are you the brains of this operation or is your friend? (2)I don’t think this is a brains kind of operation. tion (1)Were’s the money? (2)No as long as you guys don’t know where the money is and I have this baby in me I’m staying alive. (1)Were not talking about if your gonna live hun, were...
Read more →Movie Quotes from Waterworld: Quotes from the movie Waterworld
1-How does it look? 2-great great. 1-What do you think? 3-I think it looks like crap! 1- He’s right! It does look like crap! A single tear roles down my cheek. Deacon: You know, I don’t think you’re gonna drop that torch, my friend. Mariner: Why not? Deacon: Because you’re not crazy. (The Mariner...
Read more →Movie Quotes from Watership Down: Quotes from the movie Watership Down
1: Men have always hated us. 2: No. They just destroyed the warren because we were in their way. 3: They’ll never rest until they’ve spoiled the earth. All the world will be your enemy, Prince with a Thousand Enemies, and whenever they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you,...
Read more →Movie Quotes from Hindenburg, The: Quotes from the movie Hindenburg, The
A drink to the one I love..The Hindenberg! Excuse me, I’m just a poor gypsy. Out, Ritter! I’m taken over! They act like gypsies. We’re all gonna die! Where’s the bomb? Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Hindenburg, The’: Quotes from the movie ‘Hindenburg, The’
Read more →Movie Quotes from Highway 61: Quotes from the movie Highway 61
–Now I know why they call you Pokey. –Now I know why they call you Bangs. I got everything man I got coke soaked in wine coolers and I got wine coolers ahhh ahhhhh ahhhh soaked in coke, I got ecstacy bwwwwww cops gonna come and get me cops on their way to get me bwwwwwewwwww so what do you guys...
Read more →Movie quotes from Cold Hearts, Cold Steel and Coldblooded. Great Movie quotes and lines.
One a scale of one to ten, you know negative-shit, buddy. – JohnLuke What’s with the ‘Lost Boys’ back there? – Kevin What these guys like to do is get high and kill people. – JohnLuke Here’s a big purple glass of water for you. – Darius I feel bigger with a trigger. 1: Didn’t you get your nose...
Read more →Movie Quotes from Highlander II: The Quickening: Quotes from the movie Highlander II: The Quickening
Ashes to ashes… Dust to dust… If you don’t take it out and use it… it’s going to rust Farewell, dear shit-head Most people have a full span of life, others just sit by and watch it slowly drip away, but if you can harness that power, at one time, in one place, you can acompish something….Glorious...
Read more →Movie Quotes from High Wind in Jamaica, A: Quotes from the movie High Wind in Jamaica, A
–Chavez, cut his throat, he won’t be able to talk. –That’s right. –Now, he knows it and he knows that you know it. Where is it? Zac, you must be guilty of something. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘High Wind in Jamaica, A’: Quotes from the movie ‘High Wind in Jamaica, A’
Read more →Movie Quotes from High Stakes: Quotes from the movie High Stakes
Everybody gets screwed on Wall Street. I sell my body. What do you sell? I’m the kind of girl who gets thrown out of cars without her clothes on. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘High Stakes’: Quotes from the movie ‘High Stakes’
Read more →Movie Quotes from High Art: Quotes from the movie High Art
–You need some help, G. –Look at yourself, Lucy. I live for Lucy. I mean, I live with Lucy. I want to get high with you. Syd- You look so serious. Lucy- I look serious? I mean… I’m hot. That’s kind of serious. Syd- It IS hot in here. Lucy- You’re hot. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘High Art’:...
Read more →Movie Quotes from High and the Mighty, The: Quotes from the movie High and the Mighty, The
–Hey, fella, ain’t you Dan Roman? –Yeah. Is it faith or just habit that compels a woman to put on fresh makeup before boarding a life raft? It was me…eight years ago. So long, you ancient pelican. We just passed the point of no return. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘High and the Mighty, The’:...
Read more →Movie quotes from Chopping Mall, Christine Jorgensen Story, The and Christmas Carol, A. Great Movie quotes and lines.
He won’t know diddly if we don’t tell him. They know we’re in here, they’re trying to french fry us! Lorretta: You’re not photographing ME with a goddamn CHICKEN! You’re not photographing ME with a goddamn CHICKEN! Remember, no man is a failure Page Topic: Movie quotes from Chopping Mall, Christine...
Read more →Movie Quotes from Hiding Out: Quotes from the movie Hiding Out
–Do you ever ask yourself, ‘How did I get here?’ –Yeah, I used to. But now I just ask myself, ‘How do I get out?’ –I used to be just like you: a short, horny, hopeless dork. –And now look at you. –Well, I’m not short. Think repression. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Hiding Out’: Quotes from the...
Read more →Movie Quotes from Hideous Kinky: Quotes from the movie Hideous Kinky
LONDON’S COLD COLD AND SAD NO CAMEL ON OUT DOOR FOR JELLY BEANS NO SCORPIONS DON’T WE WANT TO GO HOME MUM NO LUCY NOT YET NOT BY A LONG WAY LONDON’S COLD COLD AND SAD NO CAMEL ON OUT DOOR FOR JELLY BEANS NO SCORPIONS DONT’ WE WANT TO GO HOME MUM NO LUCY NOT YET NOT BY A LONG WAY The World is made...
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