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Can’t help falling in love. Heartbreak Hotel. I’m eighteen. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Heartbreak Hotel’: Quotes from the movie ‘Heartbreak Hotel’

Blue suede shoes. I want you, I need you, I love you. Since I met you, baby. Work is for people like Aiken. Not for you and me. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Heart of Dixie’: Quotes from the movie ‘Heart of Dixie’

How can you bust people for trying to better themselves? He was born free and he has a right to live free A haunting film,well acted,beautiful & mysterious scenery;an unusual story and images which remain in the mind long afterwards.The Djinn was particularly well concived; a real supernatural...

–What have I ever done to you? –Nothing, but it doesn’t matter. –What is this place? –It used to be the edge of the world. Now the next parish is new York City. I’ve been born in peace time. I haven’t been where you’ve been. I haven’t seen what you’ve seen. You close your eyes. You cast you mind...

Happiness is easy if you just take off your overcoat. That’s why God made other women. Because no matter how good a woman is, just around the corner there may be a better one. There are no small jobs here. A newspaper is a daily miracle. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘He Said, She Said’: Quotes...

Little men with pointy ears? we shall trim them for you Some people should learn to keep their mouths shut. WELCOME!! WELCOME!!! Whatch for me in the dark, little Brother! Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Hawk the Slayer’: Quotes from the movie ‘Hawk the Slayer’

–Who we fighting? –The Baldies! –Who wrote this? –You did. …spearchucker. I’ll chuck a spear up your ass! …wanderer special on two…break!!! All Men Are Created Equal. Did you ever see ‘The Hustler’? Good enough for Paul Newman, good enough for you. don’t fuck with the wongs Don’t fuck with the...

Bush got a pair of shoes thrown at him and the press has been going wild with the jokes since then. After all, one man so reviled that a journalist risked imprisonment and torture just to toss footwear at a man. Even Latin American leaders have gotten in on the jokes about President Bush, Brazilian...

Santa Claus, that jerk! The last four Christmases he’s left me nothing but coal in my stocking, and absolutely zilch under the tree! I mean, sure, maybe I shouldn’t have left him that, ahem, present the one Christmas after he gave me Mega Blocks instead of Lego Blocks. I take it Exlax cookies...

Christmas is coming, Christmas is coming! …or was that the British? No matter, the weather outside is frightful and inside it’s so delightful. Why don’t we just let it snow, let it snow, let it snow? A glass of good eggnog, spiked or not, and a couple gingerbread cookies next to a crackling...

O, dradle dradle dradle I made you out of clay, dradle dradle dradle with dradle I shall play! Everyone loves a little Hanukkah (or Chanukah if you prefer). Christmas is only one (or two if you count Christmas Eve) days a year, but Hanukkah is an entire eight days! Sadly, there seems to be a dearth...

Ho Ho Hooooly crap, is it Christmas already!? It is funny how the holidays sneak up on us. All the Christmas gifts, the shopping, the wrapping of presents, we can forget about the little tykes in our lives. Kids deserve jokes too! Below you’ll find a nice long list of clean jokes for kids, each...

College is a very special time in everyone’s life. Your entire world gets turned upside down on a daily basis. Your mind is expanded, stretched to its breaking point with new knowledge…. And some of that knowledge is highly irregular. How many ways do you know how to cook ramen? I think I am up...

1. You don’t want our boy to grow up afraid do you? 2. Well, no. But I would like for him to grow up! We have a report of another murder tonight. A young girl has been found dead in Rogers Park. The blood of these whores is killing me!!! We must go to Italy… there, we can find virgin. Page Topic:...

How many times have you lost everything, Jack? I want to know about this movie such as charactors, plots, place ect.. It’d be against my principles – if I had any. London By Night. Why Do Fools Fall In Love. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Havana’: Quotes from the movie ‘Havana’

–I like you, Norman. –I like you too, Aunt Shirley. But I think you’re a bitch. An old man loses his home, he’s just a wanderer. Eating is the most important thing in the life of a cat. You never really feel somebody’s suffering. You only feel their death. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Harry and...

(FROM HP AND THE SORCERER’S STONE) She reall needs to straighten out her priorities. (This quote is actually from HARRY POTTER AND THE SORCERER’S STONE) I’m going to bed if you don’t mind. What we did tonight could’ve gotten us killed. Or worse, EXPELLED. It’s a real hoot. I wanna work and can’t....

$800,000. I thought that was all the money in the world. Now, it’s a day’s pay. -How much is enough? -It’s not a question of enough, pal. It’s a zero sum game. Somebody wins, somebody loses. Money itself isn’t lost or made, it’s simply transferred from one perception to another. -Why do you need to...