Innocent English

(CLERK) Say, are you feelin’ all right? I heard about your collapse at the town meetin’…Dr. Cooper’s nurse is also our Mayor, you know. (JC) No, I didn’t know that so I’m like…the talk of the town, huh? (CLERK) Yes, so to speak… (JC) A dog? Oh I love looking at them but owning one? Oh, you’ll have...

I’m so broke I’m in two halves. They say money talks. All it every said to me was goodbye. They say money talks. All it every said tome was goodbye. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘None But the Lonely Heart’: Quotes from the movie ‘None But the Lonely Heart’

Does anybody have a Cigarette? For one you love. I want to be happy. Tea for two. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘No, No, Nanette’: Quotes from the movie ‘No, No, Nanette’

–That girl is a gem! An absolute gem! And I’ll tell you something else… –What? –She reminds me of me! Doesn’t mean you’re a bad person. Morris, look at this apartment! I love it! It’s so Jewish! Who ever heard of a Jewish cop? Everyone knows you gotta be Irish to get ahead on the force. Page Topic:...

1) Unfortunately, a lot of Japanese still cling to certain clichés about Americans. Zack: What, that we’re all loudmouthed, two-faced sons of bitches? 1) Sorry. Zack: That’s okay. Most Americans still think Japanese are stone-faced, tight-ass rip-off merchants. It’s a good thing we’re both...

–Why haven’t you killed me? –I wasn’t paid to. –You killed him. –You’re wrong, Physician. He started killing himself long before I ever got here. Everybody dies. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘No Name on the Bullet’: Quotes from the movie ‘No Name on the Bullet’

And you’ll live for the love and the happiness of, This lonely boy… And each night he will say, in a whimsical way, You’re just a toy… C-I-N-C-I-N-N-A-T-I the best town in O-H-I-O USA Children: We will scream, we will shout. Trees: Still, you can’t get out. Cincin whatsi For awhile Bo Peep,...

( Esme is calling the pig and Babe is hidden in the hay in front of Fly, Rex and the Horse ) Fly: Come dear, you’re bein’ called. ( Esme continues calling Babe ) Rex: Babe. Babe: ( from inside hay ) Babe’s not here. Rex: You can’t undo what’s happened, son, but you can make up for it. Fly: Babe,...

( little girl opens present to reveal house, cries out ) Esme: WHAT’S WRONG, DEAR? Little girl: IT’S THE WRONG ONE! ( yelling ): I WANT THE HOUSE I SAW ON THE TELEVISION!!!!!!!!!! (sung) If I had words to make a day for you. I’d give you a morning… golden and true. I would make this day last… for...

I do what I do. I’ll take care of you. It seems like I’e known you for nine weeks and five days. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Nine 1/2 Weeks’: Quotes from the movie ‘Nine 1/2 Weeks’

Everthings true, Gods an astronaut, OZ is over the rainbow and Midians where the monsters go. Everythings true, Gods an astronaut, OZ is over the rainbow, and Midians where the monsters go He’s meat! Meat for the Beast looks like the Millenium just ended Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Nightbreed’:...

ahh its the pepsi truck.. the damn pepsi drunk.. mother’s cookies… mother’s DAMN cookies Figi water.. the damn figi water.. If the shoe fits wear it, if its too tight TAKE IT OFF! #1:) It says here that the rich and famous people hang out the polo lounge. I don’t know nothin’ about no damn polo....

Can I interest you in a battery-operated vagina? Can I intrest you in a battery powered vagina? -Max Dance with the devil and the devil dont change, the devil changes you does your mother have any teeth, because if she does, send her down, you fuck. I don’t buy it. I don’t endorse it. I just point...

I don’t know if you ever made love with your sister-in-law, father, but you should try it, because it’s absolute heaven. I lived in the country and there weren’t many women and though you’re still a kid inside you feel a man’s feeling and there was no way to . . . release this feeling. So the idea,...

–There are worse things than chastity, Mr. Shannon. –Yes. Lunacy and death. I can get down but I don’t think I can get back up. I’ll get you back up baby, I’ll always get you back up. I respect anybody who has to fight and howl for his decency. Nothing human disguest me, Mr. Shannon, unless it’s...

1/_Kelton! 2/_Yes sir? 1/_Where’s Bradford?! 2/_I got a hold of him, Inspector Robbins, but he isn’t here 1/_I’m not blind, I can see he’s not here. But when he does get here, send him in here! I’m doin’ the drivin’ and I know what I’m doin’… gol-darn it! For our talk, I must take you to your town,...

Thank you, my dear, for a charming interlude. We are professional criminals. You know, someday, somebody is gonna invent a comfortable gun. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Night of the Following Day, The’: Quotes from the movie ‘Night of the Following Day, The’