Innocent English

(after teammate hits a homerun) What happened? I was in the john. (roger) see bob it looks like some one likes my eggs. ( Mivkey) No there shit, but I’ve been in a slump lately. 1) are we fueding? 2) yeah, I guess so. its on TV. 1) well, fuck you then. 2) up yours. come on mick have a drink, have a...

1) I’m not gay. 2) Neither am I, I just want to suck your dick Dance, Dance, Dance. everynight i think i about staying home,but then i give myself a kick in the ass and come to my senses Hey, I said, not with that shirt. I never pay for my drugs… And I don’t take medicare… It was the late 70’s...

Don’t touch me! Hi, Alan. This is the first and last ten seconds of the rest of your life. She’s not bad. I wouldn’t mind hurting her a little. So long, sport. The best thing about Cini is that she not only lives her part, she dies it too. Well, sir, like a lot of people who make a lot of money,...

(Looking At Dead Chemist’s Body) 1) Well You Said To Take Care Of Him 2) Ach I Meant Take Care Of Him Not Take Care Of Him –I want McElroy kept alive. –I don’t do alive. I do dead. 1) If i wanted quisine I’d gave gone to paris. 2) You still can mate, France isnt too far away, it’s full of pricks...

L: Do we have sex? H: No, we don’t. Just so everybody knows that. We want to. Just kidding. (hawaiin guy speaks in hawaiin and then says) which in english mean. look at those 2 shitheads! ~by hollyanne -Daddy, what’s a nympho? -The state bird of Ohio. 1. Hey, Mr. Peanut Butter Cups! 2. Hey, Mr....

Bored to death, Tyler. We’re all of us prospecters up here, eh, Tyler? Wolves mate for life. There is a constant, varied display of affection. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Never Cry Wolf’: Quotes from the movie ‘Never Cry Wolf’

–What happens to me then? –I’d take care of you, sweetheart. I’d make you free. 1. What are you? half Indian? 2. That’s right, I’m half lousy Indian 1. Max? Max Sands? 2. That’s right Just treat me nice, Max. Nah, you just ain’t worth it. yella Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Nevada Smith’: Quotes...

#1 What the hell is this? #2 Tax refund. #1 Bullshit, your too fucking stupid to have a job! (1)Jack, tell me a story. (2)Fuck You! (1)Oh that’s one of my favorites. (1)So, how was it? (2)I’m not goin’ in for all that macho shit, Jack. I was great. Should have my dick bronzed. (A)Class isn’t...

–It seem that little Loraine’s hit the bottle again. –Yeah, the peroxide bottle. Go out there and be so swell you’ll make me hate you. I’ll either have a live leading lady or a dead chorus girl. Jones and Berry are doing a show. Not Anytime Annie! Say, who could forget her? She only said ‘no’ once...

Choosin’ a way to die? What’s the difference? Choosin’ a way to live – that’s the hard part. Do business with the Devil, and you get it every time. Money. All I care about is money. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Naked Spur, The’: Quotes from the movie ‘Naked Spur, The’

b “Houston, we have one.” “You look like a man-o-lantern.” (Kid)Do you have any extra large condoms? (Dad)Ohh,shut up Scottie you have a tiny penis. (Kid)I’d tap that (Dad)Oh. you’d tap that you think your cool with your jew fro (Looking at her thong) There’s something wrong with her underpants…....

*fake moaning* What the fuck was that? 1)today at the coffee house they were officaily sponsoring hot women wereing no bras 2)hot women? 1)i mean hot hot women A flower!? Was it a vibrating flower? A: Hey Bagel Guy B: You know my name And my last boyfriend actually thought he was…a bus. Do you know...

–A professional gambler? –Not professional enough, apparently. –Anybody else just wondering? –Nope. Not me, boss. A gambler’s not a very good insurance risk. As far as anyone knows, he’s still alive and ready to talk. Captain, help me out? I’m dealing with two mental midgets. Fine Southern...

I saw a broken down piece of machinery. Nothing but the buck, the bed, and the bottle for the rest of my life. She’s enough to make a bulldog bust its chain. Your body is your only passport. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Naked Kiss, The’: Quotes from the movie ‘Naked Kiss, The’

1)Everything I say seems to make things worse. I’m trying not to irritate you. 2)I’ve noticed that. I find it irritating. If you knew anything about music, you’d know that the best piano is one that’s been played If you knew anything about music, you’d know that the best piano is one that’s been...

Member when you could sit outside and not have to worry about the skeeters and the killers — Old shopkeeper lady This bodies been here for several hours. Who or what was that? I don’t know…take me…you hot bitch. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Nail Gun Massacre, The’: Quotes from the movie ‘Nail Gun...

I can’t resist. If you got the money, I’ve got the time. Love is here to stay. Since I found you. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Nadine’: Quotes from the movie ‘Nadine’