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Movie Quotes from Hi Diddle Diddle: Quotes from the movie Hi Diddle Diddle
hhi Houstin we have a problem this movie sucks asss!!!!!!!!! we all go little scare sometimes haven’t you Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Hi Diddle Diddle’: Quotes from the movie ‘Hi Diddle Diddle’
Read more →Movie Quotes from Waterboy, The: Quotes from the movie Waterboy, The
(during play when Bobby imagines a player is his mama) Fake mama: Little girls are the devil! 1. She’s not the devil! She’s the most beautiful woman in the world! Real player: I NEVER SAID SHE WAS THE DEVIL! 1. SHE’S THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE WORLD! (tackles player before confronting him) I’m...
Read more →Movie Quotes from Watcher in the Woods, The: Quotes from the movie Watcher in the Woods, The
(deep, intoned voice) We join hands around you and you must not break our circle—the circle of our friendship. (in a trance) Nearly too late. . . Hardly ever happens. . . (Jan, looking out the window) I don’t know who you are or what you want, but please, leave my little sister alone. Are you...
Read more →Movie Quotes from Watch on the Rhine: Quotes from the movie Watch on the Rhine
Here I stand. I can do nothing else. God help me. Amen. I do what must be done. That is what I know how to do. I love my children, but they are not the only children in the world. I’m an anti-fascist and to answer your question, no, that does not pay well. It was careless of you to have a man like...
Read more →Top 10 ways to annoy a Telemarketer: A list of the top ways to get back at Telemarketers
I had just sat down to eat a nice dinner with my family when the phone rang. For the last several days I had been waiting for a phone call to tell me if I got a new, higher paying, job or not. In these economic times I could use every penny I could get. Anyways, the phone rang and I immediately...
Read more →Einstein Jokes: Jokes about Einstein
Einstein was one of the greatest men of our time…and one of Germany’s biggest blunders. Here is a man who ended up coming up with the ideas necessary to unlock the secrets to nuclear energy and the Germans kicked him out because of his ethnicity. Germany ended up also trying to figure out...
Read more →50 best things for non-christians to do in church joke: list of the 50 best things for non-christians to do in church
So many of us have been stuck in this situation, especially around Christmas. Going home for the holidays and you get stuck going to church as a social duty to your family. The pastor drones on and on about the same stuff you heard as a kid. You sit there, sweating slightly in the uncomfortable pew...
Read more →Choir Boy Jokes: Jokes about and for Choir Boys
I’ve spent my time in a Catholic Church and I have to say that I don’t envy the choir boys. They’re the butt of so many jokes and they’re notorious for attracting the seedier elements of the priesthood. For those not in the know, choir boys are young kids that sing treble in a choir. A long...
Read more →Movie Quotes from Here Comes Mr. Jordan: Quotes from the movie Here Comes Mr. Jordan
Eventually all things work out. There is a design in everything. Finance is merely a matter of the heart being in the right place. If there were no mystery left to explain, life would be rather dull, wouldn’t it? People are always thinking they know someone before, in another existence. Your body!...
Read more →Movie quotes from Cattle Annie and Little Britches, Cattle Queen of Montana and Cellar, The. Great Movie quotes and lines.
–All legends end in bullshit. He may be the best. All the rest are dead. You’re a mighty fine swimmer, lady. SADIE!!!! SADIE!!!!! Page Topic: Movie quotes from Cattle Annie and Little Britches, Cattle Queen of Montana and Cellar, The. Great Movie quotes and lines.
Read more →Movie Quotes from Herbie Rides Again: Quotes from the movie Herbie Rides Again
I go bananas. Of course, I have to humor Herbie. WHAT’S ALL THAT NOISE AND WHAT NEWS OH THE NEWS I WAS LEAVING TOWN LEAVING TOWN I’M ON THE SHIP TO SHORE PHONE FROM THE SWEETY SPREADER THE GOST OF IS BOUND FOR HALSINKY HALSINKY WHO TOLD HIM HE COULD CHECK OUT HOW DARE HE DISAPEARS WHEN HE KNOWS I’M...
Read more →Movie Quotes from Herbie Goes Bananas: Quotes from the movie Herbie Goes Bananas
A-munch-a-munch-a-munch! I found a new friend. It’s a car, woman. Not Lassie. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Herbie Goes Bananas’: Quotes from the movie ‘Herbie Goes Bananas’
Read more →Movie Quotes from Hellraiser IV: Bloodline: Quotes from the movie Hellraiser IV: Bloodline
– Temptation is illusion, but the time for trickery has passed. In this game we show ourselves as we really are. – And what is that? – The beauty of suffering. Do I look like someone who cares what God thinks? pain…how dare you use that word. what you think of as pain is only a shadow. pain has a...
Read more →Movie Quotes from Warriors, The: Quotes from the movie Warriors, The
(1) you’s gonna jump me?(2) maybe we should put a chain on you, you look like you might even like it. (1)What do you know about Cirus (2)He’s the one and only. –What do you know about Cyrus? –He’s the one and only. –You never know what you’re gonna run into out there. We’re wearing our colors and...
Read more →Movie Quotes from Hello Down There: Quotes from the movie Hello Down There
Hello, Down There. Hey, Little Goldfish. Just one more chance. This is the Best Movie, Not like what our kids see now. It was Fun, Cute and an adventure. An adventure that we would all like to have. Please get it so I can buy it. I think it was rated G. I give it an A plus. 5 stars in my book....
Read more →Movie Quotes from Hellcats, The: Quotes from the movie Hellcats, The
I Can’t Take A Chance. Marionettes. Mass Confusion. Tin Up. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Hellcats, The’: Quotes from the movie ‘Hellcats, The’
Read more →Movie quotes from Can She Bake a Cherry Pie?, Cancel My Reservation and Candles at Nine. Great Movie quotes and lines.
Do you ever have the experience that people tell you they don’t know what you’re saying? I’d like to help ya, but it’s not my picture. We can pick up my stomach on the way back! Candles at Nine, but no torches at the table! Page Topic: Movie quotes from Can She Bake a Cherry Pie?, Cancel My...
Read more →Movie Quotes from Hellcats of the Navy: Quotes from the movie Hellcats of the Navy
–What are you going to do after the war? –I told you a hundred times. –I want to hear it once more. –I’m going into the surplus business. It’s time for me to go now. This girl is different. She wouldn’t fit into a notch on your belt. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Hellcats of the Navy’: Quotes from...
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