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Movie quotes from Big Steal, The, Big Street, The and Big Town, The. Great Movie quotes and lines.

it was a very pleasent movie. thankyou it was a very pleasent movie. thankyou it was fucked A girl’s best friend is a dollar. Who knows? Lady luck is always on his side. Tonight, she’s on fire. Page Topic: Movie quotes from Big Steal, The, Big Street, The and Big Town, The. Great Movie quotes and...

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Movie Quotes from Hardware Wars: Quotes from the movie Hardware Wars

#1: No, you go on without me. I’ll be alright… #2: Martyr. #3: What a martyr… #4: See ya’ later, ya’ martyr, ya’… #1: Your father wanted you to have this, when you were old enough… #2: Wow! Gol-ly! Golly willickers! Jeepers! I can’t understand what you’re saying. Are you talking to me? No! Don’t...

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Movie Quotes from Harder They Fall, The: Quotes from the movie Harder They Fall, The

A man that gives away twenty-six thousand dollars you can’t talk to. I want to tell you one more thing. I wouldn’t give you twenty-six cents for your future. Fighters ain’t human! I didn’t come here to work out! Professional boxing should be banned even if it takes an act of Congress to do it. Who...

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Movie Quotes from Hard Rock Zombies: Quotes from the movie Hard Rock Zombies

1)You got a name? 2)*shakes head* 1) Aww.. C’mon… 2)Cassie Hey little girl, come here!… You’re weird- I like you! You SUCK, Mister! And I’m gonna tell EVERYONE! Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Hard Rock Zombies’: Quotes from the movie ‘Hard Rock Zombies’

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Movie Quotes from Walking Tall: Quotes from the movie Walking Tall

(1)What’s the problem, Sherrif? (2)You, and the drugs you’re peddling out of your casino. (1)Oh. The only thing that’s going on in my casino right now is construction, you took care of that. (2)Yeah, that’s right. I plan on taking care of everything else, too. (1)If you can. Try to think this...

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Movie Quotes from Walk To Remember, A: Quotes from the movie Walk To Remember, A

Maybe your scared becuse someone may actully want to be with you. Amd why would that scare me. Becuase then you wouldnt be abe to hide behind your books or your friggin telescope or your faith. No you wanna no the real reason why your scared. Its because you wanna b with me 2. “Are you scared?” “To...

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Movie quotes from Bell for Adano, A, Bell Jar, The and Belle De Jour. Great Movie quotes and lines.

The town of Adano. Here comes the night. I cannot help myself. Please. What good is tenderness? Page Topic: Movie quotes from Bell for Adano, A, Bell Jar, The and Belle De Jour. Great Movie quotes and lines.

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Movie quotes from Bail Jumper, Bamboozled and Bank Shot. Great Movie quotes and lines.

When the two of you are together, there are tremendous influences. You know, these days when everybody looks ugly and you don’t know why people look at you strange, I’m better off right here in bed. Feed the idiot box. Feed the idiot box I’m going to get up from this table. I’m going to walk to the...

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Movie quotes from 2103: The Deadly Wake, 24 Hours to Midnight and 29th Street. Great Movie quotes and lines.

We’ll be the first corporation since Disney to join the UN. Mr. Wesson seems to think so. ~dad~I’m talkin about movin us to a nice house in Queens and ur talkin about pickin up fuckin moonrocks! ~frank~ I wanna do somethin i’ve never done before ~dad~U wanna do something u’ve never done before? Why...

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Movie quotes from 18 Again!, 1900 and 1939. Great Movie quotes and lines.

Look, I’d go out with women my own age, but there are no women my age. There are no more masters. 1987,what became the first disney movie tie-in with mcdonald’s happy meal toys? in 1987,what became the first Disney movie tie-in with McDonald’s Happy Meal Toys? Page Topic: Movie quotes from 18...

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Movie Quotes from Hard Promises: Quotes from the movie Hard Promises

–She divorced you. –She can’t do that. –She did. Dad! Oh, God! Pinky! That boy was always in a hurry. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Hard Promises’: Quotes from the movie ‘Hard Promises’

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Movie Quotes from Hard Core Logo: Quotes from the movie Hard Core Logo

I can’t come to the phone right now, I’m eatting corn chips and masturbating. Please leave a message. PIPEFITTER: Parenthood! BILLY: The category is cool movies, not dumb ass movies, Alex Trebek. That’s not buddies. There’s two ways to look at it: Billy wants the models and limousines, while I’m...

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Movie Quotes from Hard Boiled: Quotes from the movie Hard Boiled

Alan: Do you have a cop named Vodka? Chief: Vodka? You mean Tequila. A hard boiled cop. Johnny: I’ll kill him I’ll kill that little dickhead. Tequila: You know your really just full of shit. Theres the john…OKAY? Uncle Hui: I am glad to die…but not by the hand of this rotten goat shit! Give the guy...

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Movie Quotes from Happy Campers: Quotes from the movie Happy Campers

Don’t get all Breakfast Club on me, bitch! Isn’t fun great? Life sucks, in a good way…falling in love, falling in hate, getting laid, getting hurt, what’s one without the other? When it comes to the ritual of growing up sometimes you smile because you’re happy, other times you smile just because...

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Movie Quotes from Happy Accidents: Quotes from the movie Happy Accidents

my family sux big ass and shit rox til the fuckin sun dont freakin shine I’m not a pimp! Who is Christie DeLancey? You’re not a drummer, are you? Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Happy Accidents’: Quotes from the movie ‘Happy Accidents’

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Movie Quotes from Happily Ever After: Quotes from the movie Happily Ever After

I shall go down in history as the man who opened a door. I’m snow white 2.) *gasps* the dwarfs told us all about you! You and the prince are engaged to be married. Look at those flowers! You can do magic with your own two hands, you touch the sky, —-love is the reason why. Page Topic: Movie Quotes...

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Movie Quotes from Walk the Line: Quotes from the movie Walk the Line

-You look like you’re going to a funeral. -Well, maybe I am. 1.Tell me you don’t love me. 2.I don’t love you. 1.[grinning] You’re a liar. 2.I guess you ain’t go no problems then. do you honestly think that brining johnny cash into prisons to Elvis : You kicked good tonight John. Jerry Lee: Yeah...

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Movie Quotes from Walk on the Moon, A: Quotes from the movie Walk on the Moon, A

–Are you and Daddy gonna get a divorce? –I don’t know, baby. Sometimes things happen between people that make it impossible for them to stay together. –I went to Woodstock. –You went to Woodstock? –Ummm. –Was it groovy? –What’s he do? –He’s a salesman. –A salesman, that’s great. What does he sell?...

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Movie Quotes from Walk Like a Man: Quotes from the movie Walk Like a Man

‘Come on Bobo!’ ‘You know how to do it!’ ‘Bobo.’ ‘Bobo, when you know how to write your name, you come see me.’ For ever and ever and ever and see you later. Forever and ever and ever and see you later! Good morning. Repeat after me. How are you. Repeat after me. These crutches. You can have ’em....

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