Innocent English

–His plane crashed returning from an Arctic expedition. No one survived. –He never did like to fly. Each man has his own reasons for living, Mr. Jones, and his own price for dying. We represent many countries…as private individuals. We are scientists, former statesmen, businessmen. All volunteers....

-but tonight, when I saw you, something began to tear away my shield to expose the one thing I cannot endure. Hope. C: You should be dead. P: Give me a minute. H: I’m sorry, but I cannot love you. M: What will you do? H: I’ll follow. M: I accept. I can’t believe people go to war over nutmeg. War is...

– May I ask what your interest is in finding such a book??? – Our interest lies in stopping those who would see all good falter…… It lies in stopping the powers of misrule from coming of age…. It lies in finding that damned book and thwarting a vile beast of a man who shall not rest until God...

(1) Alright Lightman, maybe you could tell us who first suggested the idea of reproduction without sex. (2) Umm, your wife? (1) This corn is raw! (2)I know, isn’t it wonderful? It’s so crisp. (1) Of course it’s crisp, it’s raw! –Don’t touch the keys! –I’m not touching the keys. 1)What is the...

All right i’ll give ya another chance but youz on probation and dont you eva think i’ll forget As long as you have hope there’s always a chance. Why did he have to go and take my daddy? I needed him more than you did God! I needed him more! Lipstick and rouge mumma, lipstick and rouge Our lives are...

h man what does it takes to get laid around here!!!!? What do you have to do to get laid around here?! When I catch her I’m going to make her immortal, so I can screw her, and kill her, every hour of every day from now until ETERNITY! You always hurt the ones you love—— YOu mean like this!!!...

A while A while? There’s A Fucking Viking In Here! emily theres something i’ve been wanting to tell you for a long time i love you emily Hey, Good Looking. look emily i got to go now i’ll always be with you Pretty cool hunh Kid? Yeah I’ll be the only Kid in school with a built proof head Page...

Son, I’m going to work that jazz devil right out of you. Even it takes me twenty years you will play the music of the masters. The Father to the Son You were great in bed last night, but you gonna have to do somethin’ about those toe nails. –What is it? –It’s a rabbit’s foot. A lucky charm. My...

Gee mister….you shot me in the elbow. If sayin’ was all there was to it this world would be full of rich men and good lookin’ women. Wounds suffered in tropical climates can all too swiftly become nasty infections. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Hearts of the West’: Quotes from the movie ‘Hearts of...

Coming Around Again. Does your sister behave like this at all her weddings? Thelma Rice is having an affair. You probably think it very bourgeois to cook for someone on the first date. You want monogamy, marry as swan. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Heartburn’: Quotes from the movie ‘Heartburn’

I am not dying , i want out , i want out of the marriage. I made the big mistake about five days ago. When I say big, I mean Radio City Music Hall big. I’m a brick wall, a rich brick wall. You stay away from her. I don’t hand out my daughter to newlyweds. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Heartbreak...

‘I’m allergic to peanut butter. ‘ ‘Since when?’ ‘ Since birth.’ 1.I’m allergic to peanut butter. 2.Since when? 1.Since birth. Is it terrorists? Robbie: What are they? Terrorists? Ray: No, this came from somewhere else. Robbie: Where?! Like, Europe?! Ray: No, Robbie! Not like Europe!! Tom:We are all...

1/_ All radio is dead, which is why these tape recordings I’m making are for the sake of future history….. if any. 2/_Future history… he said… 3/_Yes…. if any 1/_Pattern-wise, one lands, then two, making groups of threes joined magnetically. Is that possible? 2/_If they do it, it is 1/_Vildebeck...

–Have you ever made angry love? –Is there any other way? –I was the one who found this house. I bought everything. –With my money. It’s a lot easier to spend it than to make it, honeybun. –You would never have made it if it weren’t for me, sweet cakes. –There are other houses. There are other...

Hell’s a hot place, isn’t it? We all know that lawyers end up there, and thus God will never be able to win a suit against Satan. After all, the bad boy doesn’t just have a royal flush; he’s got the entire deck. I have to wonder how Satan keeps Hell so hot though, the electric & gas bill...

Everyone loves a good man of faith. Even if you don’t agree with their particular brand of belief, one must respect their devotion. Of course, that is if they actually have a devotion to their beliefs. There have been so many news stories recently about pastor getting caught embezzling money, or...

How times have changed in the past fifty years. Presidents have come and gone …. Entire countries have come and gone in that time. The formation of the EU, the collapse of Soviet Russia, so many major events have happened in the last 50 years. Not all of the changes have good though. While...

Someone told me once that the lottery is a tax on people who aren’t very good at math. Maybe so, but someone always tends to win so why not focus on the happy side of life? Luckily for us, there are jokes for the rest of us who don’t win the lottery, make us feel better about our losses....