Innocent English

–Let’s kidnap the bear from the zoo. –The zoo isn’t open yet. –The zoo is never open. –What are you kids? You’re out in space or something. –That’s right. And just when you get with it, baby, we change the rules. Bam, et cetera! For $200,000, you can keep the son of a bitch. Let’s rob a house so...

Someone shot Heydrich. What will be the result? More terror, and more bloodshed. It will be like the student massacre at the university. You haven’t seen anyone! Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Hangmen Also Die’: Quotes from the movie ‘Hangmen Also Die’

-Prince came back this morning to support you. -Larry knows, he was there. Woo! -Paul, not Larry. -Haha. Woo! interviewee #1: The only way that I think that I might be beat is by someone who come straight out of the Marine Corp. They might have the metal.(supposed to be mental, but the dude can’t...

don’t go breathin around me… moosebreath Everybody in this town is somebody they’re not supposed to be. I’m a woman, not a trophy. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Handle with Care’: Quotes from the movie ‘Handle with Care’

1) He’s in there talkin to the man from the lotto right now. 2) Michael’s never told a lie in his life. 1) Well he’s makin up for it now! 1) Jackie, how will we know the man from the lotto? 2) He sneezes 1. Have we won?! 2. No, but it got my apple tart over here, din’t it? 1. Have we won?!? 2. No,...

in a way, in our contemporary world view, its easy to think that science has come to take the place of god. But some philosophical problems remain as troubling as ever. Take the problem of free will: this problems been around for a long time, since before aristotle in 350 B.C. St. Agustine, St...

1: Take me, but spare my friend! She’s a virgin… 2: (in mask, with knife) Got her phone number? He’ll never die. I prayed that he would burn in hell. But in my heart, I knew that hell would not have him. no tina Unfotunately, we’re lousy cops. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Halloween 5: The Revenge...

Give a woman an acorn and the next thing you know you’re up to your rump in oak trees. Go in peace. But go! I see it !!!! Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Hallelujah Trail, The’: Quotes from the movie ‘Hallelujah Trail, The’

1) I’m coming for my kids on Sunday. 2) Yeah…? And if I hear you get them near that TRAMP BITCH you’re going to regret it for the rest of your life! 1) It’s against the law to burn anything except trash in your yard 2) It is trash 1) They got little dicks and can’t fuck 2) or big ones and still...

‘ello! ‘ow are ‘ou? …They say the blays, you say the nuhs… ..and Corky, having put on some very, theatrical, productions here in Blaine, is going to be, taking over the show, and I’m going to be, the music, director, which is, different for me. ..and my lip, would tremble and I would say, ‘let’s,...

its too bad chlamydia has to be a venerial disease, its such a pleasant sounding word. chlamydia? chlamydia. chlamydia .i think i might name my daughter chlamydia. 1)*Name*, I invented my own penis game! 2) You quit? 1)Yea. How’d you know that *progressively gets quieter* 1)What do you think about...

All everybody else knows is he’s a hero. He’s got a statue in the park and the birds sit on it. Except that I ain’t got no birds on me, I’m in the same boat. Every man must do what he does best. And what he does best can be done best in Guadalcanal. He has a natural flair for politics. Politics is...

Help yourself to me. HONEY:Football? Isn’t that kind of rough? MELODY:Can’t take it? Well, you H.O.T.S. girls ought to be used to being touched and tackled all the time! How hot can you get. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘H.O.T.S.’: Quotes from the movie ‘H.O.T.S.’

Being scared is part of the job. He lied to me! Jeff promised that he’d always be with me! If you wanna sail big ships, you gotta go where the water’s deep. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Gypsy Angels’: Quotes from the movie ‘Gypsy Angels’

–You love me. –I love airplanes. –That’s the same thing. Everything wrong with you I like. That’s my girl, and that’s my boy. Page Topic: Movie Quotes from ‘Guy Named Joe, A’: Quotes from the movie ‘Guy Named Joe, A’

–And, you, what’s your favorite toy? –Geraldine. –Since when can Lisa type? –Since never…Come on. –What do we do? –What you always do, Mr. Talman, lie and cheat and play-act. 1. Help, Help! 2. I’ll help you, Susy. (Lights go out) 242-4598. And then, topsy turvy. Me tospy and them turvy. Damn it,...

Little Feather: If your ever in my country again…I’ll have to kill you.(everyone laughs)I’m serious.(they stop) Prudence:Daddy, I have to go the bathroom. Phil:Why didn’t you go at Dead Horse’s Pan? Prudence:I didn’t have to go at Dead Horse’s Pan. Phil:Can you wait until Dead Horse’s Skillet?...