Innocent English

–Ang, you can’t really believe this place is possessed? –Nah, just repossessed. Eat a bowl of fuck! Run Judy, run! See Judy run! What kind of drugs are we gonna need for this? Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Night of the Demons’: Quotes from the movie ‘Night of the Demons’

1)Hows Your Dog Nelson. 2)Shut up! 1)I wish I had an uncle like that. to feed me, put me up for the night, and then plant one of them Greasy Hickeys on my neck 1. is he hung up. 2. no, hes riding for lane now. 1.is my dick still there. 2.its hangin’ by a thread. 3.no, you dont wanna see it. 1.you...

(lotto) i spit a racial sleer hawnky sew me this shit is a horror fliick but the black guy dont die in this movie look at the lotto dawg u gotta b kidding that makes me believe you dont have an interest in living think this niggers gonna film the shit u say i got a better chance joinin the KKK on...

#1Where is Charlie? #2 Who are you? #1 I asked you a question. Where the fuck is Charlie?! #2 And I asked you a question..Who the fuck are you?! ‘Sleight of Bag’ by Charlie Pritchett. –Hey, Steve. Get a grip! Go to sleep. –Or what? You’ll have my head? –I’m just making conversation. –Good, make it...

…and that’s a technically foul!! Whitey: Eleanore, this is my new partner, Davey Stone. Eleanore: The criminal?! Did he force you to take him here so he could molest you?! (After Whitey lost the All-Star Patch) Eleanore: All you people can bite my germ-free booty! All: Huh? Bum bity bity bity bum...

Jimmy: Al? Al Reardon? My father? My moral, upright, coffee-slurping, status-seeking, putting in overtime, hard day at the office, early rising, early bedding, make your own way in life father had been screwing Joyce Fickett! That balding man with responsibilities was an extra marital joy-boy. No...

‘Twas a long time ago, longer now than it seems, in a place perhaps you’ve seen in your dreams. For the story you’re about to be told began with the holiday worlds of old. Now you’ve probably wondered where holidays come from. If you haven’t I’d say its time you begun Jacks Lament (the song he...

Gus: Keep a lid on it butterscotch! Larry: Really? I thought you liked surprises? Like uh, how do you surprise me with the fact that everything in the museum comes to life at night? That little, sweetheart. Larry: “Octavus, you better stop that.” Octavius: “It’s Octavius, Mary.” Page Topic: Movie...

A toast. A toast. A toast. A toast. To you all. No, the hell with you all. To me all. Harry, you ever heard of Murphy’s Law? Anything that can go wrong will go wrong. That law was dedicated to guys like you. Hey, isn’t that Regis Philbin? This is like the Greyhound station for death! Page Topic:...

Any jerk can direct. I hear they’re gonna change the title to ‘The Birth of a Nation.’ I like the way you announce it. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Nickelodeon’: Quotes from the movie ‘Nickelodeon’

–Too young. –Not forever. I’m not wearing any underwear. It’s just sex. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Nice Guys Sleep Alone’: Quotes from the movie ‘Nice Guys Sleep Alone’

Accept me as I am. Only then can we discover each other. Enough of symbolism and these escapist themes of purity and innocence. Happiness consists of being able to tell the truth without hurting anyone. I have nothing to say, but I want to say it. I though my ideas were so clear. It’s better to...

Even thieves need to get lucky every now and then. Everybody else wants you dead. Got to run. Places to go. People to kill. I supposed you saved my life. I sure hope you got big pockets. We’re about to be twenty million dollars richer. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘7 Seconds’: Quotes from the...

(1)I’ve been killed twice in two hours. (2)We’ve all been killed before. (Gibson shoots enemy’s leg off) Enemy: You’re gonna pay for that! Those were new boots! –You read my mind? –Just the highlights. 1/_ If you really beleive that, then you should clone yourself right now 2/_ Why is that, so I’ll...

Don’t worry. Ain’t nobody ever died from a stink bomb. We are just little theives, stealing from the big theives, that’s all. You back up any further you’d be in Chicago! Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Newton Boys, The’: Quotes from the movie ‘Newton Boys, The’

(after punching him) Lou: He’s Guilty! Fuckin’ Ontario lesbo bitch. This was my mother’s sweater. She was wearing it when she died after eating a grilled cheese sandwich. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘New Waterford Girl’: Quotes from the movie ‘New Waterford Girl’

-I want a GRAND piano-I’ve never seen a REAL grand piano before! But I dont think they sell grand pianos at the hardware store -well every good store sells grand pianos -i cant play the piano -well you cant say that until you see one! pippi longstocking is coming in to your world! the freckled...

***THIS QUOTE IS TAKEN FROM A MOVIE NOT ON THE DATABASE, SO THE ANSWER IS LISTED AS FROM THE SEQUEL INSTEAD*** We’re allergic to youth! Don’t be silly Atreyu, there are lots of trees around here. There’s one right there. i wish for nothing more in the world than for you to live, Atreau. i wish for...